Humor

Dave Chappelle almost pulled the plug on his stand-up set in L.A. ... that is, until a Donald Trump supporter got him back in the joking mood.

Dave was performing Monday night at The Savoy in Inglewood, where he threatened to shut down the whole thing if people kept recording him. He's notorious for not liking that.

Uma Thurman's custody hearing with her ex-fiance got off to a rocky start ... for the paparazzo trying to shoot her as she walked into court.

The video's pretty hilarious for everyone but the guy who went down ... hard. To her credit, Uma didn't laugh (out loud) and even took some time to help him up.

Meek Mill keeps racking up the losses, but at least he has a great sense of humor on his latest one, which came at the hands of Winter.

The rapper shared a hilarious video of himself going down hard on the icy stairs at his mom's house. Meek joked that all his haters "spoke a L into existence."

First Drake, then Nicki and now a vengeful patch of ice.

Ex-NFL punter Steve Weatherford had a real "Wanna Get Away" moment in front of President Obama Thursday ... when he ripped his pants down the crack of his ass.

The Super Bowl champ was at the White House as part of a group of 100 handpicked social media influencers invited to have a meeting with the president to discuss how to use their platforms for good.

But as Weatherford was walking to the meeting ... he split his pants.

We spoke with Steve about the situation -- and he told us he couldn't find a set of replacement pants because no one in the White House has "26 inch quads with a 31 inch waist."

Pats QB/social media goofball Tom Brady dropped a brand new video Thursday night -- joking about being lost in the woods, trying to put together a 32,000 piece puzzle ... and getting locked out of his home.

It's funny ... especially when we noticed the codes he tried to punch in to get back in the house:

Try 1 -- 12121#

Try 2 -- 1212#

Try 3 -- 1234#

C'mon TB12 ... you're better than that.

Funny video though.

Here's Paulina Gretzky's son,Tatum, proving that not every kid is looking forward to a visit from ol' St. Nick ... hilariously and adorably panicking at the sight of Santa Claus.

Paulina posted the videos of Tatum onto her Instagram stories ... because parents for some reason always find it amusing when their kids are terrified (c'mon, it's funny).

No word on whether Tatum was naughty or nice this year ... but it's clear he and Santa have a little trust building to do.

Metallica made a deli dude's day when they rolled by his counter blaring their classic, "Enter Sandman" ... and he didn't hesitate to take lead vocals.

All of the metal legends -- James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammett and Robert Trujillo -- were in a Hollywood Gelson's supermarket Thursday with Billy Eichner from "Billy on the Street" ... and we were lucky enough to happen upon the live action. Heads were banging for sure, mostly behind the deli counter.

Gilbert Gottfried was a regular on Alan Thicke's late night '80s talk show "Thicke of the Night" and they spent a lot of time cracking jokes about Alan's singing.

Gilbert was out in NYC just hours after TMZ broke the news about Thicke's sudden death -- and he says Alan loved calling himself the "affordable William Shatner." You gotta see Gilbert's impression.

They even did an episode of "Celebrity Wife Swap" ... so they were good friends, but Gilbert clearly never nailed a spot-on impression of Alan's singing voice. 'A' for effort though.

Christian Slater's clearly a perfectionist ... look at him trying to pull off the Mannequin Challenge.

The "Mr. Robot" star threw on his director's hat Sunday night at Mr Chow where he needed a couple takes to accomplish the feat.

Robin Williams and Tupac smuggled a HUGE amount of pot through Arizona and got busted ... at least that's how this case reads at first glance.

Law enforcement says Arizona State Troopers arrested 19-year-old Tupac Crum and 21-year-old Robin Williams near the city of Payson after finding them with 114 pounds of weed during a traffic stop.

Cops suspected something fishy and brought out a drug-sniffing dog to check out their Chevy pickup ... and they say they found 5 big bundles of pot stashed in the bed. Cops say the drugs have a street value of about $69,000.

Fake-ass Pac and Robin face multiple drug charges.

#RIPRealPacandRobin

LeBron James looked SO GOOD in the Cubs uniform he was forced to wear after losing a bet to Dwyane Wade ... he just got a job offer out of it ... from Cubs skipper Joe Maddon!

Of course, it was all part of the city pride bet LeBron (Cleveland) made with Wade (Chicago) back when the Indians played the Cubs in the Fall Classic.

LeBron paid off the bet last week ... when his Cavs came to the Windy City to play the Bulls.

... and Maddon LOVED it.

How does Dave Chappelle feel about his huge Netflix deal? Let's let Donald Trump answer that.

Dave was cruising into The Nice Guy early Wednesday morning -- after he did another stand-up set in L.A. -- so we asked him about the $60 million deal for 3 comedy specials.

As we reported, he's been working on new material for those specials, and apparently it might include a new impression. Watch Dave workshop the Prez-elect.

Andy Cohen didn't hesitate when asked if he'd hook up with Justin Bieber -- it was a resounding yes -- but he's a lot less turned on by the thought of sleeping with Kim and Kanye.

Andy was on Matt Weiss and Theo Von's "Allegedly" podcast where the guys asked the "Watch What Happens Live" host a flurry of provocative questions. Andy was game ... and even brought the Biebs' penis into the convo.

The biggest surprise, though, is Andy balking at a Kimye threesome ... which he says would be a boner killer. Then he gave his F***, Marry, Kill breakdown for the 3 Kardashian sisters. Good stuff.

Dave Chappelle is tuning up his stand-up act with some cool pop-up shows in small venues, and bringing out big name fans ... including Jonah Hill and Bradley Cooper.

We got all 3 guys leaving the Blind Barber in L.A. Monday night after Dave finished his set, and the "War Dogs" co-stars looked and sounded thrilled with what they'd just seen from the comedian.

Check out Jonah and Brad's exchange with Dave -- based on their reaction, Chappelle's upcoming Netflix specials are gonna KILL.

Here's LeBron James hilariously proving he's a man of his word ... even when he's a loser.

Bron lost his World Series bet with Dwyane Wade (Cleveland vs. Chicago) ... and agreed to wear a Chicago Cubs jersey to pay it off.

Question ... where the hell did they find a jersey big enough to fit this guy?

Good on you, LeBron. There's always next year ...

Nickelback isn't laughing about Canadian cops joking they'll torture drunk drivers by playing the band's music in patrol cars -- in fact, Nickelback got pissed and shut down the prank.

A spokesperson for Kensington Police tells TMZ a Nickelback rep demanded they take down the Facebook post that went viral this week. The post warned holiday season DUI offenders they'd get hit with fines, criminal charges, driving suspension and "the office's copy of Nickelback in the cruiser on the way to jail."

Funny. To everyone but Nickelback. Cops say the rep was polite, but made it clear Chad Kroeger and co. didn't like being the butt of the joke. Apparently, they're not used to it yet.

Kensington cops say they never meant to embarrass the band, they were just looking for an effective way to get the anti-DUI message to the public. Mission accomplished.