Humor

Nicky Hilton and Dee Ocleppo -- wife of designer Tommy Hilfiger-- both wore the same blue dress to a Valentino event Monday night in New York City.

We'd ask, "Who wore it better?" ... but really, there are no winners here.

If we gave you 100 guesses as to the one thing Eazy-E had before every show ... you'd never get it.

Jerry Heller -- former manager of N.W.A. -- was leaving Craig's when our photog asked him a few N.W.A. questions, which he surprisingly answered. Remember, Heller is suing over how he was portrayed in "Straight Outta Compton."

Just days after Kendall Jenner psyched out the internet with her stallion switch-a-roo -- showman Jeff Beacher set his blinders on the pony picture for his latest celebrity stunt!

Beacher -- who recently lost 160 pounds -- bared his bronco for this incredible bareback photo to add to his impressive collection of celebrity spoofs.

With parody pics of Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, Miley Cyrus and David Beckham in his prank portfolio ... we'd say Kendall is in pretty good company!

What a stud.

Leonardo DiCaprio is NOT raped by a bear in a scene from his latest movie -- that's the bizarre statement FOX Studios just released.

FOX felt compelled to shut down widespread Internet rumors about a controversial scene in "The Revenant" where Leo is attacked by a bear. For some reason (we haven't seen the movie) someone thought the bear raped the star ... twice.

A spokesperson for FOX told EW, "The bear in the film is a female who attacks [Leo] because she feels he might be threatening her cubs ... there is clearly no rape scene with a bear."

Case closed. No bear rape. It's still unclear why anyone saw the attack as sexual in its nature.

Yes, Leo wants an Oscar, but we're guessing he doesn't want it THAT badly.

The great 2 Chainz "THOT" war of 2015 is officially over -- and the judge's decision might mean it's open season on THOTs everywhere.

A federal judge in North Carolina tossed out Christine Chisholm's lawsuit. As we've reported, she sued Mr. Chainz for $5 million after he called her a "THOT" -- short for "that ho over there" -- repeatedly in a now infamous video of her backstage. The clip went viral, naturally.

In his ruling, the judge said calling someone a "THOT" does not rise to the level of "extreme or outrageous conduct."

Translation: Sticks and stones might break your bones, but words ... ain't gonna get you a quick $5 mil. Sorry, THOTs.

Prince Harry's charity polo match in South Africa over the weekend didn't quite go as planned ... unless he was trying to get thrown off his horse.

The prince was tossed head first off his steed, but bounced right back up and appeared unscathed. Good news for Harry, but better news for his ride.

South Africans needs glue too, ya know.

Patti Labelle showed her gratitude to the guy who helped make her sweet potato pies a sensation ... but apparently the invitation came with a condition.

The video is hilarious ... Patti and James are together at Patti's home in Philly, and they're singing up a storm. But notice they're both holding one of her sweet potato pies ... the ones that flew off the shelves at Walmart after James sang its delicious praises.

Patti took some heat after telling our photog her pie success was all her doing, not James'.

Drake sounded like a pro Friday night in Toronto as he introduced the Raptors starting lineup.

It was Drake night at the stadium and he soaked it in with his mom, who was sat by his side, proudly sporting his OVO line.

Toronto beat Cleveland and therefore Drake's good bud LeBron.

Ever wonder what Rob Gronkowski's like at 35,000 feet?

The people at JetBlue let Gronk board one of their planes after they became the official airline of the New England Patriots and let him screw around in the cabin.

What ensues is pretty hilarious.

Kendrick Lamar gave a newlywed couple the surprise of a lifetime by crashing their reception -- but at least one guest was PISSED, and tried to toss the superstar and his pals out of the party!

The wedding was in a Columbus, OH hotel last month, and in this video you see Kendrick (in the green hat) hit the dance floor as Whitney Houston's "I Wanna Dance with Somebody" is blaring. It's pretty funny, very few people are dancing and Kendrick takes over the floor ... until an older gentleman starts asking questions.

"You guys are in this party? Who got married?"

Of course, Kendrick and co. had no clue who got married, and the guy got in their faces.

David Letterman's face says he's ready for Christmas, but his head's still dreaming of warmer days.

Yes, Dave had his retirement beard -- aka 'the full Santa Claus' -- as he arrived at his NYC apartment on Sunday. He was also sporting a knitted cap of the California state flag.

Aaron Carter is accepting Deadmau5's challenge to a video game battle royale in an attempt to clear his name for jacking the DJ's beat.

Aaron got called out by fans Thursday for posting a remix of Deadmau5's "The Veldt" and not crediting the man in the mau5head. When Deadmau5 caught wind he joked they'd settle it like "real men" ... 1 on 1 ... in a game of "Counter-Strike: Global Offensive."

Aaron's rep confirms he's accepted the challenge and Joel's even paying for his plane ticket to Canada to make it happen. The tentative match is set for Nov. 23rd or 24th, and they plan on livestreaming the whole thing.

There's a lot at stake: winner gets remix rights, loser has to clean winner's house, and since Joel is flying Aaron out, it's obvious he's banking on winning.

Comedian Ron White is officially in the running ... for President of the United States of America -- and he's already giving Donald Trump a run for his money when it comes to bombastic rhetoric.

Our photog got independent candidate White in NYC Wednesday night, moments after he announced his run for president and things got weird real quick. First, Ron said he doesn't necessarily WANT to be the next Commander in Chief ... then he laid his drug policies.

Basically, marijuana's good ... meth is very bad, and "SHUT UP!!"

Odell Beckham Jr. isn't satisfied with just beating guys on the field ... he wants to burn the girls on the runway too ... turning his hallway into a catwalk and debuting some serious slay Tuesday night.

OBJ was chilling out with Mr. Hotspot ... a viral hitmaker whose #slidelikethischallenge dance contest is taking over the Internet ... when the two decided it was time for the Giants star to join the movement.

Becks was obviously inspired with all the skin he saw walking the catwalk for Vicky's ... 'cause his version of the dance had some catwalk influence and included some serious, serious fierceness.

Jennifer Lawrence wiped out again at a glitzy event, but this time she had an extremely hard time recovering.

Lawrence was walking the red carpet for the Madrid premiere of "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 2" when her Ralph Lauren gown was just too much to handle.

Jennifer's had trouble with gowns in the past. Dressing up is tricky.

One of the stars of "Cholos Try Vegan Food" got a taste of celebrity early Tuesday morning when he was stopped by a cop who recognized him and sent him on his merry way.

Fabian Alomar was heading home from the Staples Center when cops pulled him and a female friend over for a blown out headlight. Fabian says he was expecting the worst after cops ordered them to put their hands up.

Fabian almost blew it by pulling the "Do you know who I am?" card with the first cop, who was not impressed. But the second cop was a Latina who saw the video, and she was clearly impressed and ultimately let him go with a warning to get his light fixed.

Fact is ... cops have discretion and often don't write motorists up with blown out lights, but when you watch the video Fabian's newfound fame clearly didn't hurt.

If you haven't seen it, the video is HILARIOUS .... the Cholos mistake kale chips for bud and kombucha for a tribe of ancient warriors.