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Dean Cain is a Superman.

Here's the 26-year-old "Lois and Clark" actor back in 1993 (left) -- and twenty years later, the 46-year-old "Ripley's Believe It or Not" host at the Philly Comic-con last month (right).

Kim Kardashian's new baby girl is gonna have a HUGE HEAD ... just like her superstar dad Kanye West ... so says Kim K's BFF Jonathan Cheban.

Jonathan -- who pops in and out of various Kardashian reality shows -- was out in LA last night just hours after Kim K gave birth and our photog asked the question on everyone's mind ... will baby Kimye end up with a giant Kanye-sized melon?

For anyone who knows who Kanye West is ... that question has two possible meanings (think about it). Got it. Good.

The crazy part is ... Jonathan actually answered the question -- and it's pretty great.

Now, here's Kanye's head in action ...

What's more distracting than Joanna Krupa's giant boobs spilling out of a skin-tight gold dress? Her humungous DIAMOND ring ... a ring SO BIG it blinded half a city block (maybe) ... and we got it up close.

Our photog spotted the "Real Housewives of Miami" star Saturday night in L.A. and asked to see the massive rock on her finger, considering JK tied the knot Thursday with Romain Zago ... in a wedding that reportedly cost $1 MILLION.

You may have seen pics, but nothing can prepare you for how HUGE the radiant-cut yellow diamond is up close ... seriously, you have to see it. Even Jennifer Aniston would be jealous.

Kevin Coster (58) plays Superman's Earth dad Pa Kent in the 2013 action adventure film "Man of Steel" -- while Russell Crowe (49) plays Superman's space dad Jor-El on the planet Krypton.

Jerry O'Connell tucked his 39-year-old manhood into a bright orange mankini this week while filming scenes for his new CBS show "We Are Men."

The World Wrestling Federation doesn't even exist anymore, but rapper Gunplay is joining the ranks of Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, and more ... as the new WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP -- at least according to his new tattoo.

The heavily-tatted Gunplay was in NYC Wednesday when we asked if he'd gotten any new ink recently, and the guy lifted up his shirt -- revealing a tattoo of the most famous championship belt in wrestling history ... the winged eagle belt.

The belt was first worn by Hulk Hogan in 1988 -- and subsequently by legends like Macho Man, Ultimate Warrior, The Undertaker, Ric Flair, Bret Hart, Yokozuna, Shawn Michaels, and Stone Cold Steve Austin. The belt vanished into obscurity in 1998, and no one really knows where it went.

Liberace's ex-lover Scott Thorson is a man with priorities ... his first stop after getting sprung from jail -- a doctor's office where he was pumped full of Botox.

The photos were snapped in Vegas ... just days after Thorson was released from the pokey where he'd been rotting since February 22.

Thorson -- portrayed by Matt Damon in the new HBO movie "Behind the Candelabra" -- pled guilty to burglary and identity theft in May. He was eligible to bail out while he awaited sentencing in July, but couldn't make bail until last month, with the help of Bunny Ranch brothel owner Dennis Hof.

Once free ... he made a beeline for the Botox doc. We're told the procedure cost $1,200 ... and famed Bunny Ranch prostitute Air Force Amy (above) footed the bill.

Pretty insane ... considering Thorson sued Liberace for cajoling him into getting so much plastic surgery so Thorson would look like Lee ... he got addicted to painkillers and other drugs. So getting more work done seems a bit strange.

Here is actor turned banjo enthusiast Steve Martin at a gala in New York this week (left) -- and Bryan Cranston's meth-making character Walter White aka Heisenberg in the television thriller "Breaking Bad" (right).

Hopefully, only one of them has a surprise ending this year.

Eat your heart out, David Hasselhoff!!!

For the first time in her life, Mama June splashed around in the Atlantic Ocean ... during a family vacation to Tybee Island in Georgia this week.

June posed for some Baywatch-inspired photos ... helped bury Uncle Poodle in the sand ... all while keeping an eye on Honey Boo Boo, who went crazy with an inner tube.

Here's Florida's 47-year-old pro-Chad Johnson Attorney General Pam Bondi (left) -- and California's 48-year-old Obama-approved Attorney General Kamala Harris (right).

This is Eddie Murphy's smoking hot girlfriend in Hawaii Tuesday ... which is pretty much all you need to know.

But IF you care to know more ... her name's Paige Butcher, she's 34 and a former Maxim model. They've been dating for 9 months-ish.

Based on his recent resume -- ex-wife Nicole Murphy, baby mama Melanie B from the Spice Girls, and film producer Tracey Edmonds -- Eddie definitely has a type: hot women who love his enormous ... sense of humor.

And most likely his money.

Do ya still think Rod Stewart's sexy?

Here's the 29-year-old "Maggie May" singer back in 1974 (left) and nearly 40 years later, the 68-year-old British rocker on a morning television show (right).

"Some Guys Have All The Luck."

Kate Upton's bra was battle tested yesterday ... pushed to its ultimate limits ... and unfortunately for us, it emerged victorious.

Kate was hangin' out on the set of "The Other Woman" in Westhampton, NY ... when for some glorious reason, she began to jump around ... bouncing ... and bouncing ... and bouncing some more.

In the end, the bra -- like anyone else in its position -- refused to surrender its grip.

Less than a year after gaining 30 pounds, Lady Gaga is back down to her fighting weight -- surfacing south of the border in Mexico this week with some friends ... in a sexy floral bikini.

You'll recall, Gaga struggled with her weight last year, telling Stylist Magazine, "I don't really care if [people] think I'm fat, because, quite honestly, I did gain about 30 pounds."

Gaga also underwent serious hip surgery a few months ago ... so that probably helped with the weight loss too.

Country singer Cowboy Troy (42), Hootie frontman Darius Rucker (47) and rapper Nelly (38) represented the African American community while walking the red carpet at the 2013 CMT Music Awards last night.

"Twilight" star Nikki Reed should probably invest in some mace ... 'cause it might've helped her escape the creepy clutches of the Go Daddy nerd ... who GRABBED AND PULLED HER outside an L.A. club last night in an effort to deliver a very unwanted kiss.

Reed was leaving Bootsy Bellows with her husband Paul McDonald ... when Jesse Heiman -- the guy who famously kissed Bar Refaeli in the Super Bowl ad -- darted out of the club and beelined to Nikki for a goodbye smooch.

Nikki politely tried to resist and break away ... but Heiman grabbed her arm with one hand ... and forcefully pulled her closer to him with the other ... while lunging over to press his lips against her face.

Nikki resisted ... and even vocalized her displeasure to the 35-year-old pitchman -- "You're holding me ... my husband's RIGHT THERE."

Heiman REFUSED to be denied and landed the kiss anyway ... right before Nikki managed to escape his grasp and scurry away.

Ya gotta watch the clip -- it's about as awkward as it gets.