The Kardashians

The Kardashian clan was at Juliet last night, when a male fan asked for a pic with Kim. His girlfriend flew off the handle and threw a drink at Kim.

Scott Disick and Khloe jumped into the fracas and in the scuffle, Khloe's ring flew off and skidded across the floor. Our spies inside the club say Khloe literally dove across the floor to retrieve it ... which she eventually did.

Our video shows the Kardashians leaving the club, covering their faces, as they beat a hasty retreat.

One is often seen in small harems or large herds.

We're just sayin'.

According to

filed in federal court, D.J. Goodson claims he was forced to watch "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" and "Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami." Punishment for bad behavior, perhaps?

Goodson says he developed "extreme emotional distress due to their outrageousness of actions."

Goodson claims he's permanently scarred from watching domestic abuse (a boxing match on the show featuring Kim), emotional abuse (rantings courtesy of Kourtney and "paramour Scott") and racism (Khloe referring to a baby doll as "the black baby").

TMZ has learned Montana Fishburne is starring in a porno flick for Vivid Entertainment -- explaining, "I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape."

Unlike the celeb she admires -- Montana, who also goes by the name "Chippy D," is not arguing that her tape was stolen or obtained illegally.

We're told the flick is set to be released in August.

Montana also talked to CarltonJordan.com about her new gig, saying "The first time is really nerve racking ... but, I have a lot of at-home experience."

Yesterday, Kourtney Kardashian (left) took her booty out for a stroll in Cabo ... and unlike her little sister Kim (right), she managed to fit her entire ass into her swimwear.

Kim Kardashian used her lucky butt to help Reggie Bush secure a Super Bowl ring ... and Khloe Kardashian was the Lakers secret weapon last night ....which means -- logically -- if Kourtney starts bangin' a baseball player, dude practically has a free pass to the World Series.

Kardashian -- whose sister is married to Lamar Odom -- was out before the big Game 6 match-up yesterday and told us, "The NBA is so rigged, are you kidding me ... it was gonna go to [Game] 7 from like the beginning of the year ... it's all about money."

Ultimately, he was right -- the Lake Show beat the Boston Celtics and forced a Game 7.

For now, Rob can't really prove his theory ... but with at least one former NBA ref recently confessing to all sorts of cheating ... Robert could be on to something.

... and the rebounding begins.

Kim Kardashian's security team allegedly attacked a paparazzi and the kops are now on the kase ... so says a source konnected to the Kardashians.

We're told as Kim, Kourtney and her baby got out of a car yesterday in Miami, the photog allegedly got way too close and Kim's security took care of business.

Our sources say last night cops came to the hotel room where Kim is staying, knocked at the door and asked to speak with her security people. The cops questioned the bodyguards and left.

We're told the photog filed a police report and wants to press charges.

Kourtney Kardashian is selling her home in a gated community in Calabasas. The three bedroom, three bathroom condo features a refrigerated wine closet and a private yard with a covered patio ... all for just under $800,000.

We're told Kourtney and baby daddy Scott Disick are looking for a bigger place since they have the baby now.

Hold onto your breakfast.

Kourtney and her sis, Kim, used to date two of Tito Jackson's sons (Kourtney dated Taryll and Kim dated TJ) back when they were in their early teens. The party on Sunday was for one of Taryll's kids, Tito's grandson. We're told Michael Jackson's kids were there as well.

Small world.

Kim -- who found a way to turn a salad into a sexual innuendo for a Carl's Jr. commercial -- was in a car with her BF Reggie Bush and their bodyguard when it rolled up to a drive-thru window at In-N-Out Burger ... a direct competitor to the man who signs Kim's checks.

But moments after they were spotted, the car headed straight for the nearest Carl's Jr. where Kim ordered her salad ... and the bodyguard claimed he was the only one who got food from In-N-Out.

So was Kim really craving a salad ... or is this simply a case of fast food damage control???

The world may never know.

TMZ has learned Reggie Bush's favorite asset will be hitting the town on Super Bowl weekend in a Vault XXL2 Limousine by Armor Horse -- which is a tank/limo hybrid built with composite ballistic panels and bullet-resistant windows.

And that's not all: Both doors on the limo are fitted with emergency gun ports -- so, whether the limo is rockin' or not ... it's best if you don't come a knockin'.

Yes, it's true -- Obama is a fan. He didn't blame it on his daughters. He owned it.

Barack Obama -- a "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" lover? Even Khloe was speechless.