Bruce Jenner I Love You Long Time, Kris

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Bangkok really changed Bruce Jenner -- he returned to L.A. holding hands with his estranged wife today.

Kris Jenner was grinning for cameras as she and Bruce walked out of LAX with a tight grip on each other -- which seems odd for a bunch of reasons ... not the least of which being the fact they separated back in October.

Then again ... they're coming back from a Kardashian family trip to Thailand for their TV show -- so, as always ... hard to tell what's real and what's just for cameras.

Maybe Bruce just talked Thai real well.

'McSteamy' Eric Dane Grays Anatomy

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Move over Anderson Cooper -- "Grey's Anatomy" star Eric Dane (aka McSteamy) upped his silver fox game to a new level this week in Mexico -- rocking the hair of a man twice his age ... and the body of a man half his age.

41-year-old Dane and his 42-year-old wife Rebecca Gayheart were photographed as a twosome Tuesday -- looking hot in their pool gear -- and Dane's hair is whiter than ever.

It's true ... age really is just a number.

Gerard Butler Looking '300' Again

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Gerard Butler looks ready to do battle with Xerxes again, flashing his buff bod on Sydney's Bondi Beach yesterday.

THIS ... IS ... Atkins? Jenny Craig? More gym, less lunch?

Simon Cowell Come to Daddy

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Simon Cowell and baby mama Lauren Silverman left Nobu in London last night ... with Lauren firmly planted on Simon's lap.

Sitting next to Paula Abdul was never this much fun.

Nikki Reed I'm Lifting My Legs in the Air Now That I'm Single

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Nikki Reed ditched her wedding ring and tucked her head between her legs Saturday in Los Angeles ... just a day after announcing her divorce.

Reed hit up a yoga studio yesterday in Los Angeles and seemed to be in a pretty somber mood -- makes sense, her and "American Idol" star Paul McDonald just ended their marriage.

The couple says they're still working on an album together ... but they've been living separately for the past 6 months.

Don't worry Paul, Dunkleman feels your pain.

Zac Efron No Worse for Wear After Downtown Attack

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Zac Efron was out and about Friday ... 5 days after his bizarre downtown L.A. fight that left him bloodied.

Zac was leaving a grocery store parking lot in the Los Feliz part of L.A. -- looking good. He was smoking a vaporizer and sitting shotgun as a buddy drove.

TMZ broke the story ... Zac and a man who claims to be his "bodyguard" allegedly ran out of gas on a freeway in downtown L.A. at around 12:30 AM Sunday. The "bodyguard" -- a convicted drug dealer -- says they were attacked by transients.

Cops tell us when they arrived on scene, Zac was bloodied.

Britney Spears Overprotected

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Britney Spears was rendered invisible yesterday by her MASSIVE bodyguard while she vacationed in Hawaii with her boyfriend, David Lucado, and sons Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Size matters.

Backstreet Boys Knee Deep in ... Wives and Children

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Screaming girls were replaced with screaming babies yesterday when the Backstreet Boys arrived in Germany for the latest stop on their tour.

Trading groupies for families ... they want it that way.

GG & Joanna Krupa Meeting of the ... Minds?

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"Shahs of Sunset" star Golnesa "GG" Gharachedaghi went out to Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night with "Real Housewives of Miami" star Joanna Krupa where they presumably discussed ...

... ooh look, a shiny object!

Britney Spears Fashion Renegade

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Some people glam it up for a trip to LAX, knowing paparazzi will be there ready to snap their photo.

Britney Spears is not one of those people.

It's her prerogative.

Swizz Beatz Ex-Wife & Alicia Keys Call Truce After Homewrecker War

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It's the most unlikely truce in history -- Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz' ex-wife Mashonda ... the same woman who once publicly accused Alicia of breaking apart her marriage.

The photos were taken this weekend in St. Barts -- showing Swizz, Alicia, and Mashonda all vacationing together with their children (Swizz fathered kids with both women).

It's wild -- nearly 5 years ago, Mashonda wrote a nasty open letter to Alicia in the wake of her divorce from Swizz, blaming Alicia for taking part in the affair that destroyed her marriage and family.

From the letter, you'd think Mashonda and Alicia would be enemies for life -- but the photos tell a much different story.

Swizz Beatz -- the new Simon Cowell.

Miley Cyrus $5,000 for a Bang ... erz Cake

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Miley Cyrus had a sweet weekend ... celebrating her Bangerz Tour stop in Miami with a sick cake that reportedly cost a cool $5,000 to make.

The cake -- which Miley and friends presumably scarfed down while partying at Cameo night club -- featured depictions of several tongues, a cat crying, a hot dog, and a teddy bear in a gold chain.

Bad for a wedding or a kid's birthday party ... but perfect for Miley.

UPDATE #1: Divine Delicacies Cakes, the folks that made the cake, tell TMZ the reason why it cost so much is that the Bangerz lettering on top was done with Swarovski crystals (which were not edible). They say the club footed the bill for the cake, which was red velvet inside and was capable of feeding 300 people (or 20 stoners).

UPDATE #2: Cameo nightclub tells TMZ they did not pay for the cake and refused delivery at the door. The cake company maintains the cake was ordered and paid for by the club and delivered without incident.

Scott Disick Big Disick

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Scott Disick threw caution to the wind and gave Jon Hamm a run for his free-flowing money as he went out on a grocery run yesterday in Calabasas.

He's a real baller.

Anne Hathaway The Devil Wears Towels

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Anne Hathaway did not want her photo taken this weekend in Miami ... so she went to RIDICULOUS lengths to make sure the paps did not get their shot.

Hathaway was in town to promote her new movie, "Rio 2," when she took a little time to hit the beach and tan her pale skin with hubby Adam Schulman.

But when it came time to leave, the couple used a slew of guys to escort them off the beach ... using a makeshift traveling towel blockade to shield them from the paparazzi.

The move was almost as outlandish as the time at LAX when she sat in a stranger's car for 30 seconds rather than have her picture taken.

Megan Fox I'm Already Skinny After Just Having a Baby

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Don't expect Megan Fox to wear mom jeans after popping out another kid last month ... because she already lost all the baby weight -- in 5 freaking weeks!

Fox ran some errands Friday in Los Angeles with her other son Noah -- after giving birth to Bodhi Ransom in February -- and one thing is clear, girl was looking GOOD.

Congrats ... to the dads in her "Mommy and Me" classes.

Kendall & Selena Wait, They're Friends???

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San Fernando Valley vixens Kendall Jenner and Selena Gomez ventured south of the 101 today to hit up trendy eatery Joans on Third for lunch.

Considering their penchant for bad boys ... it's easy to see how they might get along.

The question is ...