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"Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood" star Milan Christopher took his war with his ex-bf to the next level -- going to court to get protection after Miles Brock allegedly attacked him last weekend.

An L.A. judge signed off on Milan's request for a restraining order on Monday ... meaning Brock has to stay at least 100 yards away from Milan. In the docs, Christopher accuses Brock of punching him in the face, resulting in a "swollen face black eye."

TMZ broke the story ... Brock was arrested Saturday night in NYC, a day after the exes ended up at the same Halloween party where the punch allegedly went down.

We got Milan on his way out of court, and he insists ... there won't be any reconciliation.

Jose Canseco is THREATENING the publisher of a popular lifestyle magazine ... claiming the guy owes him $350,000 ... and warns, "People get killed for less."

The man Jose is going after is Kamal Hotchandani -- the publisher and CEO of Haute Media Group ... which publishes Haute Living magazine, a lifestyle mag for rich people.

Canseco tells TMZ Sports the two were involved in a business transaction roughly ten years ago -- in which Kamal allegedly stiffed the ex-MLB star out of $350,000.

We reached out to Kamal and Haute Media several times to get his side of the story -- but haven't heard back.

Meantime, Canseco says he's run out of patience ... and tweeted, "Kamal hotchandani I am coming after you."

"Watch yourself kamal...yes that is a threat..you owe me 350k."

"Your time is up ..you should have contacted me now it's to late."

Canseco says he is NOT threatening violence -- he just wants to smoke Kamal out.

4:25PM PT -- We finally heard back from Kamal's camp -- and he ain't taking this thing lightly.

His attorney Sandy Becher tells us, "We have authorities in various jurisdictions dealing with Canseco's not only defamatory but downright extortionate and otherwise criminal behavior."

Becher says Canseco has been terrorizing Kamal with barrage of phone calls and texts -- and demands Jose cut it out, ASAP.

Becher continues, "Mr. Hotchandani categorically denies his flagrant lies and initially did not want to even dignify Canseco's false and inane accusations with a response, however he was left no other choice given the escalation in Canseco's threats against him and his family and irrational conduct but to seek the guidance of both state and federal authorities and pursue all civil and criminal remedies available at law should this conduct persist."

Miami Beach police are at Lil Wayne's Miami Beach mansion right now, seizing property to satisfy a judgment against the rapper involving private jets.

We're told when deputies arrived Wayne's security refused to let them in. The cops explained they were there to seize certain assets inside the house because Wayne had not paid a $2 million judgment to Signature Group, a jet leasing company. Wayne also owes the company $200k in lawyer's fees. The judgment came down in September.

We obtained the court order, which allows Miami-Dade County Sheriff's deputies to break the locks of the house and doors if necessary to gain entry and confiscate seizable assets.

Wayne is in L.A. He went to Ace of Diamonds strip club Monday night.

At least one part of Zola the stripper's epic saga checks out -- 'Z' the pimp was busted for sexual assault and sex trafficking ... among many other felonies.

Turns out the pimp's real name is Akporode Uwedjojevwe, and according to docs, cops in Reno busted him back in April. You'll recall ... Zola's story, which went viral last week, included an epilogue -- that "white bitch" Jessica got arrested with 'Z' in Vegas.

Zola's location was off, and there's no evidence Jessica was arrested -- but 'Z' got hauled in on a laundry list of charges ... including sexual assault, battery with intent to commit sexual assault, sex trafficking, and attempted sex trafficking.

The docs list a 'J.S.' as one of the women 'Z' allegedly forced into prostitution. According to The Washington Post, 'J.S.' is the Jessica from Zola's story.

One of the nurses charged with treating Bobbi Kristina Brown in her final days was not a nurse at all ... according to cops who've arrested the woman for faking her way into the job.

The Forsyth County Sheriff busted Taiwo Sobamowo for identity theft, forgery, and impersonating a nurse. The Sheriff and police in Duluth, GA believe she used the ID of an actual nurse with a similar name to gain employment as a hospice nurse, and ended up working where Bobbi Kristina was receiving care until her death.

Cops say Sobamowo had recently fled Georgia. She was arrested in North Carolina, and is suspected of previously pulling a similar stunt in the Washington, D.C. area,

FOX5 in Atlanta first reported the arrest. It's unclear if Sobamowo had direct contact with Bobbi Kristina at the hospice.

Riff Raff is a tenant from hell according to his landlord, who's filed a lawsuit claiming the rapper is a deadbeat and a human wrecking ball.

The landlord says R.R. owes him $68,500 for unpaid rent and lots of damage to a house that sounds like a mini-amusement park, complete with a 40 gallon fish tank, an original Vegas casino $.05 slot, a green pool table which converts into a ping pong table and a lot more.

Michael Lohan and Kate Major had their kids taken away last week ... TMZ has learned.

Sources familiar with the situation tell us, the Florida Dept. of Children and Families (DCF) sent social workers to Kate's apartment in Boca Raton Wednesday after obtaining a video of some sort of extreme argument Michael and Kate were having in front of 2-year-old Landon and 10-month-old Logan.

We're told DCF told Kate they were taking the kids temporarily until a responsible family member could take temporary custody. We're told the kids were put in foster care overnight.

Our sources say Michael's mother flew from Long Island immediately and the kids were taken to Michael's home Thursday under the guardianship of grandma.

We're told Michael and Kate can both see the kids, but only in grandma's presence.

It doesn't sound all that peaceful ... we're told 911 was called to Kate's apartment after Kate claimed Michael was banging on her door.

There's a hearing scheduled Tuesday in family court to go over the video and the plan.

4:09 PM PT -- Michael tells TMZ Kate came over to his house last Wednesday when Michael wasn't there. When he came home with the kids, he thought she had been drinking so he told her to leave and she did. He says the reason DCF took the kids was because Kate wasn't supposed to have the kids without a monitor and they felt that he didn't protect the kids from her. He does not address the video.

The Dez Bryant pet monkey saga has reached new heights -- with Dez's personal attorney reaching out to cops in an effort to avoid a criminal investigation.

As we previously reported, animal rights groups went bananas after Dez posted a pic with a domesticated Capuchin monkey which he named Dallas Bryant ... a monkey that appeared to be his new pet.

Now, officials in DeSoto, TX -- where Dez is believed to reside -- tell TMZ Sports they have been made aware of the "alleged illegal possession" of the monkey within city limits.

In fact, the DeSoto PD has issued a statement saying, "The City Attorney was just contacted by Mr. Bryants’ personal attorney who advised the monkey is NOT in the City of DeSoto."

"The DeSoto Police Department is in contact with the City Attorney, the Dallas Cowboys organization, and Mr. Bryants’ personal attorney, regarding this matter. We have also been in contact with PETA and the North America Primate Sanctuary Alliance in an effort to address their concerns."

"It should be noted, that as of this date, the DeSoto Police Department has no evidence that the Capuchin monkey is in the City Of DeSoto."

Casey Kasem's kids won a big battle with their dad's widow -- they're getting to cash a life insurance check that Jean Kasem tried to keep away from them ... TMZ has learned.

Casey's 4 kids, 3 from a previous marriage, and his widow had been fighting over who gets one of two $2 million life insurance policies he left behind after his death in June 2014. One for Jean, and the other for a trust in the kids' names.

But Jean pleaded with the insurer, MetLife, to hold off on paying the kids because she claimed they could have contributed to Casey's death. She wanted an investigation, and our Kasem family sources tell us the kids made a similar claim against Jean.

For its part, MetLife wanted a judge to decide who got the money.

The judge ruled in the kids' favor, saying the trustee is the sole and rightful beneficiary. Jean's $2 mil policy was never in dispute, though it's unclear if she's been paid yet.

Boxer Yusaf Mack is in the middle of a crazy story -- claiming he was drugged before he ended up shooting a gay porn -- but his response to legal threats from the porn producer is almost as weird.

Justin Bieber has completed his probation in the egging case with flying colors, getting high praise from his probation officer and he's now off formal probation.

Justin's lawyer, Shawn Holley was in court Monday morning as the judge showed real satisfaction Justin did everything he was supposed to ... 12 hours of anger management counseling and 40 hours of community labor. He also paid $90k in restitution.

Donny Gomez, who runs Volunteers of America where Justin put in the time, had glowing things to say about Bieber's attitude. He wrote the judge, Bieber was a "great worker" who "had no problem getting his hands dirty." Gomez said Bieber picked up garbage and painted walls.

Gomez adds, "I truly believe he has learned his lesson and will be a productive member of society and a great human being."

Bieber pled no contest to misdemeanor vandalism in July 2014. You'll recall Bieber and his friends egged a neighbor's house in January 2014.

The Baton Rouge PD tells TMZ Sports ... they still do NOT have a suspect in the murder of La'el Collins' ex-girlfriend -- but claim they don't believe the NFL star had anything to do with her death.

Collins' draft stock plummeted back in May when he was questioned in connection with the murder of Brittney Mills ... who cops said dated Collins before she was killed on April 24th. Mills was 8 months pregnant when she was shot and killed in her apartment. A paternity test reportedly ruled Collins out as the father. Collins eventually signed a deal with the Dallas Cowboys.

Collins was never named a suspect -- but did speak with cops as part of the murder investigation

Now, a rep for the BRPD tells us the case has essentially gone cold -- with no official suspects and no promising leads to pursue.

The BRPD says they don't believe Collins was connected with her death in any way -- and say he's no longer a focus of the investigation.

WWE Hall of Famer Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka has pled NOT GUILTY to murdering his girlfriend back in 1983 ... but says his mental health is so bad nowadays, he doesn't know what day it is.

72-year-old Snuka appeared in court in Lehigh County, Pennsylvania -- where he is accused of killing then-girlfriend Nancy Argentino during an altercation in her hotel room before a wrestling match.

Snuka pled not guilty to 3rd degree murder and involuntary manslaughter.

During the hearing, Snuka made some shocking claims -- including saying he never went to school and can't read or write English.

He also told the judge he suffers from early onset dementia and didn't know where he was today or what day it is.

AshleyMadison.com was selling horny guys on extramarital affairs with phantom women ... so claims a disgruntled guy in a new lawsuit.

David Poyet claims he was lured to the site partly because it boasted a female roster 5.5 million strong ... a full 30% of its users.

But Poyet says the hacking scandal in July unearthed a shocking revelation ... women only populated 15% of the site.

It gets worse ... the suit alleges there may have only been 12,000 real women on the site ... so the site was just a bunch of dudes trying to hook up with an impossibly small group of chicks.

Rick Ross is a free man once again -- sorta -- because he's off house arrest.

Ross was ordered to stay put at home in the case where he allegedly pistol-whipped a man. A judge ruled Friday Rozay's home confinement wasn't necessary since the alleged victim didn't live anywhere near him.

The judge said Ross has to stay clear of where the alleged victim lives, and he has to notify officials before leaving the state of Georgia.

Ross was given some traveling wiggle room in August ... for business reasons.

Dolly Parton's amusement park says it's not to blame for a woman allegedly suffering brain damage when she fell out of one of its rides ... because she did it to herself.

TMZ broke the story, Tedi and Derryl Brown sued Dollywood last year ... saying Tedi plummeted from a revolving swing ride. But in new legal docs obtained by TMZ, team Dolly says the accident was fully Tedi's fault because it couldn't have happened any other way.

The park says a person must "intentionally unlatch" the lap bar to get out of a seat on the ride. It also says the ride had not come to a complete stop when Tedi decided to bail, and that's what caused her injuries.