Tim Meadows WENT OFF on "Saturday Night Live" this weekend -- saying he'll NEVER WATCH THE SHOW AGAIN after they excluded him from a throwback sketch.
Meadows -- who appeared on the show from 1991 to 2001 -- swore off the show after watching the "Brasky Bar Guys" bit ... a reoccurring sketch he often appeared in during his time with the show.
Meadows tweeted: "They did Brasky without me" ... adding, "Not even a 'hey would you want to come to do one line and bring your kids to see the 5 directions...?' Nothing... Wow..."
"I will never watch SNL again."
Meadows also explained why he thinks he's persona non grata -- and it traces back to his movie, "The Ladies Man."
"Sorry the ladies man bombed," Meadows wrote ... "If it would have done better they wouldn't treat me like a red-headed step child."
After the rant, Tim cooled down and seemed to back off his comments ... saying, "I'm not mad at the show. I know what it takes to produce those sketches in a short amount of time. I talked to a friend on the show who said it WAS a last minute sketch."
"I acted like a baby. I'm happy for all of my friends success and will always be grateful and proud to have been a part of SNL. That being said don't forget to see 'Anchorman 2' coming soon to a theater near you."
Fun Fact: "The Ladies Man" bombed so bad it took SNL 10 years to make another movie.
Crack Mayor Rob Ford
I Saw the 'SNL' Skit About Me
... IT WAS CRAZY, MAN!
11/18/2013 6:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Cracky Mayor Rob Ford -- the Tyrone Biggums of politics -- says he's well aware he was mocked on "Saturday Night Live" this weekend ... but he didn't seem too upset about it.
Ford was in Toronto on his way to watch a Canadian Football league playoff game -- when he stopped to sign autographs like a rockstar.
During the quick signing session, Ford was asked about the "SNL" skit -- in which Bobby Moynihan spoofs the mayor as a fat, cracked out idiot.
"It was crazy," Ford said of the sketch.
Ford then proceeded to the football game ... despite a suggestion from the CFL commissioner that Rob stay the hell away.
Ford plays by his own rules ... especially when those rules involve crack.
I Was NOT Lip-Syncing, But ...
11/4/2013 12:10 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
A rep for the rapper tells us Em was not lip-syncing during his performance of "Berzerk" ... but does admit he was using a vocal track underneath his live vocals.
Translation: live mic+vocal track = vocal help. Yes, technically ...it's not lip-syncing, but it's pretty damn close.
The rep adds, "He just likes this sound and if you listen to his albums they are done the same way."
Lip-Synced 'SNL' Performance
Or We're a Monkey's Uncle
11/4/2013 10:29 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Barring some crazy rift in the space-time continuum, Eminem unquestionably lip-synced his performance on "SNL" this weekend ... at least judging by Saturday night's broadcast.
In case you missed the show, the video should clear things up. Em took the stage to perform his song "Berzerk" and went borderline Milli Vanilli for four minutes. We cut it down to the highlights for your convenience.
FYI -- Ashlee Simpson infamously lip-synced on "SNL" a few years ago and people ripped her to shreds. So, why should Em get a pass?
Granted, we can't say for SURE he was lip-syncing ... we're just making an educated guess ... so we gotta ask ...
Black Female Comedian
'SNL' Blow Off NOT Racial
10/17/2013 2:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The very funny comedienne who is at the center of what's turning into a WAR on "Saturday Night Live" doesn't believe she's been passed over because she's Black -- it's tough for people of ALL colors to get on the show.
"Love Thy Neighbor" star Darmirra Brunson thinks SNL regular Jay Pharoah is off base for ragging on the show for not having enough black females in the cast. Fact is ... there have only been 4 in 38 years. Pharoah says he was pushing producers -- which means Lorne Michaels -- to hire Brunson but it fell on deaf ears.
Brunson says there's a huge talent pool to choose from, and the reality is almost everyone gets passed over ... no matter what their race or sex.
That said ... Brunson says she'd like the chance to audition for the show and is grateful to Pharoah for the push.
So she's in the middle of a war and just complimented the warring parties. Smart chick.
'Hannah Montana' Co-Creator
SHE WASN'T MURDERED
But Here’s How She Should Die ...
10/8/2013 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The guy who helped create “Hannah Montana” says he’s got no problems with Miley Cyrus telling people her alter ego is dead – but he admits he had a different method of death in mind for the former child star.
Of course, Miley cracked the joke during her monologue on “Saturday Night Live” this weekend – saying, “I can give you an update on what [Hannah’s] been up to … she was murdered.”
TMZ spoke with “Hannah” co-creator Richard Correll … who tells us Hannah will never die, as long as there’s re-runs … but says that if she did have to croak, he hopes “Hannah would die of old age with her grandkids and family.”
Yeah, that’s probably better than being murdered.
Murders Hannah Montana on SNL
10/6/2013 8:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Hannah Montana will no longer party in the U.S.A. ... cause she's dead -- this according to Miley Cyrus.
Miley dropped the bombshell during last night's "Saturday Night Live" opening monologue ... but didn't go into detail about how H.M. bit the dust.
The singer also talked about her infamous VMA performance -- and said she's done twerking ... 'cause "white people" made it lame.
Not one peep about Sinead O'Connor.
R.I.P. Hannah Montana 1992-2013
Obamacare Prevents Meth Sales,
9/29/2013 6:58 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Jesse Pinkman made a heartfelt pitch last night about Obamacare, and how his former friend in New Mexico could have benefited -- as could the people he slaughtered.
It's pretty hilarious ... Aaron Paul made a surprise appearance in the opening skit for the Fall premiere of "SNL." People went nuts.
Aaron's got to beat a hasty retreat. He needs to be in L.A. tonight for the big screening at Hollywood Forever cemetery in Hollywood.
He'll arrive in the cooking van, which is awesome.
Connie in "Coneheads"
6/25/2013 12:01 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Michelle Burke played the rebellious teen Connie -- opposite SNL vets Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtin -- in the 1993 alien movie "Coneheads." Guess what she looks like now!
WHO WILL REVIEW NYC'S HOTTEST CLUBS?
5/14/2013 8:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Sayonara Stefon ... Bill Hader has announced he's leaving "Saturday Night Live" ... and this weekend's episode will be his last.
"It was a hard decision, but it has to happen at some point,” Hader told the New York Times ... adding, "It got to a point where I said, ‘Maybe it’s just time to go.'"
Hader has been with the show for the past 8 seasons.
The move is a big loss for the show -- which already lost Andy Samberg and Kristen Wiig last season. Seth Meyers is also set to leave next year, when he takes over "Late Night."
As for Stefon ... we'll miss ya pal.
Kanye Diss Misses ... Badly
3/11/2013 3:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Justin Timberlake served up his big comeback to Kanye West's diss of his new song -- and it did not disappoint ... anyone who thinks JT's too soft to battle a rapper.
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Fires Back at Kanye
'Suit & Tie' Doesn't Suck
3/10/2013 8:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
It took a couple of weeks, but Justin Timberlake has finally responded to Kanye West's anti "Suit and Tie" rant, with a shot of his own on "SNL" last night.
It happened when JT was performing 'Suit and Tie' with Jay-Z last night -- the singer changed the lyrics from "Aww, s**t so sick, got a hit and picked up a habit" to "my hit's so sick got RAPPERS acting dramatic."
Not the strongest insult in the world ... but pretty obviously directed at Kanye West, who last month during a concert, dissed the song "I got love for Hov, but I ain't f--king with that 'Suit & Tie.'"
It ain't exactly Tupac vs. Biggie ... but gotta love the drama.
Missed 'SNL' Gig
After Suffering Broken Hip
3/3/2013 10:54 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Don Pardo was conspicuously absent from the opening credits of "Saturday Night Live" last night ... and TMZ has learned it's because he recently suffered a broken hip.
"SNL" fans immediately noticed the voice that announced the cast last was NOT that of Pardo's ... despite the poor attempt at an impression.
But rest assured, Pardo is ok ... our sources say he is recovering from a broken hip and doing just fine.
Pardo has been doing "Saturday Night Live" since the show first premiered in 1975, missing only one season along the way.