Kris Jenner Smooth Operator

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Kris Jenner is way more bush league than we thought ... if you want to make yourself look younger by photoshopping, don't do it AFTER someone else posts the pic of you looking older than you want.

Kris is hawking her new cookbook and Gordon Ramsey gave it his stamp of approval. But check out Gordon's Instagram and then compare it to Kris's. Clearly she doesn't believe cookbooks get better with age.

There's a Latin legal phrase: res ipsa loquitur ... Translation: the thing speaks for itself.

Renee Zellweger You Look ... Like Someone Else

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Here's 45-year-old Renee Zellweger at the 21st annual Elle Women in Hollywood Awards on Monday night ... and 10 years earlier at an event in London.

Despite not appearing in a movie since 2010, Renee has definitely been working for the last few years ... on her face.

Columbus Short's New GF He Doesn't Scare Me ... I Am His Queen!

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Columbus Short has a new lady in his life who says she doesn't give a damn about his violent past -- and she's not scared because with her ... he's totally submissive.

Columbus's new GF Rashida Russel says they met while he was in Barbados, and the romance continued once they got back to the States (where he was wanted, by the way).

Short is still not divorced from the estranged wife he allegedly threatened to kill -- but his new lady says he's never been abusive, and adds ... "He treats me like a queen!"

He even moved her from NY to ATL where he now lives.

Russell says she's helping to keep Columbus focused while he works on recording music ... by remembering all of his calendar appointments and appearances. Sounds more like an assistant, but hey ... whatever works.

Mazel!

BeyoncÉ Not So Flawless ... Said Her New Hairdo

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Beyoncé went out in London showing off her perfect face, perfect body, perfect marriage -- and then she messed it all up by bringing her hair too.

Umm ... someone stole/destroyed Bey's bangs, and the world is demanding 'em back. NOW!

Chad Johnson I Love Gel Manicures They're Not Just for Chicks!

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Chad Johnson is putting the "MAN" in manicure -- telling TMZ Sports he hasn't missed a mani-appointment since 1999 ... and he's damn proud of it.

The former NFL superstar showed off his nail job in a photo on Instagram -- and our crack news team immediately noticed that it appeared the guy was sporting a "gel" job on his digits.

We reached out to Chad ... who told us, "I always get gel so my sh*t doesn't chip" ... adding, "That's all I care about on women, so I have to be right."

Chad says he's obsessed with having polished paws -- and says he's been a regular at his local nail salon "every Friday since 1999 ... I've never missed."

And now you know.

Comer Cottrell Man Who Brought Jheri Curl to the Masses Dead at 82

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Comer Cottrell -- whose Curly Kit made the Jheri curl an insanely popular hairstyle among African-Americans in the '70s and '80s -- has died. He was 82.

Before Cottrell came along, the Jheri curl was a $200 process at a salon ... but his kit sold over-the-counter for about $8.00 ... and there was no turning back.

The hairstyle was famously parodied in "Coming to America" and the list of celebs who rocked it was epic: Michael Jackson, Lionel Richie, Eazy-E and Ice Cube ... and athletes like Deion Sanders, Eric Dickerson and Rickey Henderson.

He died last Friday.

Cottrell's soul is glowing in heaven now.

Jheri Curl Mogul Dead At 82 Changed Sports Hair Forever

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The soul of the sports world just lost a little of its glow ... 'cause Comer Cottrell, the man who popularized the Jheri cdeurl, has died at 82.

Cottrell founded the Pro-Line Corp in the '80s which manufactured the Curly Kit that allowed guys like Deion Sanders, Walter Payton, Pedro Martinez and Sugar Ray Leonard to ruin couches all over the country.

Apparently, there was a lot of money in dripping, because Cottrell was also part owner of the Texas Rangers from 1989-98 ... during which time Sammy Sosa was a proud curl wearer.

R.I.P. Comer ... Next time it rains, we'll pretend its a drip.

Bruce Jenner Saturday Night's Alright ... For a New Look

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Bruce Jenner changed his look up for the Elton John concert in L.A. Saturday night.

B.J. went to the show with his son Brandon Jenner and Brandon's wife. Another random girl tagged along ... but no word on who she is ... or if it was any sort of date.

Bruce and Kris Jenner made their split official last month when Kris filed for divorce.

In case you haven't been to an Elton John concert ... that's the place you let your ponytail down.

Candice Swanepoel Topless, Topless, Topless TOPLESS, TOPLESS

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Did we mention Candice Swanepoel is topless in these photos on a black sand beach in Hawaii?
Oh, she's wet too.

Happy weekend!

Jermaine Jackson That Hair Is Tight ... Soooo Tight

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Jermaine Jackson's hair is keeping a secret ... and it has to do with The Jackson Five.

We ran into Jermaine in Calabasas Thursday ... and what he told us is mind-bending. Look at his hair today, and look at a picture of him back in the day when he sang with Michael.

Is it really possible by un-greasing Jermaine he could go back to his ABC days?

Mind-bending, right?

Brett Favre I Can Help You Trim Your Pubes!

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Brett Favre knows the importance of manscaping ... because you never know when your nether regions will be seen by the world ... and that could be why he's now endorsing a line of body hair trimmers.

Favre is now the face of MicroTouch -- which sells various male grooming products.

In the new TV spot, a freshly clean-shaven Favre brags how "I got my groom back" ... and makes it clear his freshly shorn look is already a hit with the ladies.

No close ups of the body hair trimming ... but the insinuation is clear ... if your nude selfie somehow gets exposed to the world, you don't want it to look like 1972 down there.

Jermaine Jackson The Hair You Save

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Jermaine Jackson's hair is ... well, unexplainable.

Feel free to try making sense of this in the comments.

Kourtney Kardashian Check Out My Pregnant Bikini Body!

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Once again preparing to bless the world with another Spawn of Disick, Kourtney Kardashian showed off her pregnant body while lounging poolside in Los Angeles.

This will be the third child for KK and SD -- they already have son Mason, 4, and daughter Penelope, 2.

Kourtney told Scott she was preggers on the season premiere of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" and his reaction was amazing.

And by amazing, we mean terrible.

ANTM's Amanda Swafford I'm Broke and Toothless And I Need Your Help

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A former "America's Next Top Model" finalist has a gaping hole in her grill ... and has been reduced to begging the public for help.

Amanda Swafford -- who finished 3rd in Cycle 3 of the show back in 2004 -- had a disastrous run-in with a Bojangles chicken bone last week ... and it's left her toothless right smack in the middle.

The pain got so tough to handle, she says she got drunk and pulled the remaining part of the tooth out herself!!!

It will cost $5K to have the tooth replaced, and Amanda is cash-strapped. She's 35 and can only get part-time work as a stylist. She's taken to the crowdfunding site GoFundMe to raise the cash.

She's at $1k and counting.

Chew on that.

Ex-'Party Down South' Star Old Bosses Warn ... Your Lotion's Giving Us a Rash

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Taylor "Lil' Bit" Wright -- who quit the TV show "Party Down South" -- is rubbing her old bosses the wrong way ... with a line of body lotions that capitalizes on her reality show persona.

Wright's been on social media lately promoting a brand of moisturizer and suntan lotion called "Lil' Bit Country" ... but TMZ has learned the network honchos at Viacom (CMT's parent co.) sent her a cease and desist letter demanding she stop using her nickname to promote the skin care products.

The network's position is it owns the name, Lil' Bit -- but sources close to LB tell us she's been using the handle since long before the show ... and she has no plans to yank it off the lotion.

Nicki Minaj Judge Tells Former Stylist Go Follicle Yourself!

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Nicki Minaj just beat her hairstylist's ass in court after the judge wigged out.

Terrence Davidson had filed a $30 million lawsuit against Nicki ... claiming he helped design her multi-colored wigs and she in turn agreed to partner with him on a new line of the iconic hairpieces but then cut him out.

But the judge sided with Nicki ... dropping some serious wig knowledge in the process. Hizzoner explained there's nothing special about colored wigs ... anyone has a right to make them so Davidson's creative claim is bogus.

The judge called out 3 of Nicki's wigs to illustrate his point ... The Pink Upper Bun Wig, The Fox Fur Wig and the Pink High Top Wig.

The judge also said any so-called deal Davidson made with Nicki was vague -- nothing more than barber shop talk.

So case closed.