Humor

O-Town's either stuck in the '90s or they just have a great sense of humor about their upcoming tour.

The boy band's hitting the road with 98 Degrees, Dream and Ryan Cabrera for the nostalgic MY2K Tour and their rider is filled with throwback items like a '90s boombox "to play their sweet cassette collection" ... and a Nintendo 64 to "play GoldenEye."

Other backstage demands include cases of local beer, assorted liquors, 5 cans of silly string and a back scratcher.

Most bizarre on their list is definitely the kitty litter and wet cat food "for the stray cats the band takes in while on the road."

That's gotta be code.

The only person who knows "Becky" better than Beyonce -- and allegedly Jay Z -- is Sir Mix-A-Lot ... and he says Bey's description of the thot is way off base.

Of course, Mix first made the name famous with his ass anthem -- and tells us he actually dated a Becky back in the day whose hair was far from good! In fact, she was bald and "wore a patch on her eye just because. Her nickname was sketch."

Mix-A-Lot also says not all Beckys are created equal -- "Becky from Calabasas has no game and she would be the side chick for an ax murderer. However, Becky from the block don't play dat s***!"

As for Bey calling out Jay, he gives her props for "saying what she feels while simultaneously earning money."

Y'know, Mix ... he's down to get the friction on.

Verne Troyer is one bad baby -- at least that's what some angry parents assumed when he disguised himself as a vaping toddler out for a stroll.

Verne and his "dad" -- YouTube star Roman Atwood -- seemed to piss off and fool plenty of passersby Thursday as they strolled up and down Hollywood Boulevard.

The Running Man challenge has been Gronk'd -- with all 5 Gronkowski brothers coming together in a gym (where else?) ... to bust out the dance moves.

FYI -- the Running Man Challenge has taken over social media ... with stars like Kyrie Irving, Justise Winslow and scores of college hoops players dancing along to "My Boo" by Ghost Town DJ's.

Now, the Gronks have entered the mix.

The best part ... when one of the bros slips and falls during a box jump. Nice recovery though.

Right after he was taken FIRST in the NFL draft, all Jared Goff wanted to do was go back to his hotel and chill ... but he couldn't ... 'cause he was locked out.

Don't worry, Goff .... you're rich and famous now.

**WARNING -- EXPLICIT LANGUAGE**

This is hysterical ...

Adam Sandler and David Spade just totally nailed the whole D'Angelo Russell/Nick Young video situation ... in a hilarious send-up spoof video.

The clip has Adam playing the part of poor D'Angelo with Spade as the unsuspecting Nick Young getting all his personal business pried out of him.

The title of the video -- "BroCode?"

Hope Ezekiel Elliott's cell phone is on ... because he's become such a big deal, the running back might finally get that long-awaited phone call from Taylor Swift ... at least, that's what Urban Meyer told us.

The Ohio State coach is out in Chicago -- where Elliott is expected to be drafted in the top 10 Thursday night -- when we asked about that famous tweet EE put out back in Sept. asking Swift out to dinner.

But Elliott was just a lowly college kid back then -- and now that he's about to go pro, Meyer joked, "She might be calling him now."

This video is awesome!!!

NFL Draft prospect Chris Jones -- the guy whose dong fell out of his shorts at the NFL Combine -- telling us exactly what went through his mind during the accidental exposure ... and it's hilarious.

The Mississippi State DT is one of the most likable guys we've ever shot -- and explains how he took drastic measures to cover up because he didn't wanna traumatize the kids!

Plus, Jones says he now has a secret weapon to make sure he doesn't accidentally free willy again -- thanks to that underwear company that reached out to him after the Combine.

You gotta watch the video ... Jones seems like a really good kid -- and even has his priorities straight when it comes to spending the fortune he's about to make.

Check yourself the next time your Lyft driver tries to bait you into talking smack about Richard Sherman -- 'cause the guy might actually be Richard Sherman!

Gov. Chris Christie busted out his 'Dads Gone Wild' moves to support Bruce Springsteen, and let's just say ... it's a good thing he's no longer running for president.

Springsteen played the Barclays Center in Brooklyn Monday night -- and damn near got upstaged by Christie's nonstop dancing ... which was captured by Boss fans all over the arena.

We'll cut him some slack ... it's pretty much part of the oath for a NJ governor to cheer his ass off for Springsteen at all times, regardless of politics.

We're guessing Christie dodged bridge and tunnel traffic to get to the show.

Zac Efron ate it HARD after failing to master the classic "Baywatch" run.

One minute the sculpted heartthrob is hitting strides and the next he's eating sand as The Rock and the rest of his babe-mates looked on. Check out the photos ... the fall might have been scripted, but it doesn't matter. It's funny either way.

Snoop Dogg got so high ... he turned into Harrison Ford.

You've heard of trading selfies?

Well, UFC superstar Demetrious Johnson trades smellfies with his wife ... but there's actually a good story behind it.

We were talkin' to Mighty Mouse about the best picture in his phone that he HASN'T posted on social media ... and his response -- "My son's poop."

Soooo ... why??

Watch the clip, Johnson has a pretty adorable explanation ... until our photog makes it weird.

Donald Trump confused America's darkest day with America's favorite convenience store -- totally honest mistake, except it happened as he was trying to sway NY primary voters. Big oops?

Trump was at a rally in Buffalo Monday night and started talking about 9/11 and where he was in NYC when the Towers came down. But apparently he had Slurpees on the brain because he ended up talking 7/11 instead.

Check it out ... to his credit, the Donald never missed a beat.

We doubt Trump's seen the inside of any convenience store in, oh ... forever, but he could try spinning this as he's a man of the people.

French IndyCar racing champion Simon Pagenaud has had enough ... enough of people confusing him for Sacha Baron Cohen's wacky french driving character from 'Talladega Nights.'

We got Simon at the Grand Prix of Long Beach -- shorty before he won the damn thing -- and asked about his uncanny resemblance to Jean Girard ... Ricky Bobby's Franco-Foe in 'Talladega Nights.'

The resemblance is pretty uncanny ... and SP says he gets heckled and taunted for it all the time ... but tells our camera girl he's ready for it to stop ... FOREVER.

Good luck, dude ... might have to learn to live with this one.

Rick Ross was like a loud fart in a quiet room when his ankle bracelet went off over the weekend at the White House.

Ross was there along with a bunch of other rappers -- Nicki Minaj, Busta Rhymes, J. Cole, Wale and DJ Khaled -- to support Obama's Brother's Keeper youth initiative, ironically to keep men of color out of trouble.

It was a serious and fancy affair ... enough to get Ross in a suit, which covered the ankle monitor he has to wear ... a condition of release in his kidnapping case.

Sources on scene tell TMZ Obama finished his speech when Ross' anklet ripped through the silence.

We're told Ross was even surprised ... the anklet's new and it randomly beeps.