Baby Watch

Lil' Kim probably didn't invite you to her baby shower -- but she'll still accept a ridiculously overpriced baby gift ... if you've got an extra grand or so to spare.

Kim posted her baby shower announcement on Instagram to let everyone know she has registries at luxury spots like Tiffany & Co. and Petit Tresor -- generously giving fans a chance to buy her items like a hamper for $1,385 ... or a cradle for $1,648.

If you're on a budget, try the piggy bank. For $125!!

Looks pretty tacky for a celeb to beg for gifts -- but sources close to Kim tell us she was simply responding to fans who've been asking what they can get her.

We're told Kim already has everything she needs ... and she just thought this was a good way to involve fans in her pregnancy.

A $7,899 baby carriage is also a great way to get involved in credit card debt.

Ashton Kutcher is ditching the bachelor life ... He's put his sick Los Angeles mansion up for sale ... we're told because it isn't a good place to raise a baby.

According to our sources, Ashton pocket listed his Lake Hollywood Estates home for $12 million. He bought the place in 2012 for $8.455 MIL, snatching it up as Justin Bieber was eying it.

The home is 9,385 sq. ft. with five bedrooms and eight bathrooms. It also has a colorful history ... it was the location of one of many "swatting" pranks.

Ashton and fiancee/baby mama-to-be Mila Kunis quietly scooped up a $10.215 million home in the Beverly Hills Post Office area -- a modest 7,351 sq. ft. with three bedrooms and four baths.

Lindsay Lohan has sworn under penalty of perjury she suffered a miscarriage ... which means she better be telling the truth, or she could land in jail.

Lindsay made the declaration in new court docs in a $5 million lawsuit over her clothing line 6126.

You'll recall, Lindsay was given a reprieve from responding to the lawsuit while she was in rehab last year -- but even after getting out she failed to respond ... so she lost the case.

Lindsay wants to undo the damage and she's using her miscarriage as an excuse.

In the new court docs, Lindsay writes, "I have been overwhelmed since leaving rehab and dealing with my sobriety and a miscarriage."

There's been tons of speculation that Lindsay made up the miscarriage story to garner buzz for her Oprah show -- or maybe just to get sympathy votes -- but these are legal documents ... which means she's under oath.

If it comes out that Lindsay lied in the docs ... under penalty of perjury ... she could face jail time.

Kerry Washington's TV secret spy/love interest does NOT believe she really had her kid.

Our camera guy spotted Scott Foley at Reagan International Airport in D.C. Friday, and the former head of B613 just couldn't process the story we broke ... that Kerry gave birth to a baby girl 8 days before we posted it on the website and somehow kept it under wraps.

Kerry's TV dad, Joe Morton was also in D.C., and he confessed Olivia Pope kept the baby news safely hidden from the entire "Scandal" staff.

There's a new Pope. Kerry Washington had her baby ... TMZ has learned.

Kerry gave birth under the radar -- almost 2 WEEKS AGO.

Kerry's new baby girl is named Isabelle Amarachi Asomugha. She was born at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. April 21. The daddy is former NFL cornerback Nnamdi Asomugha.

Kerry and Nnamdi married last June. She's 37 ... he's 32. This is their first kid. Weirdly ... Nnamdi signed the birth certificate more than a week after the birth.

Good news for "Scandal" creator Shonda Rhimes ... no more shooting from the neck up or hiding Olivia Pope behind potted plants.

It's been handled.

Police in New York are on the lookout for music producer The-Dream after he allegedly punched, kicked, and strangled his ex-girlfriend, who was pregnant at the time, law enforcement sources tell TMZ -- but the producer insists the allegations are bogus.

According to law enforcement, the alleged incident took place in April 2013 at the Plaza Hotel, roughly three months before Dream's ex-GF Lydia Nam gave birth to his infant son.

It's unclear what prompted the alleged attack and if Nam ever sought medical attention -- but for some reason, she didn't file a police report until November, which is when she described the alleged assault to police.

Law enforcement sources tell us, Dream (real name Terius Nash) is now wanted for questioning by police in connection with Nam's allegations -- which means if they find him ... he'll be taken into custody.

For The-Dream's part, he not only insists Nam is lying -- sources close to the producer tell us, he thinks she's a vengeful woman who's plotting to use this alleged crime as a way to extend her visa in the U.S. (Nam is Canadian.)

According to law enforcement sources, Dream was already arrested in connection with a separate domestic violence incident (also involving Nam) last June in Newport Beach, CA ... but Nam refused to press charges, so the D.A. rejected the case.

Lindsay Lohan says she suffered a miscarriage during the taping of her reality show.

Lohan dropped the bombshell during the final episode of the OWN show Sunday night ... when asked to reflect on her experience with the reality show.

"No one knows this," Lohan said ... "I had a miscarriage for those two weeks that I took off.”

She continued, "It's a very long story, but that's why on the show when it says she doesn't want to come down, I couldn't move, I was sick. Mentally, that messes with you."

Chris Hemsworth and his wife are at Cedars Sinai Medical Center right now giving birth to twins ... TMZ has learned.

It's ultra-high security in their hospital suite ... we're told 2 security guards are standing at the door. Chris is strolling the hallway and is being escorted with a guard.

Chris and his wife Elsa Pataky already have one baby -- India Rose Hemsworth who is now 22 months old. She's about to have a couple new siblings.

Ciara's baby won't be born for another month ... but she's already taking steps to make sure the kid appreciates the world of animals ... so she dropped $20K on an animal-themed nursery.

Our baby spies say Ciara and her fiance Future dared to shop at pricey Petit Tresor in L.A. ... dropping $1,800 on an 8-foot stuffed giraffe. They spent the balance on other stuffed animals, lion book ends and art work.

Ciara's been on a spending spree ... she was recently out shopping at another high end baby store with Kim Kardashian.

FYI - A REAL safari costs around $1,000 a day.

Kevin Federline has his very own first wives club -- Britney Spears (wife #1) and Victoria Prince (wife #2) got on like a house on fire Sunday ... laughing and chatting at Britney's son's soccer game.

It was the ideal picture of divorce -- Kevin and Britney (who split in 2006) each took their significant others to their son Jayden's soccer game in L.A. Britney took her current boyfriend David Lucado ... and Kevin took his pregnant wife Victoria.

As we reported, even Kevin and David are pals.

Forget the Oscars, Scarlett Johansson has an even bigger award on the way ... she's preggers ... and we're told pretty far along.

Sources close to Scarlett and fiance Romain Dauriac tell TMZ, the "Her" actress is roughly 5 months pregnant.

The 29-year-old Johansson got engaged to Dauriac -- a French journalist -- last September, but Johansson's in no rush to get married.

You'll recall, Johansson was previously married to Ryan Reynolds ... they got divorced in 2011 after about 3 years of wedlock.

Snooki is plumping up again ... but not 'cause she's eating too much -- the "Jersey Shore" store is having another baby!

Snooks is reportedly a few months pregnant but is keeping things under wraps so it doesn't torpedo some lucrative appearances she has lined up -- according to Page Six.

Sources close to the couple told TMZ a similar story this week ... but we got radio silence from her camp.

Christina Aguilera pregnancy by Matt Rutler was no mistake ... it was precisely planned as the final domino in an elaborate plot!

Her ultimate goal is still up for debate, but his goal's pretty obvious. Way to go, Matty!

Christina Aguilera knows how to keep things interesting -- it hasn't even been a week since she announced her engagement to a production assistant ... and now she's pregnant.

Christina and soon-to-be baby daddy/husband Matt Rutler met on the set of the 2010 film "Burlesque," where he worked as a P.A. And things heated up from there.

Aguilera announced they were engaged on Valentine's Day.

Christina gave birth to her first child -- Max Bratman -- in 2008.

Pretty crazy timing ... Aguilera lost a ton of weight just last year.

Simon Cowell's baby mama better tighten up her lady parts ... 'cause the "X-Factor" judge just landed in New York -- and he's making a beeline for the hospital.

We broke the story ... Lauren Silverman went into labor early Friday morning -- and Simon rushed home from London to be there -- but based on his look in the pic ... the soon to be dad doesn't look too worried about missing things.

Something tells us he won't be filming the gruesome process.

7:25 AM PT -- Daddy's gonna make it ... our maternity sources tell us Simon is zipping across the pond right now, and Lauren is early enough in labor that docs will delay the birth until he arrives.

Simon Cowell's first baby is on the way -- his girlfriend Lauren Silverman is in labor, and has checked into a New York City hospital ... and Simon is racing to get there before the kid arrives.

Sources close to Lauren tell TMZ she went to Lenox Hill hospital in Manhattan (Upper East Side, of course) within the last few hours -- and immediately sent up the baby signal ... alerting Simon to get on a private jet bound for NYC.

He's been in London shooting one of his competition TV shows.

If Lauren has the baby today -- they're expecting a boy -- we're told she'd be about a week and a half early, but it's nothing to worry about.

Happy Valentine's Day, Simon.

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