Hot Bodies

Justin Bieber luxuriated on a yacht in Monaco Saturday.

Bieber looked more ripped than ever as he took a break from the Monaco Grand Prix, kicking back and drinking a brewski.

As we reported ... sources very close to the singer tell us he's off Sizzurp ... in no small part because it screws up his workout routine. One source very close to Biebs says in the past 3 weeks he's been like a different person.

Cutting out Sizzurp ... it does a body good.

This is shocking ... not a single black woman cracked the top 10 on the just released Maxim Hot 100 List.

Rihanna didn't make the cut. Ditto Lupita Nyong'o. Same for Beyonce.

Eight of the top ten are white -- Candice Swanepoel, Scarlett Johansson, Katy Perry, Zooey

Rihanna just missed at #11. Beyonce didn't even crack the top 20, coming in at 21.

PLAYGIRL wants a piece of "Game of Thrones" man-ass -- and balls ... but not just in a box.

Sunday night after stud warrior Daario Naharis dropped his drawers ... fans went crazy on social media and PLAYGIRL noticed. The consensus -- the hottest male ass ever on TV.

PLAYGIRL publisher Vincent Stevens tells TMZ there is now high, full-frontal demand, and his magazine is the perfect place to showcase Daario's goods.

So Stevens emailed actor Michiel Huisman -- who also played sexy music producer Liam on "Nashville" -- urging him to "correct the oversight" and pose naked.

We reached out to Huisman but he's the silent type.

28-year-old Venezuelan fitness model/Instagram star Michelle Lewin reminded everyone that bikini season is almost upon us ... by wearing one in Miami this week in a way few can.

Ashley Tisdale celebrated her bachelorette party with pal Vanessa Hudgens on a huge yacht in Miami -- and Ash made sure to flaunt her ass in a tiny thong before it's, y'know ... locked down for life.

Thanks, bikinis!

Kim flashed her engagement ring for photogs ... and then she gave 'em the same rearview wedding guests will see walking down the aisle -- and it's glorious.

Supermodel Irina Shayk tried to call attention to the plight of the kidnapped Nigerian girls by posting her own #Bringourgirlsback photo.

Of course, she did hers TOPLESS! Sooo ... mission accomplished?

Happy thong Thursday from Italian model Claudia Romani.

Claudia's known for her achievements in smoking hottery -- especially on Miami's South Beach.

Watch the video. Her qualifications speak for themselves.

Jennifer Lopez and her mother were cruising through Manhattan when it happened -- our camera guy got the magical shot that proves Jenny from the block ... is also a chip off the ole one.

And Mama Lopez has all the proof (and junk) we need (in her trunk).

Jennifer Lopez and her mother were big hits walking the streets of Manhattan yesterday, and if you didn't know they were related ... a quick pan down of our camera revealed the family resemblance.

J. Lo and her mother, Guadalupe were shopping on Madison Ave. where they encountered a bunch of fans ... including one woman who joked she was happier to meet mom than J. Lo.

Jenny does talk to us about where she used to get her hair did -- but, honestly, it was hard to focus due to the view of mother and daughter butt ... and their shared DNA.

Justin Bieber had his young guns blazing ... losing his shirt for a horseback ride/homage to Russia's most famous topless equestrian.

Bieber traded his skateboard for a proper steed at a ranch just outside L.A. yesterday.

While Justin's cowboy hat was more Sinatra than Rogers -- his shirtless pose was totally reminiscent of Vladimir Putin's pose.

Don't worry ... we've got plenty of video of JB's ride with his posse (yeah, Lil Za rode too) for your viewing pleasure.

Chrissy Teigen needed to think LONG and hard to figure out her her all-time record for number of times having sex in a single day ... before giving us a mysterious response.

Chrissy was out in New York when we sprang the question -- specifically about her sex record with husband John Legend -- and for some reason she put us on hold while she went into a meeting, telling us ... "Ask it again."

50 minutes later we did ... and Chrissy finally gave up the goods.

Audrina Patridge is like a way hotter version of the groundhog ... who just poked her barely covered butt up out of the sand -- and good news!

It's officially bikini season. AP's ass said so.

How 'bout them Cowgirls???

The Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad ran for the border this week ... hittin' up Cancun for a smokin' hot bikini calendar shoot ... and TMZ Sports has the pics.

They swam ... they frolicked in the sand ... they went on a boat -- and they documented every moment.

Madonna's not ACTUALLY a slutty attention whore who planned to expose her nipples at the fanciest event in the world -- literally dressed like Leeloo from "The Fifth Element" -- at least that's what she's saying now ... claiming the photo she posted online Monday was a joke.

Sources close to the singer tell TMZ, she was just kidding when she posted the photo with the caption, "What i wanted to wear to Met Ball but Anna [Wintour] said Not this year! So I'm gonna work on music instead?"

Our sources say Madonna didn't even have plans to go to the Gala ... she was in the studio Monday night during the event and will stay there all week.

This just in: Madonna is 55 years old.

Naya Rivera made men around the country gleeful when she was spotted out in Cabo this weekend wearing an incredibly tiny bikini.

No matter what happens with "Glee," it's clear Naya has the body of work to go far.