It was Kevin.

Congrats.

A rabid male fan crashed the stage at a Jonas Brothers concert the other night in Madrid -- but unlike Britney, who infamously screamed when the same thing happened to her, these guys just kept on playing.



The good stuff -- which includes the dude running in circles from security and ripping his shirt off -- starts at the 1:13 mark.

Sporting a new shorter 'do, middle Jonas Brother Joe showed off his ripped virginal arms and his hairy evangelical legs in West Hollywood this weekend.



He may only be 20, but JoJo can still get tanked.

Showing off his pure evangelical Christian dandy boy band muscles, Joe Jonas hit a Jewish Community Center gym in Toronto on Thursday.



Mazel tov!

Evangelical Christian dandy boy banders Joe and Kevin Jonas set their purity rings to hungry last night ... and double-dated at a Japanese restaurant with Demi Lovato and Kevin's fiancee, Danielle, in Toronto.



The only thing they had for dessert ... was dessert.

Turns out the whole "Jonas Brothers" thing is all Hanson's fault -- 'cause when we asked Zack if the new batch of cheesy jingle writing, over-priced hair-cut sporting, band of brothers stole their act ... dude didn't exactly deny it!



One thing they'll never steal -- mmmBop ... which Zack says he's performed more than 1400 times!!!!

Looks like Joe Jonas may be fishing around the Mouse House for a Camilla Belle replacement -- because last night he was caught creepin' with "Suite Life of Zack & Cody" star Brenda Song.


They may not have walked out of Katsuya together -- but Brenda not-so-slyly hopped into Joe's car down the block.

Nick Jonas was walking around Washington D.C. yesterday like he was gunning for Obama's job. The only problem: Fans on the street thought he was one of his identically floppy-haired, purity ring-wearing brothers.

Nick Jonas is not of legal age to do a lot of things -- and one of them is perform on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" without his parents' approval.



When the Jonas Bros. appeared on the show back in March, Nick had to get his dad's signature on a parental consent form. Since Joe and Kevin are over 18, they were alright without it.

BTW -- Nick got $777.33 for the performance.

And the only reason we know for sure is because Joe Jonas opened his mouth and blurted it out on national TV.


The evangelical Christian dandy boy banders were on "Larry King Live" last night when Joe spilled the beans that it's game on for Nick and Miley Cyrus -- ironically blowing it moments before talking about the importance of keeping their relationships "private."

That noise you hear is the sound of tweenage girls sharpening their Hello Kitty pocket knives.

The only thing screechier than a Jonas Brothers song: A Jonas Brothers song, as sung by them and nearly a hundred screaming, hysterical, tweenage girls.


The evangelical Christian dandy boy banders caused chaos yesterday outside Radio 1 in London.

Get your ear plugs ready.