Jennifer Lawrence Can't Stomach the 'High Life'

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Jennifer Lawrence is done with licking her Oscar wounds, because she's already cavorting in a bikini, beer in hand, in the Bahamas.

J.Law and friends dove for Conch shells Friday ... before she popped open a bottle of Miller High Life, took a swig and spit out the foam.

Now that's winning.

Scott Disick Cerveza y Bikinis ... Por Favor

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It's pretty clear now ... Scott Disick isn't concerned about drinking after his rehab sting -- he's lounging poolside with hot chicks down in Mexico.

Scott surfaced at Joe Francis' home in Punta Mita along with at least 5 babes in bikinis ... including one Kendall Jenner look-alike.

We'll say this ... at least he's hyrdating. Scott downed agua while taking some phone calls, but switched to cervezas when it was time to chill with the ladies.

Both go down well in the hot Mexican sun ... beer and water, that is.

Bobbi Kristina's Boyfriend Prosecutors Hung Me Out to Dry

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Bobbi Kristina Brown's boyfriend feels vindicated by her autopsy findings -- thinking it proves he had nothing to do with her death, but he's pissed prosecutors sat on the info for so long.

Members of Nick Gordon's legal team tell TMZ ... the just released report shows Bobbi Kristina was in the throes of serious drug addiction, and that can't possibly be pinned on Gordon.

As we reported, she had weed, cocaine, morphine (possibly from heroin), anti-anxiety pills and booze in her system.

Additionally, they point to the Medical Examiner's notes -- the findings refute earlier media reports that Bobbi Kristina had injuries on her face. The ME could not determine if her death was accidental or intentional.

But we're told his legal team, lead by Jose Baez, are most upset prosecutors kept the report under seal for nearly a year ... since they feel it clears his name. It was unsealed only after members of the media pressured them to release it. Nick feels that if it was shown to the public sooner, the perception of him would be totally different.

Nick Gordon believes this report squarely shows that he is innocent of any crime.

Jaelen Strong Arrest The Weed's In My Crotch

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Texans WR Jaelen Strong initially lied to police about having weed when he was arrested last week -- but quickly fessed up and pulled a box of joints out of his crotch ... and TMZ Sports has the footage.

Zac Efron I Got a 'Monkey' on My Arm ... In a Bar

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Zac Efron was hanging at a Florida pub Saturday night ... with a monkey-like creature on his arm.

Zac was shooting "Baywatch" in Boca Raton, hanging at an Irish pub for the night, when a random patron walked in with a Kinkajou. Zac took to the rainforest dweller -- called a "honey bear" in Central America -- and got handsy with it.

The Kinkajou has a propensity to drink people's drinks ... so you gotta see this one in action.

Sam Smith Bottoms Up With Drag Queen At Post-Oscars Party

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Sam Smith got a fitting thank you for his Oscars LGBT shout-out -- getting serenaded by a famous drag queen at legendary gay bar, The Abbey.

We're told Sam and his crew rolled into the club around 11 PM for their Monday night Lip Service drag show and stayed till about 1:30 AM fueled on vodka.

It’s quickly becoming Sam’s tradition … he hit the same spot after his Golden Globes win, but this time he was singled out by Vicki Vox ... who's a legend in the drag world for her parody hit, "This Boy Is A Bottom."

Vox had some sweet words for Sam during the show ... for a drag queen at least.

Jimi Hendrix Purple Crazed Over Fine Liquor

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11:15 AM PT: Leon's rep tells TMZ ... Leon is legally authorized to license and sell Hendrix-themed merchandise and has been doing so for years. As for the latest liquor lawsuit ... Leon's rep says Leon's not to blame, claiming some former business associates went rogue a few years back -- and, in fact, Leon is planning to sue as well.

Jimi Hendrix was all for Purple Haze, all in your brain, but his estate ain't down to push a specialty liqueur that jacked his famous song title ... according to a new lawsuit.

The company that controls the late guitar great's merchandising is going after Leon Hendrix ... one of Jimi's relatives because he's hawking something called Purple Haze Liqueur. Bottles of the berry-flavored cognac and vodka blend also feature a picture of Jimi.

Experience Hendrix wants a judge to shut down all sales for obvious reasons -- it says Leon has no authority to use the name or likeness, plus he's done this before. In 2008, Experience Hendrix blocked sales of Jimi Hendrix Electric Vodka ... which it believes Leon was behind.

EH points out Leon is kind of a black sheep in the fam, saying Jimi's father purposely left him out when he doled out control of Jimi's music and merchandising.

The keepers of all things Jimi are suing Leon and his biz partner for all their profits and to get an injunction blocking all future sales.

NFL's Jaelen Strong Texans WR Arrested for Weed ... Goes to Jael

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Houston Texans WR Jaelen Strong was arrested in Scottsdale, AZ this weekend -- after cops say he admitted to smoking weed without a medical card.

Strong -- who was a superstar at Arizona State -- was busted Sunday night ... after the car he was in was stopped for not having visible license plates.

When cops approached the vehicle ... officers say another NFL player was also in the car -- GB Packers cornerback Damarious Randall (who also went to ASU).

Cops say the car reeked of weed -- and Strong ultimately admitted to smoking the weed. Cops say he also handed over a cigar box with 3 joints inside.

Strong was arrested and booked at a nearby jail. Randall was released at the scene.

Nike Air Force 1s Laced with $90k Of Heroin ... Officials Say

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A drug mule tried to put the "sneak" in sneakers last week -- but got busted at JFK with $90,000 worth of heroin in 3 pairs of Nike Air Force 1s ... officials say.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection says the drug mover was on a flight from the Dominican Republic -- and when he got to the inspection, officials noticed his shoes were unusually heavy.

In the end, officials say they found 3 POUNDS of heroin hidden in the kicks ... with an estimated street value of $90,000!!!

The perp was arrested and handed over to Homeland Security -- and now faces federal drug smuggling charges.

Leo DiCaprio A Little Vaping, a Little Drinking To Celebrate Oscar Win

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Leo DiCaprio celebrated his Oscar win by puffing on a vape pen and sipping a cocktail.

Leo was at Ago restaurant in WeHo to celebrate his win, and he was the center of attention.

When he left, someone gave him a bottle of booze. And the weirdest thing ... someone ran out after Leo's car with his Oscar, almost as if someone forgot to take it.

Dana White Nate Diaz is WRONG Steroids NOT Rampant in UFC

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UFC Prez Dana White has lashed out at fighter Nate Diaz, telling TMZ Sports Diaz is not only wrong when he says "all UFC fighters are on steroids," he's also hypocritical.

White tells us, "The UFC unquestionably has the best drug testing program in all of sports. All done by the United States Anti-Doping Association."

Dana is quick to add Nate's own teammates, Gilbert Melendez and Jake Shields, were both busted for PEDs ... point out, "If you are cheating, you get caught."

It's interesting ... by saying everyone in the UFC takes steroids, Nate is suggesting he's on PEDs too.

NHL's Mike Richards Off the Hook in Drug Case ... For Now

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NHL star Mike Richards just caught a big break in his drug possession case in Canada, but should be on his best behavior for the next year.

A judge in Manitoba just stayed the charge ... which means the charge is off the table, but can be brought back to life within a year. If Richards manages to stay out of trouble during that time, the case will be completely dismissed.

As we previously reported, the ex-L.A. Kings player faced up to six months in jail after he was popped for smuggling Oxycodone across the border in June and charged with possession of a controlled substance.

The 31-year-old center was dropped by the Kings after the arrest, but signed a contract with the Washington Capitals last month.

Rihanna & Drake 'Work' Restaurant Is a NO Blunts Zone

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Rihanna's "Work" music video keeps it real Caribbean -- from the ass-grinding dance moves to the Red Stripe -- but the restaurant where it was shot won't stand for ganja smoking, mon.

Lili Pottinger co-owns The Real Jerk -- a Toronto hot spot -- and says they loved RiRi and Drake's video, but they want to make it clear they have a zero tolerance policy for any illegal substances in the building.

She's cool with "Work" portraying a true club setting, but says in real life it's mainly a restaurant -- so they're not down with fans coming in to roll joints and recreate the video.

Still, Lili says biz has been up 20% since the vid's release, and lots of fans come in hoping to see Drake or Rihanna. It's possible since he's a regular there.

We're told he favors the jerk chicken and oxtail.

Ex-Titans LB Keith Bulluck Busted for DUI ... Hits Light Pole

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Former Tennessee Titans linebacker Keith Bulluck was arrested for DUI in Nashville early Tuesday morning -- after cops say the ex-Pro Bowler crashed his car into a light pole.

Cops say they responded to the accident around 3 AM -- and when they arrived to the scene, Bulluck had a "distinct smell of an alcoholic beverage."

According to police, Bulluck also admitted he had been drinking earlier in the night and was driving home from a place called Losers Bar.

Cops say the 38-year-old refused to give a blood sample to test for his alcohol level.

No word if Bulluck was injured in the crash.

Story developing ...

YouTube Stoner Films His Own Crime Cops Say, 'Thanks'

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A YouTube star who made a name for himself touting weed is facing criminal charges ... and the smoking gun is the guy's own video.

Joel Hradecky and two friends took a trip to the abandoned 348 ft. Vance Creek Bridge in Shelton, WA. The guys lit up blunts and smoked wax as they traversed the steel beams.

No one would have known the trio had trespassed, were it not for the fact that Joel recorded the hijinks and posted it to his YouTube page, which has more than 700,000 subscribers.

Fish and Wildlife officials reviewed the video, and it was clear Joel and company saw the "no trespassing signs."

There was still the issue of finding them, but it wasn't hard, because the license plate on their truck was plain as day on the video.

Marijuana: Sometimes it clouds your judgment.

Disney Star Orlando Brown Busted for Hitting Girlfriend In Police Parking Lot

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Ex-Disney star Orlando Brown pulled into a police station parking lot while arguing with his girlfriend and then allegedly struck her, while he had meth on him.

Law enforcement sources tell us the bizarre incident went down in January in Torrance, CA when someone using a nearby ATM spotted the "That's So Raven" star in the car. We're told the witness saw the couple arguing and called police ... who were conveniently located.

Brown initially refused to leave his car, according to our sources -- but once cops got him into jail, they found methamphetamine on him. We're told his girlfriend was not seriously injured.

Brown's been charged with misdemeanor domestic battery, obstruction of justice and 2 felonies -- drug possession with intent to sell, and having contraband in jail.

He previously struck a plea deal for threatening a woman in 2014, and paid a fine.