Chris Rock I'm Locked Up ... With Lucious Lyon!!!
Chris Rock's doing hard time for season 2 of "Empire" ... as an inmate alongside the man himself -- Lucious Lyon.
"Empire" co-creator Lee Daniels posted a few photos from the first day of filming the new season ... which we now know will feature Rock and Terrence Howard behind bars, playing chess.
Rock is the first of a parade of huge guest stars Daniels has lined up ... Alicia Keys and Lenny Kravitz are also confirmed, but the big one -- Oprah Winfrey -- is still just rumored.
If there's a God, O will be the prison warden!
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Momma Dee from 'Love & Hip-Hop' Gets Plowed ... By Beefy Stripper
"Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta" star Momma Dee lived her final days as an unmarried woman ... to the FULLEST -- as in, grinding on the floor with a totally yoked stripper -- and we got the video.
Lil Scrappy's ma got a next-level lap dance from a stripper at her bachelorette party in Atlanta this week. The guy came in wearing construction worker garb, which she helped him out of, real quick.
Dee says she's 51, but that's hard to believe, based on her reaction when the man-meat-for-hire tries to dry hump ... her face!
Get it, Momma.
Ruby Rose Oysters with Karrueche ... But Really Into Scent of a Bieber
Ruby Rose and Karrueche Tran hooked up -- for dinner -- but Ruby's still thinking about her weekend encounter with Justin Bieber ... where he passed her smell test with flying colors.
Ruby and Karrueche (hypothetical couple name: Rurrueche?) hit up E.P. & L.P. restaurant Monday night in L.A. -- no coincidence, we're thinking, since KT recently tweeted about her crush on the "Orange Is the New Black" star.
But on the way in, Ruby talked about her Bieber encounter in Vegas ... confessing, he smells great and has something she desperately wants for herself.
As for Rurrueche ... the ladies told us all about their aphrodisiac meal, and addressed the white elephant -- what Rose's fiancée of just a few months thinks about random men and women (no offense, Karrueche) lusting for her.
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Kim Zolciak NeNe Doesn't Call the Shots ... Claudia's Just Boring
Kim Zolciak isn't about to let NeNe Leakes come off like she's the queen bee of 'RHOA' -- and doesn't believe for a second her nemesis has the power to get anyone canned off the show.
Kim blew up NeNe's spot when we saw her at LAX, and filled her in on Claudia Jordan getting 86'd after one season. She says all the talk about NeNe masterminding the firing doesn't add up for her ... mainly because she made a living off of "double-crossing" Leakes.
The real person Claudia should blame is herself, according to Kim -- but you gotta hear how she puts it.
And anyone thinking Zolciak might fill the empty roster spot -- think again. Bad blood ain't just for Taylor Swift.
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Orlando Scandrick & Draya Flossin' $400k Engagement Ring
Here it is ... the $400,000 engagement ring Dallas Cowboys star Orlando Scandrick gave to Draya Michele ... 7-carats strong!
Boom!
As we previously reported, Scandrick popped the question to the "Basketball Wives L.A." star ... roughly one month after they broke up -- using one hell of an olive branch.
Draya said "Yes" ... we're guessing the insane piece of jewelry designed by Jason of Beverly Hills helped do the trick ... and now the couple is on track to tie the knot after 2 years of dating.
No word on when or where the wedding will be ... but we're guessing Orlando can probably get a discount if he wants to use Jerry's World in Dallas right now. He knows people.
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Caitlyn Jenner Cops Surprised D.A. Gives Car Crash Special Attention
Caitlyn Jenner is under criminal investigation for her fatal car crash in February, and we've learned prosecutors are putting Jenner under a special microscope ... a microscope normally reserved for murderers, kidnappers and extortionists.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... the L.A. County Sheriff's Dept. is a couple of weeks away from completing its investigation. The Sheriff would then normally send the case to the D.A.'s closest satellite, which in this case is Van Nuys.
But law enforcement tells us the D.A. has quietly told the Sheriff that the case will be sent to the big guns at the main office in Downtown L.A. ... in the Major Crimes Unit.
The Major Crimes Unit deals almost exclusively with extremely serious felonies. Think of the way the Navy SEALs are to the Navy. But Major Crimes will be reviewing Jenner's case, and one law enforcement source connected with the case calls it "surprising."
Law enforcement sources familiar with the case feel Jenner should not be charged with a crime at all ... Jenner wasn't texting or on the phone ... it was momentary inattentiveness that ended badly. But the sources say even if Jenner gets charged, it would certainly be a misdemeanor, not a felony.
Although the D.A. wants Major Crimes to make the final decision, it will never be filed as a felony. In the greater scheme, it's a petty case.
Fact is ... a lot of cases involving celebs end up in major crimes because they're high profile.
Sometimes it helps to be a celeb ... sometimes not.
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Kim and Kanye The Son Also Rises
North West is gonna have a little brother to taunt, because Kim Kardashian just spilled the beans.
Kim chose the appropriate day for the reveal on social media, saying to Kanye, "Precious moments like this when we were traveling on tour with you and what I live for," adding, "You're such a good daddy to North & you will be the best daddy to our new son too!"
We had heard it was a boy for a few weeks, but Kim chose to make it official late on Father's Day.
Presumably Caitlyn Jenner will be the child's grandfather ... at least if consistency rules. But you never know.
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Tori Spelling And Dean McDermott #SummerSale … Everything Must Go
Tori Spelling and hubby Dean McDermott are clearly strapped for cash ... they spent Father’s Day unloading all their crap at a massive yard sale at their San Fernando Valley rental.
Signs were posted around their Encino neighborhood touting antiques, furniture, clothing, jewelry ... everything that's not nailed down.
We’re told McDermott handed out refreshments to the people braving the 100 degree heat and suckered in by their #SummerSale hashtag.
It’s gotta suck when you once played Donna and were the daughter of a gazillionaire.
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Bryan Cranston Resurrects Walter White at Electronic Music Festival
Bryan Cranston didn't just show up to the Electric Daisy Carnival in Las Vegas this weekend ... he brought Walter White along for the ride.
Cranston crashed the EDM festival and introduced the band Above & Beyond ... who just happened to have a song called "Walter White."
The "Breaking Bad" star growled out a few lines before ferociously dancing onstage with the group ... which he mildly regretted the next day. He wrote, "Leaving EDC—Vegas right now. Pulled an all-nighter. Old, my ass...Old, my head. Old, my feet...Happy Father's Day!"
Hail Heisenberg!
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Caitlyn Jenner My First Father's Day!!!
Caitlyn Jenner celebrated her first Father's Day with her children, and there's a lot more significance than you think.
Caitlyn's kids from all 3 ex-wives came together for the shindig at her Malibu house. Of course, it's the first time she's celebrated the holiday as a woman. Caitlyn has told her kids she will always be their dad.
But there's more. Caitlyn never celebrated Father's Day with all her kids. Kris organized Father's Day events, but the boys and Cassandra rarely went.
Now that there are no wives to organize Father's Day parties, Caitlyn -- like many single dads -- is left to her own devices. We're told Sunday's festivities were initiated by Caitlyn.
Interesting some of the Caitlyn's sons are celebrating with her daughters ... they don't really socialize together.
Whatever ... hopefully a good time was had by all.
Princess Love Ray J Gave Away MY Bentley!
Ray J's ex Princess Love lost way more than a BF when they broke up -- she lost the freakin' BENTLEY she bought with her own dough!
The "Love & Hip-Hop: Hollywood" star is calling BS on Ray J's claim that HE bought the whip for her last year. Princess was in Bev Hills -- walking, mind you -- when she claimed SHE paid for it, but Ray J jacked it back.
Princess accepts some of the blame though since she's the "dumb ass" who put the car in Ray J's company's name. But she IS pissed about what he did with it after they split.
Don't cry for her too much -- Princess is strolling into Cartier in this clip.
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Kendall to Caitlyn Happy Father's Day You're Still the Same Soul
Kendall Jenner just posted a pretty touching Father's Day shout out to Caitlyn, telling her she's always been the same person ... her hero.
Kendall says, "My whole life this soul was my daddy and just because your appearance is different now doesn't mean you were any less of a father to me my entire life."
She ended by saying, "Happy Father's Day to the person who raised me, and taught me everything I know. My hero."
Out of the mouth of babes ...
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Justin Bieber & Ruby Rose Mirror Has Two Faces ... Or Maybe Just One
Ruby Rose, meet ... Ruby Rose, or maybe it's Justin Bieber. Everyone has wanted to see this pic, to either end or fuel speculation that they may be the same person.
The two met up at Encore Beach Club in Las Vegas ... Ruby posted it on instagram.
The big question, who attracts more chicks?
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'Storage Wars' Brawl Caught on Video
10:55 PM PST -- Dan just tweeted: We're sorry Storage Wars fans! Violence is never the answer, it's not OK. We were attacked & did what anyone would do. #StopBullying
We just obtained video of the massive brawl that erupted on the "Storage Wars" set ... and it's as crazy as we first heard.
Short story ... Dan Dotson, the auctioneer, missed a bid. Producers needed to make things right, so they told Dave Hester -- a regular on the show who often bids on storage lockers -- to tell Dave about his oversight. Dan ignored Dave, so producers told Dave to persist. And that's when all hell broke loose.
The video shows how heated things got ... Laura, Dan's wife, is ballistic at Dave for knocking her to the ground.
In the end, Dave was kicked off the set and went to the hospital for a tetanus shot because Laura scratched him, drawing blood.
Production was halted. Take that, Real Housewives.
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Jill and Jessa Duggar We're ALIVE and Well
The two women who publicly acknowledge being molested as kids by their brother, Josh Duggar, surfaced Friday at an Ohio airport.
Jill Dillard and hubby Derick, along with Jessa and some guy were mum as they walked through the terminal.
They were all in town for the ALIVE Christian Music Festival in Mineral City, Ohio.
Josh had been scheduled to appear but was scrapped from the event.
Still no word on the fate of "'19 Kids and Counting," but sources connected with the network tell TMZ it's a "long longshot" it will ever see air again.