Holidaze

If you skipped Vegas this weekend ... you're probably not in the NFL ... 'cause it seemed like the whole damn league was in Sin City ... and the turn up was real.

Odell Beckham Jr., Von Miller, Chris Johnson and a lot more descended on the desert to celebrate Memorial Day ... and we have the pictures that'll make you rethink how much fun your BBQ was.

Britney Spears didn't hit too much traffic Memorial Day weekend because she spent it in a very affordable and reasonably priced Malibu beachfront crib.

Britney stayed at an ultra-modern, secluded pad just on the other side of the Santa Monica Mountains from her Thousand Oaks home. We're told the going rate per night on Airbnb is only $8,000. See, affordable ... for Brit, but she didn't have to pay because they hooked it up.

The property looks amazing ... two open-air buildings plus a pool directly on the beach. Best of all, the 5-bedroom estate is ultra secluded.

Perfect for a little R&R ... when you have 9 and 10-year-old boys bringing over friends.

Tommy Chong is joining Kim Kardashian, Blac Chyna and Amber Rose in the emoji game, but think less butts and boobs -- and more blunts and bongs ... duh!

Tommy's dropping marijuana-themed SMOKEmojis to corner the growing weed market. The images are a stoner-centric take on the standard emojis ... complete with bloodshot eyes, cannabis leaves, and plenty of 420 references.

There's even a hat tip to Donald Trump.

Chrissy Teigen celebrated her first Mother's Day by looking incredibly hot and leggy ... just 3 weeks after giving birth to daughter Luna.

Chrissy and hubby John Legend did date night Saturday at Jones Hollywood in West Hollywood.

They're no ordinary people.

Lil Dicky's a baller on a budget ... so he says in a new rap song about his Mother's Day gift selection.

Dicky rapped about the struggle to buy a worthy gift come Sunday, and a card from Bald Guy Greetings fit the bill. Thing is ... Dicky was returning a favor by rapping about the card company, because it funded his album and tour by contributing to his Kickstarter campaign.

Donald Trump displayed a culinary way to show his love of Hispanics ... with a taco bowl.

Snoop Dogg got so high ... he turned into Harrison Ford.

Waka Flocka Flame has not been scared straight after his medical emergency ... not by a long shot, because he's determined to make the most of 4/20.

As we reported, EMTs rushed to Waka's concert venue Sunday night after he consumed way too many edibles and smoked way too much weed. He was put in an ambulance, but after paramedics checked his vitals they decided he should sleep it off at home rather than in a hospital.

Waka tells us he will be high from morning 'til night on Weed Day, although he understands the concept of pacing himself a little better.

We'll check in with him on 4/21.

We caught up with Waka at Reagan National in D.C. on Tuesday where he showed our photog his bag of treats and dished more details on his bug out in Seattle. Check it out.

Kanye West is a man of many talents -- but he hasn't yet mastered furniture design -- despite the rumblings on the Internet.

Mixmag, a UK based culture magazine, posted a story and photos Friday premiering IKE4, what they claim to be 'Ye's new line with IKEA. It's no coincidence the story went up on April Fools' Day because our Kanye sources tell us it's all fake, and Yeezy wasn't in on the joke.

Yeezy did meet with IKEA honchos last month who told us, "Kanye West came by our design department to explore IKEA and our design." But it's unclear exactly what went down during the meeting.

It's probably a good thing the story's a joke ... leotards on chairs just don't look too comfy.

Furious masturbators were probably a little more furious this morning ... 'cause Pornhub pulled a major April Fools' Day prank, but here's a kernel of truth to calm 'em down.

Anyone who went to the porn site this morning was greeted with glorious money shots ... of CORN -- and the entire site looks like it's been changed to something called cornhub.com.

Fear not Internet sex fiends ... it's not a hack, just April Fools' Day ... and users are just a click away from getting past the prank page.

Sean 'Diddy' Combs celebrates Easter just like you do -- with an absurd house full of A-list celebs.

Diddy held an Easter celebration at his house Sunday with Nas, Snoop Dogg, The Game, Terrence J, Ray J, Skrillex and French Montana all in attendance.

Everyone brought their families to enjoy a soul food Easter meal -- fried chicken, ribs and mac 'n' cheese -- and followed up with Snoop slipping into the bunny role.

Easter turn up, for real.

Jennifer Garner rolled up her sleeves and got dirty ... for Easter's sake, even though her kids were nowhere in sight.

Jen took a little time to dip some eggs, and her fingers, into a self-painting setup in an L.A. park on Saturday ... while running a bunch of errands. The hands-on mom looked extremely pleased with her pastel choices.

In your face, Bunny!

You think you had a crappy Valentine's Day ...

TMZ Sports has learned NFL legend Terrell Davis has been hit with divorce papers courtesy of his beauty queen wife ... who filed to end the marriage 3 days before Valentine's Day.

In docs filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Tamiko Nash -- the 2005 Miss California winner and former 'Price is Right' model -- cites irreconcilable differences after more than 5 years together.

We now know how Kylie Jenner got her new grill ... it was a ridiculously expensive present from her boyfriend.

We found out Tyga dropped $15,000 at Johnny Dang & Co. for the 18k gold mouthpiece. All of the diamonds are invisibly set.

Turns out Johnny Dang is in high demand ... Big Sean, Travis Scott, Katy Perry and a bunch of other celebs have used his company to bling out their mouths.

It looks like the grill was a Valentine's Day present, though we can't be certain. Whatever the occasion, now she has a grill, a bunch of PUMAs and the right to rock Adidas.

Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend are under investigation for defacing one of Arizona's most prized treasures ... TMZ has learned.

We're told the Red Rock Ranger District of the Coconino National Forest has its sights set on a rock formation which Vanessa and Austin Butler used to carve their names and a heart.

There's a federal law specifically prohibiting anyone from "damaging natural surfaces or property of the United States." The rock in question is on U.S. land.

Vanessa and her BF spent Valentine's Day weekend in Sedona, Arizona, a place known for its rock formations. She posted the pic on Instagram which triggered the investigation.

The maximum punishment is harsh -- $5k and/or 6 months behind bars. It's unlikely Vanessa and Austin will do time, but a fine is certainly on the table.

Jimmy Iovine and Liberty Ross celebrated their wedding Sunday night with an insane celebrity guest list ... and perhaps the all-time greatest wedding band performances.

The party went down at David Geffen's Beverly Hills mansion and since Iovine is the co-founder of Interscope Records, the talent was ridiculous -- we're told Mary J. Blige and Swizz Beatz performed. But the main event was Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett's duet on the jazz classic, "It Don't Mean a Thing."

The Valentine's night event was packed with A-list couples such as Oprah and Stedman, Ellen and Portia, Tom Hanks and Rita and Pharrell and Helen Williams. All guests were asked to wear red for the occasion.

No traditional first dance for Jimmy and Liberty ... who instead opted to share the floor with their guests late into the night.

They officially tied the knot with a beach wedding on Saturday.