The Kardashians

Kim Kardashian got an early morning wake-up call -- not from her French hotel's front desk -- but from a random drunk woman banging on her door!

According to our sources ... pregnant and hormonal Kim was rousted out of bed at 4 AM when the woman started kicking her Cannes hotel room door, and trying to get in for a tête-à-tête. Kim went to check who was banging, and got treated to a view of the woman lifting up her dress and flashing her.

We're told Kim yelled at the woman to beat it, but she refused to leave -- and Kim had to call security 3 times before they arrived to gave la chick ... le heave-ho.

Caitlyn Jenner didn’t unwrap any ties this Father’s Day … she finally got the gifts she’s always wanted – dresses and a day spent as a woman of leisure.

As we previously reported, several of Caitlyn’s kids joined her at her Malibu pad on Sunday, and they didn't come empty-handed.

We’re told the Kardashian girls went all out gifting her with dresses, shoes and accessories for her new wardrobe. Her elder sons Brandon and Burt did yard work so that Caitlyn wouldn’t have to get her manicured hands dirty.

It’s a breaking of tradition for Caitlyn and her kids, who in years past always resorted to sports-related Father’s Day gifts or the token tie.

We're told Caitlyn felt it was the best Father's Day ever.

Caitlyn Jenner had almost a full crew of kids dune buggying all over Malibu for Father's Day, and the pic is kind of awesome.

Kim and Kanye were front and center with North West, along with Khloe, Kendall, Brandon and his wife, and Burt and his girlfriend, Valerie.

We're told Kourtney had the flu and Brody was out of town on a DJ gig.

As we reported, Caitlyn threw the party and it's one of the few times her kids from different marriages showed up.

It's the first time we've seen Caitlyn out in a dress. She looks great, but maybe a tad overdressed for off-roading in a Polaris Buggy.

Caitlyn Jenner is under criminal investigation for her fatal car crash in February, and we've learned prosecutors are putting Jenner under a special microscope ... a microscope normally reserved for murderers, kidnappers and extortionists.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... the L.A. County Sheriff's Dept. is a couple of weeks away from completing its investigation. The Sheriff would then normally send the case to the D.A.'s closest satellite, which in this case is Van Nuys.

But law enforcement tells us the D.A. has quietly told the Sheriff that the case will be sent to the big guns at the main office in Downtown L.A. ... in the Major Crimes Unit.

The Major Crimes Unit deals almost exclusively with extremely serious felonies. Think of the way the Navy SEALs are to the Navy. But Major Crimes will be reviewing Jenner's case, and one law enforcement source connected with the case calls it "surprising."

Law enforcement sources familiar with the case feel Jenner should not be charged with a crime at all ... Jenner wasn't texting or on the phone ... it was momentary inattentiveness that ended badly. But the sources say even if Jenner gets charged, it would certainly be a misdemeanor, not a felony.

Although the D.A. wants Major Crimes to make the final decision, it will never be filed as a felony. In the greater scheme, it's a petty case.

Fact is ... a lot of cases involving celebs end up in major crimes because they're high profile.

North West is gonna have a little brother to taunt, because Kim Kardashian just spilled the beans.

Kim chose the appropriate day for the reveal on social media, saying to Kanye, "Precious moments like this when we were traveling on tour with you and what I live for," adding, "You're such a good daddy to North & you will be the best daddy to our new son too!"

We had heard it was a boy for a few weeks, but Kim chose to make it official late on Father's Day.

Caitlyn Jenner celebrated her first Father's Day with her children, and there's a lot more significance than you think.

Caitlyn's kids from all 3 ex-wives came together for the shindig at her Malibu house. Of course, it's the first time she's celebrated the holiday as a woman. Caitlyn has told her kids she will always be their dad.

But there's more. Caitlyn never celebrated Father's Day with all her kids. Kris organized Father's Day events, but the boys and Cassandra rarely went.

Now that there are no wives to organize Father's Day parties, Caitlyn -- like many single dads -- is left to her own devices. We're told Sunday's festivities were initiated by Caitlyn.

Interesting some of the Caitlyn's sons are celebrating with her daughters ... they don't really socialize together.

Whatever ... hopefully a good time was had by all.

Kendall Jenner just posted a pretty touching Father's Day shout out to Caitlyn, telling her she's always been the same person ... her hero.

Kendall says, "My whole life this soul was my daddy and just because your appearance is different now doesn't mean you were any less of a father to me my entire life."

She ended by saying, "Happy Father's Day to the person who raised me, and taught me everything I know. My hero."

Kendall Jenner made 3 interesting choices -- grammatically speaking -- when it comes to talking about her dad, Caitlyn Jenner ... and it raises a complicated issue.

Kendall was speaking to an E! reporter in NYC about Caitlyn's docuseries, and said ... "I think that he can honestly do so much good with everything and I'm excited for it. If he's excited, I'm excited for him."

Based on the clip, it's hard to tell if Kendall meant to use female pronouns and slipped up (no biggie, everyone's done it) -- or if she's just continuing to use male pronouns for her father.

Remember ... Caitlyn told the kids, "You can call me dad." So, is it ... 'She's my dad' or ... 'He's my dad?"

Can't a guy just rap about some rough sex without everyone trying convict him of statutory rape?

That's the first amendment case being made by Boosie Badazz on behalf of his good friend Tyga, who's caught a ton of flak for rapping about sex and "catching a felony"... which many thought was a reference to 17-year-old Kylie Jenner.

Boosie -- who is featured on the track "Pleazer" -- stands behind Tyga's claim the song was recorded before he ever hooked up with KJ. In fact, Boosie even posted a pic with Tyga in the studio that day (try to ignore the fact Chris Brown was there too).

Boosie says the "felony" line was part of a metaphor referring to rough sex, but definitely not with Kylie -- and adds it's unfair to use Tyga's old lyrics against him ... an issue with which Boosie is all too familiar.

Boosie was indicted on first degree murder charges back in 2010 and prosecutors tried to use lyrics of his (about killing people, mind you) as part of the case against him.

3:00 PM PT -- Tyga says the song is almost 2 years old. He was still with Blac Chyna back then, so he seems to be saying "Pleazer" has nothing to do with Kylie.

Tyga just released a sultry, romantic song about his GF Kylie Jenner -- nah, just kidding ... he's actually dropping a rap about illegal sex ... y'know, like with a 17-year-old.

Tyga does not shy away from the obviously sensitive issue with his new song, "Pleazer" ... 'cause the 25-year-old included these lyrics:

I hit her, she backwards, lickin' her a**hole
My d**k is the password
T nasty, 'bout to catch a felony for it
Vagina juice like orange juice in the mornin'

Tyga got pulled over as he was taking his underage girlfriend Kylie Jenner to Disneyland, and the cops first question, "What's the rush?"

A CHP officer clocked Tyga going 82 on the freeway -- that's 17 MPH over the speed limit.

The cop cut Tyga a big break, letting him off with a warning. But it wasn't all good news. Tyga got 2 citations ... one for tinted windows and the second for driving without plates. Both are fix-it tickets.

In their defense, they were rushing to the theme park to spend a day celebrating 2-year-old North West's birthday. Definitely certifiable.

Kanye West isn’t the biggest "Frozen" fan in the world and the ice princess onstage at Disneyland gave him a cold stare for it.

Kanye must have been exhausted from walking around the park for North West’s birthday -- 'cause he caught some major ZZZZZs during the "Frozen" sing-along show. The problem for Daddy West is he's pretty high profile.

A Disney employee noticed him, umm ... resting his eyes, and later said on FB and Twitter ... “when you perform for the Kardashian family for North’s birthday…and Kanye sleeps through the whole show.”

Our park sources tell us the employee was the woman who played Elsa. We're also told Kanye passed out for the entire performance, which is only 25 minutes. So, kinda perfect time for a nap.

Bottom line here ... Kanye's just like most other dads.

North West's trip to Disneyland for her second birthday would have been amazing ... if only she could have seen through the massive security team following her around.

The majority of the Kardashian klan made the trip to Anaheim to celebrate, including Tyga and his son.

Instead of trying to blend in, Kanye, Kim and company rolled around with what looked like a dozen security personnel escorting them around the park.

It may be a 'Small World' ... but North's got BIG company in it.

North West had an awesome second birthday she'll never remember... at Disneyland.

The Kardashian klan was on hand -- Kim, Kanye, Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie, Mason, Penelope, Tyga and his son King Cairo. No sign of Kris Jenner or Scott Disick, but still ... solid turn out.

They did the usual kids stuff ... lots of rides and a petting zoo.

Brody Jenner used a porntastic image to send a message to Tyga -- quit banging my 17-YEAR-OLD sister, Kylie Jenner -- or so it appeared.

Brody posted the illustration this morning ... of a tiger in the jungle licking the lady parts of a young woman with dark hair, who looks a lot like Kylie. The post includes the caption, "Licking 4 my keys."

Most people assumed he was making some kind of commentary on Tyga and Kylie's relationship -- but Brody's GF, Kaitlynn Carter, tells TMZ it was an innocent coincidence.

Kaitlynn says Brody's friend has a t-shirt company and they were just looking for Internet memes to use on gear. She says Brody's pal made up the "keys" caption, and the guys thought it was hysterical ... but it had nothing to do with Kylie's dating sitch.

As for why the post came down after a couple of hours -- Kaitlyn says she told Brody it wasn't funny ... so he deleted it.

Kim Kardashian stuck with the BALLS theme for Kanye West's birthday, because when he got home from playing hoops at Staples Center with his boys ... she dropped another surprise on him.

Kim tipped off part TWO of Yeezy's birthday by unveiling his very own basketball sanctuary ... IN HIS BACKYARD!!

While Kanye was shooting around with celebrity friends on Monday, Kim had construction crews break ground on the new home court going up at at their home.

All in all , the 7,000 sq. ft addition to their Hidden Hills mansion will include the tricked out basketball court AND a glam room -- probably a little gift for KK herself.

All this, just for his 38th. Ye's 4-0 is gonna be ridic.