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Jessica Alba's ass is vacationing in Cabo ... which definitely makes Cabo the hottest place in Mexico.

This is what 33 with 2 kids looks like, people.

There are at least two reasons to love Selena Gomez today because TMZ has confirmed the following about this much discussed top-heavy photo: THEY'RE REAL!

Ever since Selena was spotted in NYC this week looking perky and free -- there's been rampant speculation about a possible boob job. But sources extremely close to SG's tank top tell us the assets are original issue ... and not enhanced in any way, shape or insanely good form.

Upon much closer inspection of the entire set of pics (we love our jobs) -- Selena's chest was merely bouncing while she walked. The camera just caught her chest on an upstroke.

So this is ironic ... Eva Mendes -- now the envy of every woman on the planet and a sizable number of men -- is going to gargantuan lengths to hide the fact that she's carrying Ryan Gosling's baby.

Eva was leaving a parking structure Wednesday in L.A. when she ran into a photog ... hours after news broke she's 7 months pregnant -- allegedly 7 months.

She went through contortions to hide the baby bump, using a Birkin bag, scarves and everything else within arms reach to obfuscate the money shot.

Wear it like a badge of honor, Eva.

Justin Bieber is not allowed to get angry anymore ... but he has no problem getting other people angry ... by cruising into a restaurant that has become synonymous with homophobia ... in a really ugly car we might add.

Justin -- who just copped a plea deal in the egging case by promising to deal with his anger issues by attending classes -- celebrated by going to Chick-fil-A in Hollywood in his custom cheetah print Audi R8.

Everyone thought Justin outgrew the whip a year ago ... that's the last time we spotted it ... get it.

So now we know ... a leopard and an Audi can't change it's spots ... we'll see if Justin can.

Kelly Osbourne fell flat on her ass all by her lonesome ... and Kelly is full of crap when she says the paparazzi pushed her to the ground ... so claim the photogs.

Osbourne was photographed leaving a restaurant/bar in London Tuesday night with boyfriend Ricki Hall. The photos tell the story ... she ate it big time.

Kelly took to Twitter, claiming she got "pushed by paps." But the photogs on the scene tell us … she looked "a bit worse for wear" and slipped. We're guessing the American translation for "worse for wear" has something to do with alcohol.

Michelle Rodriguez is treating herself to an early birthday present -- Zac Efron -- the two were all over each other Monday during a night of hard partying in Sardinia.

Michelle -- who turns 36 Saturday -- and the 26-year-old "Neighbors" star hit up a club in Porto Cervo off the coast of Italy ... and if there was any doubt they're banging, well ...

The photog says Michelle was drinking and smoking and had to steady herself at times ... grabbing onto an overhead pole while Zac slobbered all over her.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West don't see bedrooms and bathrooms in their new mansion ... they see dollar signs ... and that's why they're going to sell it and officially enter the house-flipping market.

Kim and Kanye bought an $11 million mansion in Bel Air last year and did a major redo. Their plan going in was to live in it, but sources connected with the couple tell us ... they've been told they could make millions if they sell it so, like Ellen, they're saying 'Why not?"

But this won't just be a one off. We're told Kim and Kanye enjoyed the renovation process so much they've decided to make it a side business. Their plan is to renovate several houses/estates a year.

As for why they think they have what it takes ... actually, their angle is that they know the best people in various fields of home renovation -- architects, landscapers, interior designers, etc.

As for their living situation ... we're told Kim and Kanye are happy living with Kris Jenner for now. Plenty of space, and a built-in babysitter.

George Clooney's former girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis is a little dingy ... and so is the boat she rode in on.

It's a far cry from yachting with George in the South of France. Elisabetta and her boyfriend, orthopedic surgeon Brian Perri, puttered around a lake in Alghero, Italy during the 4th weekend.

Jennifer Lawrence showed up Monday to the Christian Dior show for Fashion Week in Paris and while her dress photographed well from the front ... we prefer the view from the side.

The "Hunger Games" star is hot from all angles.

Michelle Rodriguez is rebounding just fine from her supermodel ex-GF -- just ask Zac Efron's mouth ... which got all up in Michelle's grill during their Italian vacation.

35-year-old Michelle was spotted sucking face with the 26-year-old "Neighbors" star off Sardinia while aboard a yacht owned by of one of Zac's multi-millionaire pals.

You could say Michelle -- who's been open about her bisexuality -- is getting a little revenge. Last month, her ex Cara Delevingne was making out with model Karlie Kloss.

Leonardo DiCaprio can't handle the truth ... he's really starting to look like Jack Nicholson.

The 39-year-old actor resurfaced in Malibu with girlfriend Toni Garrn Sunday ... bearing a striking resemblance to his co-star from "The Departed."

All work and no play makes Leo a dull boy.

Cameron Diaz and rocker Benji Madden frolicked around on the beach in Florida this holiday weekend, canoodling in the ocean for all the world to see.

Our photogs spotted the new couple at LAX last week as they departed for their vacay together ... a sure sign things are getting serious between them. Or she's just finding a creative way to push her new movie "Sex Tape."

Jessica Simpson treated her wedding guests to an awesome 4th of July BBQ -- but they weren't in some random backyard, the group partied at one of California's most exclusive resorts.

The Simpson wedding is set to take place at San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito -- the same place JFK and Jackie O famously honeymooned. The guests celebrated our independence in style yesterday at the Santa Barbara adjacent resort.

The party included karaoke and a performance by a live band.

Anne pimped some of her favorite websites -- girleffect.org. feedingamerica.org and worldofchildren.org -- and Shulman wished everyone a happy 4th. They even gave Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone credit.

Lea Michele stepped out publicly for the first time with her new guy Matthew Paetz ... but the photos look about as genuine as Matthew's claim that he wasn't a gigolo.

The pics show Lea and Matthew, guns out, on a leisurely hike -- and look like classic set up shots pre-planned with photo agencies. They're even wearing matching sneakers.

Our take -- Lea is screaming to the world she doesn't care about Paetz's past -- remember he claims he was only coaching gigolos, not doing the gigoloing himself.

Finally ... we can see Sia.

The "Chandelier" singer -- who notoriously hides from cameras and even goes as far as performing with her back to the audience -- flashed her pearly whites Wednesday night as she walked into Jimmy Kimmel's studio.

Sia -- who once famously masked her face with a paper bag for the cover of Billboard -- was true to form -- for a performance on Kimmel with face paint.

Sia later ... or not.