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Victoria Beckham, Melanie Chisholm and Emma Bunton zig-a-zig-ahed their way out of a London club this weekend after celebrating Posh's 40th birthday party.

Kelly Preston, Stacy Keibler, Lucy Liu and Renee Zellweger couldn't lock George Clooney down ... it reportedly took the power of a sexy law vixen to take him off the market for good.

Clooney and Amal Alamuddin dined at Nobu Thursday in Malibu and she was spotted wearing what LOOKED like an engagement ring. They dined with George's good friends Cindy Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber.

According to the NY Post, the two were trying to keep their recent engagement a secret.

Wearing her brand new wedding ring and cuffed jeans, Jodie Foster was photographed for the first time as a married woman Thursday in Santa Monica -- carrying some serious baggage.

As we reported, Foster and her photographer girlfriend, Alexandra Hedison, tied the knot over the weekend after dating for about a year.

Foster has never explicitly acknowledged her sexual orientation -- last year's Golden Globes speech (the one about "coming out 1,000 years ago") was the closest she ever came. And it was pretty great.

BTW ... Hedison was once Ellen DeGeneres' girlfriend.

Information Dean McDermott could have used before this photo was taken: Guys who are trying to save their marriages, after admitting cheating and telling the world their wives suck in bed ... should NOT be seen chatting up women in public.

Hours after Dean and Tori Spelling aired their dirty bedroom laundry on their reality show ... Dean hit up an L.A. coffee shop -- solo -- and shared a few laughs with a couple of ladies.

Sure, it could be totally innocent, but Dean's gonna have a hard time getting the benefit of the doubt after his couples therapy confession that he cheated ... BECAUSE sex with Tori "wasn't fantastic."

Home brewed coffee can be good too.

Mel B looked like a Yukon miner on a digging expedition ... going in fist deep for SOMETHING.

Mel was all dolled up in Beverly Hills Monday for an outdoor photo shoot when she quite literally got her panties in a bunch. The question ... what is out of sorts?

A. Her thong
B. Errant poop
C. Her Shirt

The first option is plausible, but let's not jump to conclusions ... yet. The second is super questionable.

The third option is the most compelling -- she probably tucked her shirt into her skirt and did a simple pull-down.

Here's former "Dancing With the Stars" host Brooke Burke (left) on the set of a commercial yesterday in Los Angeles ... and current "DWTS" host Erin Andrews (right) in New York City last month.

The question is ...

Cameron Diaz has an amazing and evil power -- the ability to make Kate Upton's massive boobs disappear.

As Cameron and Kate walked through the Sydney airport Friday -- not only was Kate NOT wearing a low-cut top ... she also pulled her jacket in a futile attempt to conceal her chest.

HUGE difference from Thursday when Kate was solo ... with her girls on full display.

This has been going on for weeks now -- every time Kate goes out with Cameron and Leslie Mann to promote their movie ... the rack gets put away.

Seems to us the spotlight is big enough for all the girls ... including Kate's.

On behalf of humanity, we say -- Cameron must be stopped!

Serena Williams showed off a little skin yesterday, frolicking in the ocean and enjoying the glorious weather of Miami.

In the battle for the best butt around ... advantage Williams.

Heidi Klum's new boyfriend, 27-year-old Vito Schnabel, went topless yesterday as he palled around in the ocean with Heidi in Tulum, Mexico.

Oh, did we mention SHE WAS TOPLESS TOO?!?!?!?

Schnabel is an art dealer in New York City. He's been previously linked to Demi Moore, Elle Macpherson and Liv Tyler. His father is Julian Schnabel ... director of films like "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly," "Before Night Falls," and "Basquiat."

What isn't Gilbert Grape eating? Leonardo DiCaprio hit the beach last week with his 21-year-old supermodel girlfriend looking rounder than usual ... but the fact is, Leo's so rich and awesome, it doesn't matter.

Days before dancing like a weirdo at Coachella, Leo and his GF Toni Garrn vacationed in Bora Bora. While Toni removed her top and unleashed her boobs, Leo removed his top and unleashed his as well.

And no one cared ... because he's Leonardo DiCaprio.

Seriously, though. We're big fans.

Dina Lohan has something in common with her daughter Lindsay now ... after she pled guilty this morning to aggravated DWI and speeding in a Long Island courtroom ... TMZ has learned.

According to courtroom sources, Lohan must do 100 hours of community service. She is expected to have her license revoked and an interlock device will be installed in her vehicle.

We're told she must also attend a mandatory drinking and driving program, a victim impact panel and also pay the necessary fines and fees.

As TMZ previously reported, Lohan was busted last September with a blood alcohol level twice the legal limit.

Chumlee from "Pawn Stars" was quite the popular guy this weekend ... hanging with a bevy of beauties at Rehab pool at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas.

He's lost about 75 lbs. in the last year, and stars on a super popular reality show, but we're sure the girls were totally into him for his personality.

One talks about Jesus, the other just looks like him ... but on Palm Sunday, Pope Francis and Jared Leto were joined together through the incredible power of the selfie.

Pope Francis was in St. Peter's Square -- a massive plaza located directly in front of St. Peter's Basilica in Vatican City -- greeting fans following a service for more than 100,000 people.

Meanwhile in Jerusalem at Coachella, Leto posed for photos with his many followers during the weekend festival.

All these photos are missing is a donkey and some branches.

McDermott recently admitted to cheating on his wife Tori Spelling, saying, "sex was an escape."

One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock rock ... and if you're partying with Lindsay Lohan at Coachella -- it may go even later.

Lilo and her brother Michael hit up the Flaunt magazine after party Friday following night one of Coachella ... and according to the photog, they split at around 3:30 am.

Not bad, considering the concert ended around 12:30ish.

As we previously reported ... Lindsay made her yearly vow to stay sober at the annual music festival -- known for good music and drugs.