Ryan Lochte Case Rio Cops Deserve Praise for Exposing 'Farce' ... Say Rio Cops
Authorities in Rio really showed Ryan Lochte and his teammates who's the boss -- just ask Rio authorities, who are patting themselves on the back ... hard!
The Court of Justice in Rio believes its handling of Lochte-gate brought "international prestige" to its city and required "courageous action." We know this because the court actually fired off a statement to the media saying so.
Rio police similarly shouted out the efforts of Rio police ... saying they uncovered the "farce" of the Team USA swimmers' story.
The praise and adulation came 24 hours after Lochte was charged for lying to police -- a non-extraditable offense that Lochte has no intention of returning to Brazil to face.
But word among Rio's finest is ... they nailed it.
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'Making a Murderer' Cops Planted My Blood ... Now There's a Test to Prove It!
Steven Avery is renewing his fight to get outta prison and believes there's better technology to prove the cops railroaded him while investigating Teresa Halbach's murder.
Avery -- who is serving a life sentence without parole -- wants the state of Wisconsin to do radiocarbon testing to show the age of his blood that was found at the Halbach crime scene in 2005.
As he claimed in "Making a Murderer" ... Avery believes cops planted blood they'd previously drawn from him years earlier, during his rape conviction. Avery's hope is the new testing will back that up.
If successful, this would be the second time DNA testing got Avery off the hook -- his 1985 rape conviction was eventually overturned.
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TX Rangers Pitcher Pees Himself During DWI Arrest ... Cops Say
Texas Rangers pitcher Jeremy Jeffress urinated on himself during his DWI arrest early Friday morning ... this according to the Dallas PD.
According to the police report, obtained by Dallas News, Jeffress told the officer who pulled him over that he had "three or four cups of Hennessy cognac mixed with Coca-Cola" earlier in the evening.
Cops say Jeffress bombed the field sobriety test -- couldn't balance himself or stand on one leg.
A female passenger in the car told cops Jeffress had just left SISU nightclub before being pulled over.
Jeffress was arrested for DWI -- he was transported to a nearby station where he was booked.
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Texas Rangers' Jeremy Jeffress Arrested For DWI (Update)
8:59 AM PT -- Law enforcement now confirms Jeffress was arrested for DWI.
We're told Jeffress was pulled over by Dallas PD at 2:24 AM for a routine traffic violation ... and during the stop, the officer says Jeffress appeared drunk.
"After detecting signs of intoxication, the individual was arrested for DWI and transported to Lew Sterrett Jail."
Texas Rangers pitcher Jeremy Jeffress was arrested in Dallas early Friday morning -- and according to local reports, he was popped for DWI.
According to police records, 28-year-old Jeffress was taken into custody at 5:13 AM and booked at a nearby police station.
So far, we've been unable to independently confirm the charge -- but WFAAs' Rebecca Lopez is citing police sources who say it's Driving While Intoxicated.
Jeffress is a key member of the Rangers' bullpen -- he last pitched on Tuesday.
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Oregon Ducks Open Insane New Sports Facility ... Marcus Mariota Center
The University of Oregon just officially opened up its brand new $19 MILLION state-of-the-art Marcus Mariota Sports Performance Center ... and it's AWESOME!!!!
We're talkin' 30,000 square feet of futuristic top-of-the-line sports technology ... primarily funded by Nike co-founder Phil Knight and his wife, Penny.
You gotta check out the video ... it looks like something out of a sci-fi movie -- especially the special resting area ... complete with 5 "sleep pods" where athletes can rest between practices or meetings or maybe even classes??
There's a motion capture camera area to analyze movements ... a boxing ring ... even the laundry area has been upgraded to allow staff to wash 500 POUNDS of laundry at one time.
There's also a shrine to Mariota in the front of the center -- complete with a video screen that will continuously run highlights of the 2014 Heisman winner.
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Hope Solo Hit with 6 Month Suspension ... For Trashing Sweden
Hope Solo has just been benched by Team USA soccer for SIX MONTHS -- for trashing Team Sweden as a "bunch of cowards" after they beat the U.S. in an Olympic match earlier this month.
SNL's Leslie Jones Hacked in the Worst Way Nude Photos Released
Leslie Jones has been horribly violated by a hacker who got into her website and posted all of her identification, including driver's license and passport ... and naked photos.
Jones has been dogged by haters since "Ghostbusters" was released and she was the target of a slew of racist comments. Some people even sent her pictures of a gorilla.
The hacker who got into her accounts put a video of Harambe on the top of her website. The hacker gained access to Leslie's phone or iCloud and posted sexually explicit nude pics of the actress.
9:02 AM -- Leslie's people have taken down the site.
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Doc Gooden Church and Medication Helped Me Beat 'Massive Depression'
Doc Gooden says he fell into a "massive depression" after his mother died back in July -- but says he's now feeling great thanks to church and the right medication.
The ex-Mets pitcher sat down with Brandon Steiner in the wake of Darryl Strawberry's allegations that he's a "complete junkie addict" whose life is in danger.
"[I'm] feeling great," Gooden said ... "And I think the things that happened in the last couple days is a test to really see where I was at."
Gooden says he went through a tough time in the wake of his mother's passing -- but says, "I seek help for that, dealing with depression with that, got some great medication, things started going up."
"I'm fine. I'm healthy. I haven't done anything wrong. I haven't broken the law or anything like that."
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U.S. Swimmer Jimmy Feigen Brazil Extorted Me ... For King's Ransom
Team USA swimmer Jimmy Feigen says Brazilian officials tried to shake him down following the gas station incident in Rio ... demanding more than $46,000 to let him leave the country.
Feigen just spelled out the situation in a statement through his lawyer -- saying on the day he was scheduled to leave Rio -- hell broke loose at a Brazilian courthouse.
Demi Lovato Sleigh Bells Sues Are Ya Listenin' Demi?
Demi Lovato has been sued by the group Sleigh Bells for allegedly ripping off their critically acclaimed song, "Infinity Guitars."
Demi's song "Stars" -- released last year as a bonus track in her album "Confident" -- has "virtually identical content" to "Infinity Guitars" ... so claims the group. The lawsuit says, "The combination of the hand claps and bass drum, structured as 3 quarter beats and a rest ... is at least substantially similar in both works."
"Infinity Guitars," released in 2010, was a massive critically acclaimed hit, scoring in Rolling Stone as one of the best songs of the year.
Last November, producers said "We did not use any samples in Demi Lovato's song Stars. Demi was also not involved with the production. She only wrote top line."
Sleigh Bells wants some serious profits from Demi and the other defendants, and they want to yank her song from getting more play.
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Ryan Lochte I'm Sorry
Ryan Lochte is finally doing a mea culpa for the lie he told on NBC that's become an international incident ... but he kind of doubled down on the version of events he told cops.
Lochte just posted ... "I want to apologize for my behavior last weekend -- for not being more careful and candid in how I described the events of that early morning and for my role in taking the focus away from the many athletes fulfilling their dreams of participating in the Olympics. I waited to share these thoughts until it was confirmed that the legal situation was addressed and it was clear that my teammates would be arriving home safely."
Lochte continues ... "It's traumatic to be out late with your friends in a foreign country - with a language barrier - and have a stranger point a gun at you and demand money to let you leave, but regardless of the behavior of anyone else that night, I should have been much more responsible in how I handled myself and for that I am sorry to my teammates, my fans, my fellow competitors, my sponsors, and the hosts of this great event."
He goes on to say he's proud to rep the USA in Olympic competition and this was a situation that could and should have been avoided.
He adds, "I accept responsibility for my role in this happening and have learned some valuable lessons. I am grateful for my USA Swimming teammates and the USOC, and appreciate all of the efforts of the IOC, the Rio '16 Host Committee, and the people of Brazil who welcomed us to Rio and worked so hard to make sure that these Olympic Games provided a lifetime of great new memories."
"There has already been too much said and too many valuable resources dedicated to what happened last weekend, so I hope we spend our time celebrating the great stories and performances of these Games and look ahead to celebrating future successes."
The statement is clearly crafted to thwart police efforts to have Lochte prosecuted. The biggest problem the swimmer faces ... going on TV, trashing the city by claiming armed men posed as cops robbed him as he was innocently taking a cab back to the Village.
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U.S. Swimmer Jimmy Feigen Strikes $11,000 Deal ... To Keep His Ass Outta Brazilian Jail
WWE's Eva Marie Suspended for Wellness Policy Violation
WWE superstar Eva Marie has been suspended for violating the organization's talent wellness policy ... this according to Pro Wrestling Sheet.
The "Total Divas" star is just the latest WWE superstar to get busted -- following Alberto Del Rio, Paige and Roman Reigns.
The details surrounding Marie's violation are unclear -- but the policy covers everything from drugs to PEDs and more.
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Ed Hartwell I'm Not Trying To Kill Keshia's Baby ... And Those Are My Guns!!
Ed Hartwell denies Keshia Knight Pulliam's claims he's trying to kill their unborn kid ... and says she's the one who was mentally and emotionally abusive during their relationship.
In new docs, obtained by TMZ, Ed says Keshia should be "ashamed" for saying he wants their baby dead, and thinks she's going over the top to make him look bad. He says Keshia's claims of his "deep-seated rage and uncontrollable anger" actually apply more to her.
TMZ broke the story ... last week Keshia said Ed was being abusive in an effort to kill their baby. She also said he was unstable and should be stripped of his guns. However, Ed says he's got no issues upstairs, and is more than capable of safely owning weapons.
In the docs, Ed adds he's 100% down for a paternity test ... but wants to wait until Keshia gives birth because it's healthier for the baby.
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Bam Margera Hauled Off by Cops ... You're Finnished Drinking, Pal!
Bam Margera spent a night in a Finnish drunk tank after getting into an argument with his wife.
Helsinki cops tell TMZ ... they detained the "Jackass" star on Sunday night outside the Sea Horse -- a landmark restaurant in that city. Witnesses say things were getting heated between Bam and his wife, Nicole ... when cops arrived and hauled off Bam at 11 PM.
We're told he was not booked for any crime, and they just let him sleep it off until 6 AM Monday.
Bam and Nicole have a rocky past with booze. As we reported, she got busted for DUI earlier this year, and wrecked their Porsche.
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Peyton Manning I'M ROASTING ROB LOWE ... OmaHaHaHa!!!
Peyton Manning got himself a job this NFL season after all ... ROASTER ... and his target will be Rob Lowe.
The ex-QB will be on the dais during the "Comedy Central Roast" of Peyton's fellow DirecTV pitchman -- which airs on Labor Day.
David Spade will serve as Roast Master -- and will get some help from his old "Tommy Boy" co-star Bo Derek.
Everyone knows people on the dais are just as big of targets as the guests ... so, good luck Peyton's forehead -- it's gonna be a long night.