Kids

Not trying to give y'all a headache ... but imagine -- if Tyga ever slipped one past the goalie with Kylie it would create some pretty kooky familial relationships ... with King Cairo and his soon-to-be sibling at the center of it all.

We banged our heads and unraveled how things might look ... hypothetically, of course. Follow the maze ... try not to get lost in translation.

- Tyga and ex, Blac Chyna, spawned King Cairo ... he'll be half brother to Rob and Chyna's unborn kid. Tyga then becomes an uncle to Cairo's new half sibling ... by virtue of Rob and Kylie's sibling relationship.

- If Tyga and Kylie popped out a kid ... that'd give Cairo another half sibling ... Tyga and Kylie's hypothetical kid would be half cousins with Rob and Blac's kid.

- Rob would be Cairo's stepdad ... and an uncle to Tyga's and Kylie's kid -- with Blac as aunt to King Cairo's half sibling.

"Stranger Things" star Millie Bobby Brown is quickly becoming Hollywood's most wanted.

We caught up with the kid Sunday at LAX and we just had to know -- what's it like hanging with Aaron Paul? You'll recall he joked about wanting to adopt "Eleven."

Check out the vid ... Millie's just way too popular.

Saint West is showing off his birthright -- those near-impossible to come by baby Yeezys.

Kim and Kanye's tot was cruising around the Big Apple Thursday afternoon ... looking like the most adorable billboard for his pop's kicks, which sold out instantly this week.

Retail price is $130 for a pair, but the 8-month-old probably got the friends and fam discount.

Good to be the Saint.

Joseph Baena is proving to be a chip off the old block -- at least when it comes to playing The Terminator.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is the spitting image of his dad ... so no big surprise he's breaking into acting.

Joseph stars in a 2-minute short film directed by his friend, Ben Hess ... it's a shot-by-shot remake of the end of the famous bar scene in "T2: Judgment Day."

Ben tells TMZ ... the vid was for a competition for Film Riot. He says he met Joseph 4 years ago and they've been buds ever since. He hit him up about the project and he was up for it.

The scene was shot last Saturday night at a restaurant outside of Bakersfield ... they'll find out if they won in a few weeks.

Gaten Matarazzo isn't shy about his missing teeth on "Stranger Things" ... and he isn't ashamed to admit he rocks dentures in real life.

We got the 13-year-old actor in NYC where he talked about playing Dustin, the show's incredible success and his front teeth. Gaten has cleidocranial dysplasia, which affects tooth and bone development.

He copped to the fact he's got fake chompers, but Gaten also told us about his lesser known talent ... singing our National Anthem.

He kinda does it all, but check out the clip -- there's a reason he won't be singing too much. For now.

Angelina Jolie combined her love for kids and gigantic stuffed animals ... and a couple of 8-year-old entrepreneurs made out big time.

It all went down Sunday when Tim Alexander and his twins, Allen and Brandon, were in Toluca Lake, CA trying to sell "Big Bear" ... an 8 1/2 foot tall teddy bear for $50. After an hour, they had no takers.

Then suddenly, Tim says a Cadillac pulled up with Angelina and Shiloh inside, and BOOM ... they had a taker. He says Angelina doubled the twins' asking price -- handing over $50 to each of them.

Dad says Allen and Brandon had no idea Angelina was a celeb, but he filled them in later with a "Kung Fu Panda" reference.

Skadoosh!

The O'Neal reign in the NBA ain't even close to being over -- with Shaq telling TMZ Sports BOTH of his sons are bound for the league.

You've heard about 16-year-old Shareef O'Neal for a while ... he's one of the top high school players in the country. But Shaq says his other son -- 13-year-old Shaqir O'Neal has legit skills as well.

There's more ... Shaq says he's also super impressed with 14-year-old Jaxon Williams -- son of ex-NBA star Jason Williams (aka White Chocolate).

The kids were all mixin' it up on Shaq's personal court recently -- and you can they're all insanely talented.

Saint West is one adorable giggler.

Kimye's kid was laughing it up Monday with his nanny in Central Park.

Debbie Rowe just found out she must undergo chemo and radiation to fight her breast cancer that was recently diagnosed -- but if there is a silver lining, it's that the illness has brought Paris Jackson back into her life.

We've learned Paris -- who went radio silent on Debbie 2 years ago -- has been spending time with her mom since we broke the story last month she's fighting breast cancer. Paris has been visiting Debbie at her ranch and Debbie has gone to Paris' home, where the 2 have reestablished their bond. They're also texting ... a lot.

Debbie and Paris became very close after Paris' dad, Michael Jackson, died back in 2009. But a couple years ago Paris cut all ties ... wouldn't even return Debbie's calls.

Angel Salazar is coming up empty-handed in the child support department again ... and a judge just sicced the law on him with an arrest warrant.

Arizona cops are on the lookout for the actor, who played Chi Chi in "Scarface," for shorting his baby mama $1,100 back in January. He hasn't dropped a dime for the $5k a month obligation since July.

Angel better not show his face in the Apache State anytime soon, 'cause it'll cost him $5,000 to get bailed out if he's arrested this time around.

Chi Chi, get the yayo ... and scrounge together some cash for your kids while you're at it.

Donis Leonard Jr. might just be a kid but he was making a killing on "House of Lies" and was all set for another sweet raise -- then Showtime canceled the show.

Donis -- who played Don Cheadle's cross-dressing son, Roscoe -- joined the cast at the very beginning. He's 17 now and earned a cool $17,500 per episode in season 4. Then he got a raise for season 5 to $20k per episode ... this according to legal docs.

Season 5 wrapped with a bang -- the finale was shot entirely in Cuba. Things were looking up for Donis ... he was set to get a pay bump to $22,500 per episode in season 6. But Showtime had other plans -- it canceled the show midway through season 5.

Still ... not bad for a 17-year-old.

Charlie Sheen is in such financial trouble ... his ex-wives have agreed to slice their child support payments in half, for fear if he goes to court the payments would be reduced to next to nothing ... TMZ has learned.

Sources familiar with the situation tell us, both Brooke Mueller and Denise Richards have agreed to around $25k a month ... they were each getting $55k a month.

We're told Charlie is now making next to nothing, which is shocking given his previous earning power with "Two and a Half Men" and "Anger Management."

Our sources say Brooke and Denise both knew if Charlie went to court for a reduction in support a judge would drop the payments to $10k a month, or maybe even lower.

We're told Charlie threw in some real estate for Brooke and Denise and committed to doing a show with Denise.

We're also told Charlie is liquidating his assets, because he's facing a slew of legal claims.

Britney Spears seemed innocent enough when she jumped in an SUV with James Corden for a Carpool Karaoke sesh, but then she said something pretty stunning ... she's given up on marriage -- doesn't believe in it -- she's giving up on men too, but she wants 3 more kids.

Blac Chyna and Kylie Jenner have buried the hatchet and there's no animosity over Kylie playing stepmom to Chyna and Tyga's son King ... so claims Rob's fiancee.

Sources close to Blac Chyna tell us she actually enjoyed the pics of Kylie and King at a mini-golf course.

We're told Chyna's good with the entire Kardashian brood ... a brand she's personally growing -- she's weeks away from giving birth.

She's also not stupid and knows Kylie will become her sister-in-law and if she starts picking fights with her, Kris will side with her daughter, which will cause Chyna financial and other problems.

The Kardashians are also on board ... they've invited Chyna to family events ... most recently the latest DASH store opening and Kris' mom's birthday.

Chyna knows which battles not to pick.

Kylie Jenner is arguably stepping up as Tyga's now longtime GF and helping him raise his child ... the other scenario -- she's pissing off baby mama Blac Chyna something fierce.

Kylie took 3-year-old King Tuesday to play a round of miniature golf in Sherman Oaks. Tyga also tried his hand on the putting green.

It's unclear how Chyna feels about her one-time mortal enemy, who she hedged last week during a Facebook Live session.

We're on the lookout for her reaction.

Master P's got his kids doing the dirty work for him in his divorce case -- penning emotional letters to convince a judge to reduce his monthly support payments to his ex, Sonya Miller.

In new docs, Master P says his 3 minor kids stay with him full time because their mother's drug addiction makes it impossible for her to care for them. That's why he wants to slash the $10,473 in child support and $16,574 in spousal support that he's currently paying.

The kids -- Hercy, Mercy and Itali -- all wrote letters, submitted to the court, testifying they're better off for living with their dad.

17-year-old daughter Itali made the most compelling case ... writing, "Although I love being with my mom I was unable to keep my grades up. Unfortunately, my mom was dealing with addiction issues that affected my older sister, who hasn't even had the opportunity to graduate high school" ... even though she's 19.

Itali says she's trying to avoid the same fate.