Miley Cyrus -- So You Think You Can Lap Dance?

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Miley Cyrus felt more than the beat last summer as she got downright nasty on the dance floor with a slightly older gentleman during a wrap party for a movie ... and TMZ has obtained the video.

Miley -- who was 16 at the time -- was dancing with 44-year-old Adam Shankman during a wrap party last summer in Georgia for the movie, "The Last Song." Shankman, who is openly gay, produced the movie as well as "Hairspray" and other flicks and is a judge on "So You Think You Can Dance?"

The people who shot the video say they were offended by the dirty dancing -- which included a graphic lap dance.

We're told Miley's parents were not at the wrap party. Miley's reps had no comment.

Check out the full story on TMZ TV tonight.

Lindsay Lohan -- 7AM Walk of Shame

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Lindsay Lohan emerged from a Hollywood Hills home (not her own) at 7am today -- five hours after leaving her post alcohol ed Cinco de Mayo party -- but according to her, she didn't pull an all-nighter.

Linds -- who was still wearing the same clothes as the night before -- says she caught a few z's at the house ... but she didn't say exactly how many.

Lindsay Lohan -- Post Alcohol Ed Partying

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Hours after Lindsay Lohan attended her alcohol education class, she was out again -- and this time didn't head home until around 2:30 AM.

Lohan was at Las Palmas in West Hollywood last night, where she told us her class "was good, thank you." She also has said she's "been up to par" with classes and has "about 5 left."

For her sake, it better have been -- as we previously reported, Linds hasn't attended the required number of classes as part of DUI probation and the judge could throw her in jail because of it.

Her next progress report is May 20.

Bombshell McGee: I Have 'Colored' Friends

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Michelle "Bombshell" McGee must think it's 1964 because she just tried to prove she's not a racist by saying she has a gaggle of "colored friends."

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McGee was on The Howard Stern Show this morning on Sirius XM Radio, where Howard grilled her about all things racist ... from her swastika tattoo to whether she dates outside of her race.

But the best/worst part was when she played the ole "I have too many colored friends" card ... a card that hasn't been played in decades.

Discuss.

Lindsay and Mom Party Before Deposition

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Lindsay Lohan is clearly in a better place now that her mom is in town -- actually, it's the same ol' place ... the Chateau Marmont where mother/daughter partied until 2 AM today.

If Lindsay made a beeline for home, she might get 5 or 6 hours of sleep before her deposition this morning ... if she doesn't appear this morning it will be her 3rd no-show and she'll probably lose the case.

Lindsay is being sued by passengers in a car who claim they were held hostage by LiLo during a crazy, drunken ride down Pacific Coast Highway in 2007.

Dina Lohan flew with Lindsay

yesterday to make sure she showed up this AM. Right.

The Situation Unimpressed by Obama Name-Drop

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The Situation isn't impressed by the fact Barack Obama knows who he is -- everybody does, and if you don't believe it just ask him.

The always humble "Jersey Shore" star in Miami was unimpressed that Obama name-dropped him at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Lindsay Lohan Parties Til 5 AM

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Lindsay Lohan said last night on KIIS-FM in LA, "It's not a crime to go and have fun with your friends. I actually haven't been out in over a week." And then she partied until 5 AM.

Take a look at Lindsay at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood, just one stop last night on a clubbing tour that took her to the W Hotel in Hollywood, where we're told she left at 5.

By the way ... Lindsay was partying at Chateau Marmont over the weekend.

Check out X17online for more pics of Lindsay.

'Bachelor' Bride -- Massive Diamond Uncovered

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Former "Bachelor" winner Shayne Lamas didn't just get new life partner from her quickie Vegas marriage to blogger Nik Richie -- she also got a fat ass, diamond ring!

TMZ has learned the dude behind TheDIrty.com hooked his new bride up with a post-wedding ring when they got back to L.A. -- a ring that boasted a 5 carat diamond right smack in the center.

We're told the ring -- which Nik bought from Simon G Jewelry -- is valued at more than $100k.

Kim Kardashian -- Hello Kitty Controversy

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Kim Kardashian is being ripped apart by her Twitter fans and PETA for the way she held a kitten in a photo she posted on her page -- but according to another animal rights group, it's not as bad as it seems.

We spoke to the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals L.A., who told us "It is permissible to hold a kitten by his or her scruff for a brief amount of time" ... but warns, "the manner in which Ms. Kardashian is holding the kitten could lead others to mishandle animals."

According to sources on the set of the photo shoot where the pic was taken, Kim only held the cat by the scruff for a few seconds -- and did it with the owner and a vet's consent.

We're told the cat is "doing fine."

Tiger Woods Fidgets with Digits

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Uhh ... Rachel, is that you?

Tiger Woods might want to think twice about whipping out his cell phone in public.

Not to worry, the explanation for this pic at Augusta National today has nothing to do with sexting.

Golfer Mark O'Meara -- pictured above -- says Tiger was filming Mark's putt so they could analyze his technique.

Tiger ... always quick with a tip.

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Elementary School 'Scarface' -- It Ain't Real

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That hysterical (or horrifying) version of "Scarface" making the rounds with grade school kids playing all the parts and spewing the f-word..."fudge" -- yeah, it's not an actual school play.

Instead, it's the work of director Marc Klasfeld and Rockhard Films who did the videos for Lady Gaga's "Pokerface" and Adam Lambert's "For Your Entertainment." It was produced in L.A. within the last few weeks and the audience members were a mix of cast family members, colleagues and friends.

As for Lil' Tony and his co-stars, they were selected through a casting agent known for finding child actor look-alikes for adult stars.

The fake scar was a nice touch.

NOFX Singer Banned Over Pee-Pee Stunt

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Fat Mike from the band NOFX just learned a very important lesson: You can't piss where you play ... and expect to be invited back.

TMZ has learned the rocker has officially been banned from Emo's Annex in Texas where he recently pulled that whole "you think you're drinking tequila but it's actually my urine" stunt.

A rep for Emo's tells us "Emo's does not condone Fat Mike's actions, and we do not encourage or condone any acts of stupidity that Fat Mike may perform."

Think before you drink.

Octomom's XXX Offer -- I'm Not 'Loose' Enough

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Octomom is finally opening up about why she won't be doing a porno ... and her explanation is a little ... um ... descriptive.

As we previously reported, Vivid Entertainment offered to pay the balance due on her house if she got down and dirty on tape ... but according to Octo, she's lacking one very important quality.

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Michelle McGee -- The ABCs of Racism

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This is what Jesse James' alleged mistress Michelle McGee calls putting children's block refrigerator magnets to good use.

"Go whitepower" is the message spelled out on her fridge -- for her two young sons to see.

You've got your chores, she's got hers.

McGee is in a child custody battle with her ex-husband.

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Kelly Clarkson Takes Pee Break During Concert

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Some people can hold it. Kelly Clarkson is not one of those people.

Kelly was performing in Germany on Friday night when she mysteriously disappeared from the stage during a song. The band covered for her for a bit before she finally returned. She finished the song and then admitted, "I'm really sorry, I had to pee."

Such a lady.

President Obama's Image High-Jacked for Pot Ad

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President Barack Obama is now the poster child for an upcoming pot party celebrating his first year in office. Only problem: No one asked his high-ness for permission before Photoshopping a fake joint in his mouth.

The ganja gala is set to go down this weekend in L.A. -- and according to the ad, marijuana patients are going to "celebrate Obama ending DEA raids" on weed stores.

A rep for the White House told TMZ there's a longstanding policy "disapproving of the use of the President's name and likeness for commercial purposes" -- but the rep wouldn't say if the Photoshoppin' potheads were going to face legal action over the ad.

Either way ... we're guessing the wave of paranoia that's about to engulf the tokers responsible for messing with the Most Powerful Man on the Planet will be punishment enough.