It's simply unthinkable. After hundreds of man hours of scrutiny, the research is in ... and
Megan Fox may have a Megan flaw -- her
thumbs!
There's a buzz her two
thumbs are disproportionate -- compared to her hands. Some people are saying she has a clubbed thumbnail ... others say the thumb is too short. Look at the pics and judge for yourself.
Every male photographer in New England hightailed it to JFK in NY last night -- because the one and only
Megan Fox decided to come in for a landing.

The blindingly hot actress, who already has 7 tats, told us she ain't done yet -- she's going for a sleeve! Stay classy.
Shawn Johnson,
Derek Fisher,
Tyler Perry -- stalkers are all the rage these days, and
Tyrese Gibson is now a card carrying member of the club.

A woman named "Patricia" has allegedly been overzealously Tweeting the soon-to-be-divorced "Transformers" star, saying "Now that your wife is finally out of the picture Daddy, it's my turn" -- and, according to him, it's now become a legal matter.
We asked Tyrese about the situation last night, and he didn't hold back -- "She's every bit of crazy and Looney Tunes."
Apparently the condition of wanting to lick
Megan Fox has spread ... to Megan Fox.

Shia LaBeouf, in trouble again and this time it's really serious. TMZ has learned he's been arrested for suspicion of DUI.
Law enforcement sources tell us LaBeouf was involved in a car accident at about 3:00 AM at the corner of La Brea and Fountain in Hollywood. We're told Shia made a left turn in front of another car and the two collided, causing Shia's car to roll.
Paramedics were called to the scene and both parties were taken to a local hospital, but no major injuries were sustained.
LaBeouf was placed under arrest on suspicion of felony DUI after we're told he exhibited "outward signs" of intoxication at the scene.
UPDATE: We now have more info. A law enforcement source tells TMZ deputies are at the hospital right now, checking on the injuries of the victim and Shia. If the victim's injuries are serious, Shia will be booked on suspicion of felony DUI. If the injuries are minor, Shia will be cited and released on misdemeanor DUI.
Stay tuned
"Transformers" star and Hollywood hottie Shia LaBeouf gave Malibu beachgoers a little treat over the weekend -- a tasty helping of skin!
This time he's smokin' ... hot!

The 21-year-old actor, who's rumored to be dating R&B sensation Rihanna, was sporting some major flesh -- definitely a side of him that should be shown more often. Surely he had no problem finding someone to help him apply a little sunblock.
The box-office smash "Transformers" has been, er, retooled -- into a group of sexually reassigned crimefighters called The TransGenders! Zarf, is that you?!
Brooklyn director/writer/performer Greg Scarnici, the biological man behind the hysterical Beyonce and Fergie music video parodies, has turned his wigged-out talents toward the summer blockbuster, creating a trailer for "The TransGenders" movie -- that does not exist!
Watch as the "he/shes in disguises" take their estrogen and fight "the evil forces of the Republicans" -- without the help of Janice Dickinson, Donatella Versace ... or even Courtney Love!
Former Fugee Wyclef Jean and supermodel Petra Nemcova were grinding all over the dance floor at Club PM in NY's Meatpacking District. It was club owner Unik Ernest's birthday party/launch of his charity --
Edeyo -- a foundation to aid impoverished children in Haiti.
"American Idol" sex kitten Kat McPhee lubed up her lovely legs for a
Victoria's Secret Beauty Candy Store photo shoot. Sweet!
Trunktabulous Kim Kardashian hopped out of her white Range Rover to eat at
eat. on sunset while stepbrother Brody Jenner was hangin' loose at Les Deux. Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis was also taking up space at the Euro-lounge. He actually got in!
"Transformers" screened (finally!) during the L.A. Film Festival -- star Tyrese Gibson and director Michael Bay stopped by the after party at Winston's. As he left the party, "Desperate Housewives" hunk Josh Henderson revealed that he and former flame Paris Hilton have been "MySpacing."
Check out all the big-ass action in today's "is that thing real?" edition of bicoastal Star Catcher!
Summer hottie alert! Megan Fox is lookin' good -- and Maxim agrees.

The southern belle was ranked #18 on the Maxim Hot 100 of 2007 list. The titillating starlet, seen here at a press conference in Seoul for "Transformers," is now 21 -- and engaged to former "Beverly Hills, 90210" hunk Brian Austin Green, 33. For now.
Fox went from bossy biatch in "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" (with rehabalicious LiLo), to smokin' hot leading lady in "Transformers." Look at her now! Oh, and if you're wondering, her tattoo says "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies." It's a quote from Shakespeare's "King Lear."

Regardless of how well the upcoming "Transformers" movie does -- the real news is Optimash Prime -- and Mr. Potato Head.
The folks over at Hasbro have transformed Mr. Potato Head into the ultimate robot leader. The
Optimash Prime action figure, like all of his Potato Head brethren, comes with mix-and-match pieces -- even a sweet Magnum P.I. moustache! Nothing strikes fear into the electronic soul of a Decepticon like a bad moustache!
Now all we need is a Megatater Decepticon for ultimate spud-on-spud warfare.

Former party queen
Tara Reid has been officially dethroned. The former "Taradise" star was humiliated in front of a crowd of eager partygoers when she was denied entry into an ultra-trendy Hollywood club. Adding insult to injury, as the defeated actress waited on the sidewalk, former BFF
Paris Hilton breezed past her and right into the club with her new gal pal, Kim Kardashian. Oh Snap!