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Did you know ... "Blackish" star Anthony Anderson is friends with NFL legend Marcus Allen?

It's true ... and yesterday at LAX, the guys had a pretty hilarious explanation for the whole Deflategate situation -- it all comes down to pee!

The whole video is pretty hilarious ... with Anderson crackin' jokes just to get Marcus to laugh.

Larry Bird wasn't just talented when it came to talking crap ... HE'S THE BEST EVER ... so claims Kenny "The Jet" Smith ... who says Bird's trash talk game was even better than Michael Jordan's.

Bird's verbal skills on the court are legendary -- 'cause he wouldn't just insult you, he'd get inside your head and DESTROY YOU.

Smith says the best part was that Bird ALWAYS backed up his smack talk.

But Smith's best single crap talk story doesn't involve Bird ... it came from a fan ... and Thursday in L.A. he recounted the whole thing -- and it's hilarious!!!

9:10 AM PT -- Lindsay knows her Arabic, apparently. Upon further review it sounds like she yelled, "Khalas! Stop." The word means "enough" in English. Guess she's boned up since that Insta flub.

Lindsay Lohan has already proven she can't read in Arabic, so could it be she's now trying to speak it?

Our photog spotted LiLo smoking a cigarette outside The Dirty French, a NYC restaurant on the Lower East Side. We tried asking how community service was going, but she wasn't having it.

Lindsay blew off the photog in a language that sounds vaguely like Arabic, but we can't be sure, and we're guessing neither can people who actually speak Arabic.

LiLo famously butchered the language in a recent Instagram post.

Miley Cyrus got her freak on … and freaked out the audience while singing a cover of Khia’s hit song, “My Neck, My Back” during the Adult Swim Upfront Party Wednesday night.

Miley -- who made sure to prep herself properly with a big ol’ blunt -- strutted around the stage in butterfly wings ... and then belted out the awesomely romantic lyrics.

Remember, she's single again ... so, fellas just focus on Miley's neck, her back, her p****, and her crack. Check it out.

For all you ‘Last Man On Earth’ fans out there (hi!), Kristen Schaal answers that one lingering question on everyone’s mind: “What the hell happened to all the bodies?”

Unlike other post-apocalyptic shows out there, the quirky FOX comedy follows what is presumably the only few sole survivors of a deadly virus outbreak -- but somehow there are ZERO decaying corpses lying around!

So, when we got Kristen at LAX ... she finally offered an explanation -- and while she was at it, addressed a few cliffhangers (spoiler alert if you're binge watching). But we ain't buying her explanation for staying in Tucson so damn long!

Hey Tyga, someone has a message for you ... stay away from our high schoolers!

Hanksy -- a self-proclaimed cross between Banksy and Tom Hanks -- skulked in the 'hood around Calabasas High ... and other places around L.A. ... to plaster signs warning that Tyga might be on the prowl.

Obviously the art was inspired by Tyga's relationship with 17-year-old Kylie Jenner, who does not attend that school or any high school for that matter.

When you're an MLB catcher ... there are serious hazards of the job.

Being farted on by the home plate umpire is apparently one of those hazards ... so says former Yankees superstar Jorge Posada.

Don't worry, Jorge tells us if an ump hit him with a stink bomb -- he always got even ... "I returned the favor."

Kobe Bryant continues to haunt Dwight Howard ... at least judging by video of a heckler who used The Mamba to taunt D12 after he was ejected from a playoff game ... and TMZ Sports has the footage.

Moments after Howard was (mercifully?) booted from Sunday night's beatdown at the hands of the Clippers ... Dwight got to hear a familiar Staples Center yell as he exited through the tunnel.

"Kobe!"

You can see Howard look back at the heckler ... he doesn't seem happy.

Now for some backstory ... Dwight and Kobe have HATED each other ever since their disaster season together back in 2013 ... with Kobe publicly chiding him as "soft."

LeBron James got even more love on national television yesterday ... when a contestant on "The Price Is Right" grabbed the mic and fired off a shout out to the NBA star in the middle of his wheel spin!

It's pretty funny ... at least Drew Carey thought so ... he imagined how LeBron would react if he was sitting at home eating his cereal watching the show.

But the best part happened when the next contestant stepped to the wheel and Drew asked if she wants to give 'Bron a shout out too.

Her reaction: "Who?"

Tyson Beckford has a tip for all the ladies coming to his Chippendales shows in Vegas -- don't do what Mariah Carey did when she came face-to-face with his dong.

Tyson told our photog at LAX that even though Mimi slipped him $300 for a BIG peek at his goods last week ... that was more of an old friends with benefits situation.

Ya can't play basketball forever ... and Roy Hibbert knows it ... telling TMZ Sports he wants to work in Hollywood after his NBA career -- and says his dream job would be to appear on "Tosh.0."

The Indiana Pacers star has already gotten his feet wet -- appearing on a few episodes of "Parks and Recreation" over the years.

But now, Hibbert says he's moving to L.A. for the summer -- and might take some voice acting classes to help him better his chances of getting a V/O job when he hangs up his sneakers.

As for "Tosh.0" ... Hibbert says he'd be open to doing ANYTHING to appear on the show with Daniel Tosh (one of his favorite comedians) ... if Tosh is into the idea.

Keegan-Michael Key paid homage to Prez Obama Sunday night, saying he's got the comedic timing of a pro ... and he also spilled the beans on who wrote their skit.

The Comedy Central star was leaving the Improv in Hollywood when our photog asked about their shtick and he said it was concocted right at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

It came off so well, you would have thought Obama and Key rehearsed for hours ... not so.

Key made it clear ... Obama has a future after politics.

If you're fired up for Pee-wee Herman's return, you're probably NOT his stunt double -- who spent an entire day getting hoisted into the air and dropped into a lake like a sack of wet cement.

"Pee-wee’s Big Holiday" was shooting at Big Bear Lake, CA recently -- and the scene called for Pee-wee to plunge into the chilly lake while holding an umbrella. Not exactly Paul Reubens' kinda thing, so enter the stunt man.

Sources on set say strong wind kept messing up the shot, so the poor guy had to make the roughly 40 foot drop in a soggy suit ... over, and over, and over again.

Surprising Paul needs a stunt double -- he's usually so good in the water ...

Mariah Carey helped out a dude in need by stuffing some bills in Tyson Beckford's underwear, and it looks like she got a load of the full Monty.

Mimi unwound on her night off Thursday and went down the strip a stretch to take in Tyson's Chippendales show at the Rio.

Shaq might be on the 15-day DL after taking a (hilarious) spill on the set of "Inside the NBA" last night ... that's according to co-host Kenny Smith who says the big man's big fall has left him a little gimpy.

Kenny was at LAX this morning when we HAD to ask him about everything regarding the tumble heard 'round the galaxy ... most notably how the Diesel is moving following the gravitational smackdown.

Bad news for Shaq ... seems he was a little banged up after all.

Get well Diesel.

Jadson Andre is one of the TOP surfers in the world ... he's also one of the best farters in the world -- telling TMZ Sports he once ripped off 48 ass blasts ... IN ONE NIGHT!!!

Andre was loading up his boards at LAX -- when one of his friends played us the audio from his legendary session ... and Andre totally owned up to it.

For the record, Andre's pre-fart meal ... beans.

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