Celebrity Butts

Liziane Gutierrez took advantage of the warm Memorial Day holiday weekend to do what so many other women in Miami do -- show off her ass.

The Brazilian model soaked up the sun and hit the water in Miami beach Sunday in a barely there white one-piece swimsuit. She also hopped on a jet ski ... but strictly for selfie purposes.

Liziane's booty might look familiar. As we reported ... she dropped $25,000 to go under the knife a few months back to get an ass like Kim K.

Money well spent?

Kourtney Kardashian's dishing up something new in Cannes, and all we can say is ... Younes Bendjima is really bringing out her best.

Kourtney threw on a pink bikini for another yacht excursion Thursday in France with her bf. He's nearby, but we figured you didn't need to see him ... not while Kourt's showing off way more ass than she usually does. Her G-string is fighting a losing battle.

Pink seems to be Kourtney's fave color the last couple days, but that fantasstic two-piece is next level.

Your move, Kim.

President Trump flew over 1,400 miles -- from Israel to Rome -- and he's STILL in the no holding hands zone.

The Prez and Melania touched down in Rome Tuesday, and waved hello from the steps of Air Force One. Melania gives Donald a hard pass on holding her hand. Then, from what we can tell, he showed some affection from behind.

Trump's there for his Wednesday visit with Pope Francis.

Here's a plan ... maybe play an early Beatles song on the next flight.

Bella Hadid's used to the high life, but even she had to make a few minor adjustments while cruising around on a baller yacht in France.

The supermodel got some sun and enjoyed a smoke Saturday in a smokin' hot bikini. Bella's in the country for the Cannes Film Festival, but there's always time to hang out with friends on a luxury double-decker yacht. All that's missing are the mimosas.

Andy Cohen doesn't have an apathetic bone in his body ... with strong views ranging from Huma Abedin's future to Tom Brady's body parts.

Andy was out and about in Bev Hills Friday -- at Kyle Richard's boutique -- when we asked about the futures of Huma and Anthony Weiner. Let's just say he thinks one could co-star with Kyle if she wanted.

As for Tom Brady ... opinions there, too.

McKayla Maroney already has a celebrity fan after posting that booty video last week -- Rich Homie Quan ... who's so impressed, he's down to put her in one of his music videos.

The "Type of Way" rapper was at LAX when he checked out the Olympic gymnast's racy butt video -- the one some people thought was so racy, it must have been hacked (don't worry, it wasn't).

"I don't think it's a bad thing," Quan says ... "I respect her for doing it."

McKayla has said she wants to be a pop star.

So ... collaboration???

Paris Jackson wants to smash the taboo associated with nudity -- and she's not just talking the talk, she's walking the barely covered walk.

Michael Jackson's 19-year-old daughter posted a photo of herself sunbathing in the nude -- followed up by another post explaining why people shouldn't look at nudity as a bad thing.

"Being naked is part of what makes us human," Jackson wrote.

"For me it helps me feel more connected to mama gaia (Mother Earth). I'm usually naked when I garden."

Jackson continued, "It's actually a beautiful thing and you don't have to make it sexual the way many hollywood stars (and the media) do. not only is your body a temple and should be worshipped as so, but also part of feminism is being able to express yourself in your own way, whether it's being conservative and wearing lots of clothes or showing yourself."

Two of the most famous giant asses in the history of booty came together in Vegas over the weekend -- Blac Chyna and Alexis Texas ... in an event that woulda made Sir Mix-A-Lot blush.

For the unfamiliar ... Alexis is one of the all time porn legends -- who just won "Most Epic Ass" at the 2017 AVN Awards.

And as you can tell by the photos, Chyna couldn't keep her hands off it when they got together at the Sapphire Pool & Dayclub party in Vegas over the weekend.

Butt respect Butt.

Don’t be fooled by these skimpy stars in red swimsuits ... there’s no lifeguard on duty!

Tyga was transfixed by a great ass down in Miami, but he might have to take a hard pass -- because there's already a bf attached to this blonde's butt.

The rapper was out Sunday on his pal David Grutman's boat "The Groot", along with David's model wife, Isabela, and a bunch of other smoking hot chicks -- but Tyga seemed to be vibin' with the blonde in the thong.

Turns out she's Josie Canseco -- Jose's daughter. Last we heard, she has a serious bf, but who knows? Tyga seemed interested ... in a Kylie-rebound kinda way.

Still, our Miami sources say he showed up -- without Josie -- at LIV Nightclub Sunday night. Blac Chyna was there, and we're told they waved at each other ... but that's it.

The rebound will have to wait.

Bella Hadid isn't letting the Fyre Festival fiasco ruin her good time ... she seems to be doing just fine by the pool in Miami.

The model got her tan on with some gal pals Friday afternoon ... while disappointed festival goers stranded in the Bahamas tried to make their way back to the U.S. after the event was cancelled.

Bella -- along with other top models like Emily Ratajkowski and Kendall Jenner -- were backers of Ja Rule's Fyre Festival. Clearly, Bella's not sweating the epic fail that went down.

She doesn't look like she's sweating at all in that string bikini.

3:00 PM PT -- Bella posted a statement about her involvement with the festival and apologized.

Danielle Bregoli says there is one obvious reason she's NOT the girl who's getting beat to a pulp in a viral video ... and it's all about the victim's butt.

It's not hard to understand the confusion -- Danielle and the punching bag in the video do look extremely similar. It's unclear where the video was shot, but fact is "Cash Me Outside" has been here in Los Angeles.

We got her at LAX, and she explained why that ain't her getting dragged in the vid. As she puts it, size matters when you're talking booty and bodyguards.

Meanwhile, Danielle's look-alike is gonna have a serious headache ...

Kim Kardashian looks sensational catching some rays in Mexico, butt and all.

Kim was hot but not bothered when a paparazzo shot these pics. Fact is ... most of the shots did not profile the feature for which Kim became super famous. But the photog did sneak in 1 or 2.

Kim did grab a towel, which may have jacked the paparazzo's shots, but all in all she's looking good.

Kim was skewered on social media after pics came out showing what people say is a less than perfect butt. As far as what's showing ... it's awesome.

Meanwhile, everyone else on the trip -- including Kourtney -- is showing nothing but ass.

Kim Kardashian's giant butt is sending a damaging message to little girls who look up to her ... so says boxing star Peter "Kid Chocolate" Quillin.

The former WBO middleweight champ says he saw the new pics of Kim's ass on the beach and it rubbed him the wrong way.

"I know some people have a hard time being happy with what they're born with, or maybe I shouldn't even bring up what I think about this pic. I just have a hard time understanding the reason for modifying your body to look like this?"

"And the impact it has on our culture, because the majority of the women wanna be followers and have a behind just like this!"

He added, "I just posted this picture because no matter what- you going to have to learn to live, with or without work to your body."

"I think we should worry about the genetically modified foods we're eating instead of modifying our bodies. #justmyopinion and it really #dontcount if it brings you peace #nevermindme #imnotajudge."

Kim has been criticized for her giant butt for years -- but insists it's real and has famously responded in the past, "I love my big, fat ass."

Kim and Kourtney served up a treat for 2-for-1 Kardashian sisters in bikinis ... and Kim's ass is back to hogging the spotlight.

The Kardashians were down in Mexico this weekend with their gal pals -- including Brittny Gastineau, Malika Haqq and Larsa Pippen -- hitting the beach in some pretty revealing swimwear.

Kim's bikinis definitely took the cake ... and provided plenty too for the paps. Kourtney, meanwhile, seemed more focused on flashing some serious underboob.

Just a healthy reminder ... summer is coming.

The guy who subs in for Zac Efron's ass has some serious issues with his ex, who says he's harassing and threatening her ... according to legal docs.

Jordan Scott has been Efron's stunt double in "Dirty Grandpa," "Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates" and "Neighbors 2" -- but his baby mama says he's been total a**hole to her. She filed for a restraining order, saying he's strangled her and broken cell phones so she couldn't call for help. She also claims he's harassed her and her new boyfriend.

According to the docs ... Scott agreed to stay away from her, and only gets supervised visits with their kids. He's also agreed to submit to a substance abuse evaluation, but is not admitting any of the allegations are true.

We reached out to Scott ... he had no comment.