Hot Bodies

'Tis the season to get your jollies ... and you can thank Victoria's Secret angel Alessandra Ambrosio, who stripped down to some red hot Rudolph-themed lingerie on a beach in L.A. yesterday.

If Tyson Beckford's beautiful ripped body doesn't do it for you -- check out Courtney Stodden's massive ... head of freshly darkened hair! Oh, and her boobs too.

Yes, like a young Anakin Skywalker -- we're going to the dark side.

Victoria's Secret model Cara Delevingne is a HERO ... 'cause she just posted video of some of the VS supermodels TWERKING behind the scenes at the fashion show ... and it's awesome.

The Twerkers -- Doutzen Kroes and Joan Smalls.

Both women were hangin' out backstage in their robes, when they decided to start throwing their asses around ... while Cara sang the words to Major Lazer's hit, "Bubble Butt."

The footage was shot back in November, but Cara held it until the show aired on CBS last night.

It's ok ...we forgive you.

Ryan Seacrest's new lady Shayna Taylor nearly FROZE TO DEATH during her first big modeling shoot yesterday -- stripping down to a tiny bikini on an L.A. beach in the middle of the winter -- but even though it was cold outside, the photo shoot was hot as hell.

As we reported, the 23-year-old smokeshow just signed with a huge modeling agency thanks to the publicity she's gotten from allegedly dating the "American Idol" host.

Check the video ... she's a natch ... but she still needs a little coaching from the photographer.

Here's former Sports Illustrated model Jessica Hart strollin' around Miami yesterday in a hot pink bikini.

Fun Fact -- Jessica was in the 2009 S.I. swimsuit edition ... the one with Bar Refaeli on the cover.

God, that was a good year ...

Rehab does a body good ... at least for Lindsay Lohan, who strapped on a one-piece bathing suit and flaunted around her 27-year-old physique in Miami today.

It's the first time Lindsay's really shown off her body since leaving court-ordered rehab back in July, stemming from a reckless driving conviction.

Lilo is in south Florida for Art Basel ... which is a huge international art show -- described as the premiere showcase for Modern and contemporary works of art.

For the record, it's 78 in Miami today ... in December.

Jada Pinkett Smith flaunted her awesome 42-year-old ass on a Hawaiian beach ... in an equally awesome thong -- and all the world rejoiced.

Well, all except the prudes who think mom bods are strictly one-piece territory.

Lisa Lampanelli has pulled a Jonah Hill ... the comedian dropped more than a hundred pounds in the last year and now she's showing off her new bod.

Lisa posted the photo on Instagram today, more than a year after undergoing a sleeve gastrectomy -- a type of gastric bypass surgery. The progress is really impressive, but Lisa has insisted it's not a permanent fix. She still has to alter her eating habits to keep the weight off.

So long crazy F-cups ... Heidi Montag has unveiled her new C-cups after undergoing yet another breast-related medical procedure in October ... this time to REDUCE her breast size.

You'll recall, Montag famously underwent 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day back in 2010 -- including a mini brow lift, liposuction, buttock augmentation, Botox, a nose job, fat injections in her cheeks, nasolabial folds and lips, chin reduction, and increasing her breast size to F-cups.

Montag says she was young and "unstable" when she got the procedures ... and now warns other girls about making the same mistake.

Max George's girlfriend is truly a multi-tasker ... she can PDA and pick the thong out of her ass AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

Max -- the guy from The Wanted who once banged Lindsay Lohan -- took his hot model GF Nina Agdal to a beach vacation in the Bahamas ... where they galavanted around with their ridiculously attractive tan bodies.

They spearfished ... they yachted ... they boozed -- and most importantly, they documented almost the entire thing on camera so everyone could follow their half-naked vacay.

Sharing is caring.

"Zero Dark Thirty" star Jessica Chastain has no problem getting naked -- she's just picky about where and when she does it.

Luckily, she just slipped ... and told us where to look.

Hugh Hefner's gonna be pissed ... 'cause "Zero Dark Thirty" star Jessica Chastain tells TMZ she's totally down to get naked in front of a camera ... but it will NEVER be for Playboy.

The Golden Globe winner was leaving the Brentwood Country Mart yesterday when we congratulated her on locking up the cover of Vogue -- and Jessica told us for her next shoot, she's hoping to do something a little more "risque.'"

Awesome.

So, naturally, we brought up Playboy ... but Jess shot that down hard -- saying, "I'll be naked in other magazines but not Playboy."

For the record, Chastain's not just talking the talk -- she's been naked in a couple of movies before "ZDT" ... including "Lawless" and "Jolene" ... the latter of which happens to be available on Netflix.

Chazz Palminteri's also in "Jolene" ... but don't worry -- he's totally clothed.

Britney Spears was right ... the footage that was cut out of the "Work Bitch" music video was WAYYYY more erotic than the final cut ... so says one of the male models who was there.

We spoke with Richie Nuzzolese -- who played a hot shirtless guy in the video -- and he tells TMZ, "What's out in the video is only like half of what went down."

Richie tells us the scene he was in was "like an orgy ... very sexually oriented."

Nuzzolese says the scene -- which involved 15 super hot chicks -- was so intense, "it wasn't even like acting."

Damn.

Of course, Richie's description backs up Spears who said she felt like she was pushed too far sexually during the making of the video and personally CUT a bunch of content that was simply too racy for her.

"Teen Mom" star Amber Portwood is no longer a prisoner to fashion... especially prison fashions ... and TMZ has learned she's embracing her freedom by creating a whole new glam look for herself.

After serving 17 months behind bars ... Portwood has freed herself from her harsh, mugshot makeup ... and is now showing off a post-prison makeover that gives her a softer, more sophisticated look.

Sources close to Amber tell us ... she's treated herself to a whole new set of clothes ... and a stylish new haircut.

But the biggest change ... they say ... she no longer uses homemade, prison-style hairspray (which is often made from Jolly Rancher candies because it's sticky and provides excellent hold).

So, the good news -- she looks great.
The bad news -- her hair no longer tastes like grape.

Here's the hairless 27-year-old Drake's new and improved shirtless picture that surfaced earlier today on a social media page (left) -- and an equally ripped and equally hairless 24-year-old Chris Brown showing off his permanent body art (right).

Only one of them is having anger issues in rehab.

Drizzy Drake’s been on a fitness RAMPAGE … posing for shirtless pics in a Bieber-esque frenzy ever since he started dropping lbs for his new tour … and it looks like all the work is paying off.

Drake's trainer posted this latest installment on Instagram today … and he looks jacked with a noticeable four pack … and wearing an expression that says “even I’m surprised I look this good.”

No word on what inspired the new work out regimen ... but he's definitely starting to look more like Rihanna's type.