Eli Roth 'Piano Killer' Puts Bodies On The 'Chopin' Block

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Horror auteur Eli Roth's latest project will strike a chord with fans of murder, because it's a trailer for a movie about a killer who uses pianos to make people B-flat.

Okay, "The Piano Killer" isn't a real movie (yet), but the trailer will play in theaters exclusively before screenings of "Jimmy and Stiggs," the first movie from Roth's media company The Horror Section, that opens in theaters Friday, August 15.

"J&S" is an insane, over-the-top alien invasion splatter flick, which Roth describes as "'Evil Dead' if it starred Cheech and Chong." And it's the only place you can see "The Piano Killer" trailer theatrically (along with another mystery fake trailer), which by our account, contains the most realistic depiction of piano murder ever committed to film.

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BEHIND THE SCENES!!!

So be sure and check out "The Piano Killer" trailer cuz as this behind-the-scenes clip Eli sent us shows- getting crushed by a piano ain't too grand, baby.

Jessica Alba Takes Her Talents and Tan Lines to South Beach!!!

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Jessica Alba's not a basketball player, but she's bringing Heat to Miami ... looking fire in a bright red bikini that left little to the imagination.

The actress was spotted enjoying a sunny afternoon at a swimming pool with a pal earlier this week ... emerging from the water in the skimpy swimsuit that accentuated her tan lines.

Alba laid around in the shallow end of the pool too ... flaunting her tan backside, barely covered in a thong-style bikini, as she chatted with a pal.

Sydney Sweeney Billboard Says Proud Boys Love Her Genes

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11:23 AM PT -- The general manager of Weir Canyon Honda -- which owns the vandalized billboard -- tells TMZ the display has been taken down.

Members of the Proud Boys are all in on Sydney Sweeney's controversial American Eagle ad, at least according to a vandalized billboard near the City of Angels ... and it's not because of her jeans -- it's about her genes.

A billboard along an L.A.-area freeway was spotted this week with a banner that reads ... "Proud Boys love Sydney Sweeney. She has the best blue genes."

It's unclear when the banner was put up in Corona, about 40 miles east of L.A., or who exactly is behind it ...  but one local resident tells KABC-TV it makes them feel "angry, scared, disappointed."

Eddie Murphy I Got Some Rotten Movies ... But 'Norbit's' Not One Of Them!!!

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Eddie Murphy is openly admitting not every movie in his filmography is great ... but when it comes to his geeky rom-com "Norbit," he feels it earned its place in nerdcore!!!

The Hollywood legend recently sat down with Complex and came clean that his films 'Pluto Nash' and "Holy Man" were not his best work -- but he pushed back on the criticism of 2007's "Norbit."

Eddie says he wrote the film with his late brother/fellow actor Charlie Murphy, and they both approved how the film turned out.

Sydney Sweeney You Might Think I'm The Devil ... But These Jeans Were Made for Prada!!!

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Sydney Sweeney is a total jean-ius ... trading her real-life denim drama for some high-fashion fiction -- 'cause she just popped up on the set of "The Devil Wears Prada 2."

Onlookers spotted the actress stepping out of a trailer in the vicintity of Emily Blunt in rainy NYC Wednesday, rocking an oversized blue hoodie with the hood pulled over her face and casual bottoms -- clearly trying to keep things low-key between takes.

It’s unclear exactly why Sydney was going full incognito mode -- her role hadn't been officially confirmed before this sighting, so if she’s just making a cameo, she might’ve been trying to keep the catwalk under wraps a little longer.

Armie Hammer I Loved 'Marijuana Roofie-ing' People!!!

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Armie Hammer's rape allegations have not encouraged him to develop a filter ... 'cause the dude recently told a controversial joke about how much he enjoys "roofie"-ing people.

The actor made the jests on the most recent "Armie HammerTime" podcast episode ... telling his pal and former assistant, Ashton Ramsey, that he loved to smoke a ton of cannabis back in the day.

He jokes he liked to "poison" people with marijuana ... basically get them super high -- to the point where rational thought begins to break down. As Hammer puts it, he wanted to get people so high that they "can't find their feet."

Heidi Fleiss On Upcoming Biopic I Won't Watch Aubrey Play Me ... But I Love That She Is!!!

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Heidi Fleiss is over the moon that Aubrey Plaza  is playing her in an upcoming biopic ... but she's refusing to watch it because Heidi says she's not trying to go back to the past.

Fleiss also tells TMZ ... she's not involved in the yet-to-be-named biopic, which just cast Aubrey as Heidi, who became famous back in the 1990's under the nickname the "Hollywood Madam."

As you probably recall, Heidi ran an exclusive L.A.-based prostitution ring that catered to rich and prominent clients. But she was eventually arrested and convicted in state court for pandering and handed a 3-year sentence that was overturned on appeal. She was also convicted of money laundering and tax evasion in federal court and served a few years in prison before getting released in 1999.

Heidi tells us she's seen Aubrey's work in HBO's "White Lotus" franchise and feels she's a great choice to play her on the big screen and will do a spectacular job ... but she won't see what Aubrey does here, because "the past is dead" to her and she's not trying to relive her life.

Athena In 'Tomorrowland' 'Memba Her?!

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British actress Raffey Cassidy was just 13 years old when she played Athena -- the Ionic robot girl and Frank Walker's friend -- in the family/sci-fi film "Tomorrowland" back in 2015.

Raffey shared the big screen with George Clooney as the child prodigy turned inventor who's exiled from Tomorrowland, Frank Walker, Britt Robertson as the highly intelligent gal who wants to be an astronaut, Casey Newton and Hugh Laurie as the inventor and mayor of Tomorrowland, David Nix.

Other big names in the film include Tim McGraw, Judy Greer, Kathryn Hahn and Keegan-Michael Key.

Guess what she looks like now!

EMINEM DOC PREMIERE GOES BERZERK ... Surprises NYC Stans

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The real Slim Shady stood up in NYC ... making a surprise appearance at his documentary, which had fans losing themselves.

It all went down Wednesday night on The Rooftop at Pier 17, when Eminem showed up to a sold-out theater full of his stans -- fitting, since that's also the title of his newly produced documentary.

In the video .... Eminem talks about the impact his song "Stan" had on people and how he didn't realize it would be such a big deal when he was writing it.

Brad Pitt Mom Jane Etta Pitt Dead at 84

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Sad news from Brad Pitt’s family ... TMZ has learned his mom, Jane Etta Pitt, has died at the age of 84.

Sources familiar with the situation tell us Jane passed in the last day or two, and a member of the family shared a touching IG post confirming the news.

Brad was incredibly close to his mom -- she was the glue of the extended Pitt clan, famously pulling the whole family together for a huge blowout just 5 years ago.

Jane, a former family counselor, mostly kept out of the spotlight ... but she did make a few red carpet cameos by Brad’s side with her husband, William.

RIP

Dave Franco I'm Open To Playing Luigi On Big Screen

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Dave Franco is keeping an open mind about possibly playing Luigi Mangione in a potential biopic ... and it sounds like lots of folks in his life think he would be perfect for the role.

The actor was on 'Watch What Happens Live' with Andy Cohen when a fan asked him straight up whether he would play Luigi in a movie if he was offered the chance.

Dave says no one has approached him about such a role yet, but ... tons of people in his circle have raised the same possibility -- and it's actually the thing he gets asked about more than "anything else that has ever happened." Makes sense, Dave and Luigi bear a striking resemblance.

Francis Ford Coppola Medical Procedure Was Not Prompted by an Emergency

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Francis Ford Coppola is doing just fine after a hospital visit in Italy -- despite some alarming local reports ... TMZ has learned.

A source close to the 86-year-old director tells us he recently underwent a routine scheduled procedure with his physician of 30 years and is currently "resting nicely." The source says Coppola "appreciates everyone's concern."

While some outlets in Rome reported Coppola was hospitalized due to a mild cardiac arrhythmia before the procedure, we're told that's not true, and no emergency occurred.

Pam Anderson & Liam Neeson Lip Balm Lovers On Live TV

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Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson have been slowly letting their low-key romance all hang out, which just accelerated in a touching moment of PDA on live TV ... dropping hints about their fast-developing relationship.

Liam and Pam were guests on "Watch What Happens Live" Sunday night when the two stars shared an intimate moment -- involving lip balm -- while seated next to each other alongside host Andy Cohen.

Check out the video ... Pam, Liam and Andy are talking about Pam's skincare brand, Sonsi Skin, and Pam pulls out some of her signature lip balm. Pam applies the product to her lower lip, then reaches over and offers it to Liam, who is more than happy to lean in and have Pamster put some gloss on his kisser!

Sydney Sweeney Heckler Blasts Her For 'Racist' Ad ... During 'Americana' Premiere

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Sydney Sweeney can't shake all the drama surrounding her controversial American Eagle ad ... 'cause she got heckled at her latest movie premiere Sunday night.

The actress rolled up in a black SUV to the "Americana" premiere at Desert 5 Spot in Hollywood — only to be heckled by some lady as she stepped out.

Check out the video, obtained by TMZ ... Sydney -- dressed like a princess in a pale yellow gown -- is being led by security from the SUV to the theater's entrance.

'Memba When The Dog From 'The Artist' Bit Our Boss?!

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We're gonna give you a little insider info here -- there's never a dull moment at the TMZ office, but some days can be pretty ruff!

Way back in 2012, our top dog Harvey Levin met the pooch who portrayed Jack in "The Artist" and appealed to the Academy to let the canine performer attend its annual Awards Ceremony -- before being bitten when he tried to pet the four-legged actor!

"The Artist" won plenty of awards that night, including Best Picture and Best Actor, and yeah, the pup got his time on the red carpet ... and we're sure he got plenty of treats that night!

Check Out The Cast Of The Three Original 'Naked Gun' Movies!

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The new version of "The Naked Gun" is here, and Liam Neeson's introducing Lt. Frank Drebin to a new generation of fans ... but ya can't forget about the three gut-busting original movies in the series!

The Leslie Nielsen-led film series, which was adapted from the "Police Squad!" television show, featured plenty of hilarious moments, which included witty wordplay, stuffed beavers, and giant guns -- assembled by none other than O.J. Simpson!

And we promise you, not one of us will rest one minute until you check out this gallery ... now let's get a bite to eat!