'White Bitch' Jessica Sorry, Internet ... Zola's Story Is Fake!! ... Mostly, Anyway

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Zola the stripper's infamous sidekick -- that "white bitch" Jessica -- has her own story to tell, and it's that Zola's viral tale is almost completely made up!

By now, you've probably heard ex-stripper Zola's epic story -- she claimed on Twitter that she and Jessica took a wild 48 hour trip to Tampa to strip ... but instead, Jessica ended up hooking, and her pimp allegedly shot a man, and Jessica's BF nearly killed himself. It was a whole thing.

Or was it? Jessica tells TMZ Zola got it twisted. She cops to the stripping part, but claims Zola was the one who decided to turn to prostitution after making just $1 at the club. As for the part about the pimp killing a guy -- 100% fabricated, she says.

Jessica also squashes the part about her getting arrested in Vegas -- saying she's never been there --and adding she hasn't talked to Zola since their FL adventure in March.

Lies aside ... Jessica says she's really pissed her photos spread (some including her kid) like wildfire when Zola's story took over the Internet. She's engaged, pregnant, and trying to put that escapade behind her -- so, for now, she's not thinking about suing.

Shame. Imagine that trial.

Blac Chyna Sharpie Talk All For Show Future Ink Is Permanent

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Blac Chyna is trying to convince the world her Future tattoo isn't the real deal -- that it's just a Sharpie drawing -- but we have the proof it's 100% authentic.

Chyna and her friends posted a video on Snapchat Wednesday night where they all had "Blac Chyna" written on their hands in Sharpie, and then she asked followers to do the same in solidarity.

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But she ain't fooling us. TMZ has obtained a set of photos that show Future's tattoo artist, Steve Wiebe, inking the couple together several weeks ago ... just as we first reported.

We're told Chyna is pretending the tattoo never existed because she's hurt after Future publicly humiliated her by tweeting his single status. Chyna was under the impression they'd been dating exclusively for over a month.

Kordell Stewart Accuser 'It's True, I Never Dated Kordell'

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The man who claimed he had a sexual relationship with ex-NFL star Kordell Stewart is admitting he made the whole thing up -- but says he isn't worried about Kordell's lawsuit.

As we previously reported, Stewart filed a lawsuit against viral video star Andrew Caldwell -- saying Caldwell lied and damaged his reputation when he went on a radio show and said they hooked up.

TMZ Sports spoke with Caldwell who says ... "It's true, I never dated Kordell. But I'm not worried about the lawsuit. If Kordell wants money, he has money. I don't owe him a dime."

What's weird is despite the "I'm not worried" demeanor -- Caldwell seems to admit he hurt Stewart's reputation.

"[What I said] did damage Kordell. He has a son. For his son to think, 'Is my dad gay?' That is damaging."

And it gets even weirder ... Caldwell says Kordell has since trashed HIM while denying the gay rumors -- and he's considering filing a lawsuit of his own.

Seriously.

"I may go after Kordell. Yes, I hurt his name, but he also hurt mine."

Good luck with that ...

Samantha Hoopes Calls Out Blake Griffin We Should Hook Up

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Dear Blake Griffin ... PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THIS VIDEO!!!!!

S.I. swimsuit model Samantha Hoopes just called you out by name -- she thinks you're cute, she likes your freckles ... and she totally wants to hook up.

In fact, she thinks you two were meant to be -- "My last name is Hoopes and he plays basketball!"

Adorable, right?? It also helps that she has a body that looks like this:

Also, possible Russell Wilson diss!!!

When asked what kind of athletes she likes, Hoopes says she'd rather date basketball players over football stars ... which is interesting since she was spotted around town with the Seahawks QB earlier this year.

But that clearly fizzled ... leaving the door wide open for Mr. Griffin.

Don't let us down, Blake.

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Lenny Dykstra MLB Umpires Call BS On Extortion ... 'He's Full of Sh*t'

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Lenny Dykstra was lying through his teeth when he claimed he would blackmail MLB umpires into giving him favorable calls during his playing days ... this according to SEVERAL umps.

The drama unfolded Tuesday, when Dykstra went on "The Herd" and claimed he spent $500k on private investigators to spy on umps -- and used their secrets (including gay sex romps) as leverage to get calls during games, especially during the 1993 season.

But we spoke to 4 of the top umpires who worked in the Majors during that period who all say Lenny is out of his mind, period.

-- Greg Bonin (MLB umpire 1984 to 2001)
"He's smoking something. He's full of sh*t. He always was, but now more than ever. I've never heard anything like that from an umpire. Never.

"I've heard a lot of funny stuff, but that's gotta be the funniest. Those drugs must've really messed his head up."

-- Larry Barnett (MLB umpire 1969 to 1999)
"It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. He should've saved the money, he probably could've used it now. I was in professional baseball for a long time and I never heard something so stupid. It's ludicrous."

-- Jerry Layne (MLB umpire 1989 to present)
"Lenny Dykstra is out of his mind. "If you go back and look at every Lenny Dykstra at-bat something like that would stick out like a sore thumb."

"Think about it, how many times does a specific umpire come across Lenny Dykstra at the plate in a season? Put the math to it."

-- Paul Runge (MLB umpire 1973 to 1997)
"As much as baseball keeps an eye on the umpires, something like this couldn't happen. And if someone came to an ump and said, 'if you don't shrink the strike zone, I'm gonna expose you.' I think they'd go right to MLB, and that player would be out of baseball in a flash."

Blac Chyna Future's Bangin' Other Chicks ... And I'm Cool With It

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Blac Chyna doesn't care if Future's telling the world -- and chicks everywhere -- he's single ... 'cause she's just happy to be ONE of the women he's tapping.

Sources close to Chyna tell TMZ Future's actions speak louder than his "I'm single" tweet, since she's with him every weekend. Yes, she thinks Future's announcement was a low-blow, but she still considers him "her man."

That attitude might explain why she went ahead and got Future's name tattooed on her hand ... even though she's just one of many in his stable.

Tricky as it sounds -- looks like everyone's happy with the current arrangement. For now, anyway.

Future Blac Chyna Who? I'm Single!!!

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Blac Chyna clearly made one of the rashest decisions in dating history, because Future not only says he's single ... he's insinuating he was never even banging her!

The rapper just posted a clear message, "Single and focusing on what makes me happy." What's amazing about this ... less than 2 weeks after they supposedly started dating, Chyna inked his name on her hand. The swelling hasn't even gone away and they're now history.

In fact, they may never have even been together if you believe Future, who also posted, "U kno I dnt f*** wit no rumors."

She shoulda gone to Amber's Slut Walk after all.

Tyga Future Can Have All My Chynese Leftovers

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Tyga is cool with Future banging his baby mama ... because he's got an 18-year-old waiting for him at home.

There were rumblings of a feud between Tyga and Future. The two collaborated on a hit record -- "Show You" -- and they're friendly, so on the surface it would seem Future violated the bro code by taking down Blac Chyna.

But our Tyga sources say he's made it clear he gives "zero f***s" about Future's relationship with Chyna. He's in hook, line and sinker with Kylie and that's the only woman he cares about.

In fact, we're told he's open to collaborating with Future on another song ... which just makes him not stupid.

Chyna has moved on too ... so says her hand.

Blac Chyna Future LOVES Seeing His Name On His Girl ... FOREVER

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Future's not the least bit worried about what many call the "Kiss of Death" -- Blac Chyna's "Future" tattoo on her hand -- and even though it's super early in their relationship, he thinks the ink is dope.

Sources close to the couple say Chyna's tatt proves they have a real connection. We're told Future sees it as a very real, very permanent gesture of commitment ... and while fans are just getting used to it, the ink isn't even new.

We're told BC actually got it on a whim, while Future was getting his own tatt (NOT her name) two and a half weeks ago. Reminder: They've only been together about a month!

The source says Chyna has zero regrets and lives by the motto: "It's my body and I can do what I want with it."

Including laser removal -- in the highly unlikely event these two aren't together forever.

Kourtney Kardashian Date With New Man ... But Disick On the Brain

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Kourtney Kardashian did dinner with a new man Sunday night -- in a very single mom kinda way -- and instead of romance ... Scott Disick was likely the main topic of conversation.

Kourtney was at Toscanova in Calabasas with two of her kids, Mason and Penelope, and the apparent suitor, whose name is Chris Reda. He's a good friend of Scott's, who's visited him in rehab recently ... according to our sources.

So there's a good chance he was just giving Kourtney an update.

Ultimately, Kourtney's recent night out in WeHo with Justin Bieber was probably more romantic than dinner with Chris.

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Adam Lambert I've Got No Beef With Demi & Nick

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Adam Lambert is cool as a cucumber on the outside, saying he's got no beef with Demi Lovato after she dumped him from her world tour for Nick Jonas.

Lambert took to Twitter Saturday, saying, "No beef tween Demi & Nick and me. Biz negotiations are complex- why do we care about the rumors?" However, an informed source close to Adam tells TMZ the singer was very disappointed he was dropped and his people are PISSED.

Adam also tweeted out a Demi song he was listening to with the caption, "I love this track."

TMZ broke the story ... Lambert was set to hit the road with Demi during her upcoming world tour but she gave him the ax last minute for Nick Jonas.

Paris Jackson Instagram Account Isn't Me ... Shut It Down

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Paris Jackson is adamant, the Instagram account posing as her that changed its last name to Jackson Castellaw isn't the real deal ... and she wants it shut down.

In a video posted to her bf Chester Castellaw's alleged page, Paris asks fans to help her get the impostor account -- which has racked up more than 200k followers -- removed. She claims she does not have a public profile.

It's interesting ... the video doesn't address marriage rumors but a source close to Paris says the two aren't married.

As TMZ reported ... fans began to buzz about Paris and her 18-year-old bf tying the knot after his last name was added to an IG account claiming to be her.

Paris Jackson New Last Name ... Them's Marriage Words

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Paris Jackson has taken a new last name, raising some pretty obvious questions.

Michael Jackson's 17-year-old daughter just changed what appears to be her Instagram profile to Paris Jackson Castellaw.

Chester Castellaw is her boyfriend, an 18-year-old soccer player with Real So Cal.

There's no hyphen, but it still smells like she's saying she got married. Since she's a minor she'd have to get a sign off from her co-guardians ... either TJ Jackson or Katherine.

Congratulations?

Nick Jonas I Got Nothin' to Say About Acing Out Adam Lambert

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Nick Jonas was mum over Demi Lovato's decision to ax Adam Lambert on her tour and bring him along for the ride instead.

TMZ broke the story, Adam and Demi had essentially struck a deal that he'd tour with her, but we're told Demi's manager -- who also reps Nick -- convinced her to put his client in instead. Adam was unceremoniously dropped at the last minute, and his people feel betrayed and back-stabbed.

That said, Nick was awesome at the Wiltern in Hollywood Friday night, performing Drake's "Hotline Bling."

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Kyle Richards Brandi's Nowhere to Be Seen ... Which Pleases Me

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Kyle Richards says there no trace of Brandi Glanville on the set of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," and that's just fine by her.

Kyle echoed what her hubby Mauricio Umansky told us a few days ago ... there's no evidence Brandi's coming back to the show after getting the ax.

And Kyle was polite as ever, but it's not that hard to read the tea leaves .... she hates the bitch.

Morena Baccarin & Ben McKenzie This Relationship Is Working

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With nothing left to hide ... Morena Baccarin and Benjamin McKenzie are getting kinda touchy on the NYC set of "Gotham."

Even when cameras weren't rolling Thursday, Ben slipped in a little PDA with his baby mama.

Morena was wearing a baggy coat and scarf as they waited to shoot a scene ... so it doesn't look like they're working the pregnancy into a "Gotham" plotline.

As we've reported ... the co-stars plan to get married in the future ... once she can wrap up her nasty divorce.