Kim Kardashian's BIG ASS GOOD GENES OR GOOD DOCS?

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Kim Kardashian's backside is a growing sensation.

Here's a 26-year-old version of the budding sex-tape tush in a polyester little black dress back in 2006 (left) and 9 years later -- a 34-year-old version of the reality rump in a pair of industrial strength mom jeans arriving at an L.A. studio Monday (right).

THE end!

The question is ...

20 Cake-Tastic Coco Photos To Celebrate Her Birthday

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What do you get Instagram's reigning Ass Queen for her birthday? All your #WomanCrushWednesday love, of course.

In honor of Coco's 35th birthday, take a look at her 20 hottest shelf shots!

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Matt Stafford's Fiancee BACHELORETTE PARTY ... Suns Out, Buns Out

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It's 48 degrees and cloudy in Detroit ... so Matt Stafford's future wife hit Vegas for her bachelorette party -- and proved her ass can hang with the best of 'em!!!

Kelly Hall and her gal pals hit the pool party at Wet Republic at the MGM Grand ... where she did some bikini crowdsurfing ... bikini cheerleading ... and other bikini-clad activities -- under the 85 degree Vegas sun.

The Detroit Lions quarterback and his college sweetheart got engaged last year ... and they famously broke the news at a Cold Stone Creamery.

Now, the wedding is right around the corner -- hopefully, the reception will be half as much fun a the bachelorette party!!

Coco She Twerks Hard For the Money ... To Sell Lingerie Line

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Coco is now slanging lingerie ... and she's wearing the barely there bodywear in a new twerk video to prove it's the go-to underwear for strippers nationwide.

Ice T's wife is now the face of Cocolicious Lingerie -- launching at the end of the month -- and dropped this slo-mo video of her ass jiggling to show off her thong's bounceability.

Coco says she intends for her XXX gear to be worn out in public ... not just in the bedroom. Based on this video, we suggest you DON'T follow her advice -- but God bless anyone who does.

Lindsay Lohan Baby Got Back ... Courtesy of Photoshop

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Lindsay Lohan is as good at Photoshop as she is community service -- not very.

LiLo posted a photo of herself striking an awkward pose, standing in front of a door. If you look closely ... you can see she altered the pic around the ass area, presumably to make it look more robust.

Lindsay captions the pic with an admission ... she cropped out her dogs because she didn't like the way they looked.

Hey, poor Photoshop skills is better than dropping the N-word any day.

Hot Brazilian Model Beach Football ... In a Thong

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Here's hot Brazilian model Natalia Borges playing some beach football in Miami Beach ... with her NYC nightclub honcho fiance Michael Satsky.

Love the uniform.

Kim Kardashian Nothing Says 'Thank You' Like My Ass in a Thong

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Major props to Kim Kardashian's Instagram minions -- because without them ... you wouldn't be staring at her bare ass cheeks right now.

Kim uploaded a shot of herself sporting a thong -- ass-side up, of course -- to her Instagram account to celebrate reaching 27 million followers.

For what it's worth ... it appears to be a throwback pic, since Kim was in London Wednesday night (for the Brit Awards) -- we're doubting she packed swimwear.

There. Don't say she never did anything for you.

Khloe It's Kardashian Ass Season Again

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With most of the country still suffering through a brutal winter, Khloe Kardashian ushered in Kardashian butt season Wednesday in Beverly Hills by sporting a pair of see-through yoga pants.

If the past is any indication, you can expect Kim, Kendall, Kourtney and even young Kylie to follow suit ... because one Kardashian butt is like a signal to all Kardashian butts to come out and play.

Nature is a glorious thing.

Wiz Khalifa Blunts & Strippers Do a Daddy Good

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Amber Rose wouldn't let Wiz Khalifa throw a birthday party with their kid -- according to Wiz -- so he settled for a wild party with strippers.

According to our strip club sources -- and these photos we obtained -- Wiz was droppin hundos Monday night alongside Snoop Dogg and Ty Dolla $ign at L.A.'s Ace Of Diamonds.

We're told the crew let tens of thousands slip through the g-string adorned cracks that night.

This probably won't help Wiz win his war with Amber -- or earn him a parent of the year award.

Then again ... strippers' kids gotta eat too.

Ex-WWE Star Chyna Twerking Up a Storm And It's Not Good

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This is not going to make twerking cool again -- in fact, former WWE star Chyna put the final nail in the dance craze's coffin.

Chyna dropped the video on her social media channels claiming one of her fans requested the twerk session ... and she was happy to oblige.

The only problem? Well, take a look ... think, mom from Orange County who just watched a Miley Cyrus music video.

If you don't believe us, watch her fall off the wall while getting creative.

Taraji P. Henson Cookie's Cakes Are 100% for REAL [TMZ TV]

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When Taraji P. Henson flashed dat ass on "Empire" there was a lot of talk she might have artificially enhanced her goodies for the scene. Well one our photos got the low low straight from TPH!

And we shoulda known ... Cookie don't play when it comes to cake.

S.I. Swimsuit Model Rock Climbing In a Thong ... For Insane Shoot

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It ain't just standing around and smiling ... the super hot models in the Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition had to bust their perfectly sculpted asses for those iconic shots ... and we've got footage of the women in action.

The rock climbing ... the sand storms ... the punishing waves ... it was all captured by "SI: The Making of Swimsuit 2015" ... a 5-part series that will air this weekend on Travel Channel.

It's pretty crazy stuff -- you see all of the challenges that smokin' hot models like Gigi Hadid, Hannah Davis and the rest of the crew had to overcome to get those perfect shots.

Plus, have you ever seen a model rock climb in a thong bikini before?

Didn't think so.

Vida Guerra Hey Derek Jeter ... I'm the Hottest GF You Ever Had

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Before Hannah Davis ... Minka Kelly ... Jessica Biel, Alba, Minnillo, Lima, etc. ... there was Vida Guerra -- and now she's on a mission to prove she's Derek Jeter's hottest ex.

Guerra (40) -- who shot to fame as an ass model -- tells TMZ Sports she respects Hannah Davis (24) and likes her S.I. Swimsuit Edition cover, but wanted to "respond" with a sexy shoot of her own.

Hence the photos you see before you.

"Hannah is Derek's type for sure, he's always liked tall girls ... but she was like seven when him and I dated," Guerra says.

"Curves are in -- and I have all of those."

#Truth

Caroline Wozniacki Serves Up Smokin' Hot Bod ... In SI Swimsuit Edition

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Hey Rory ... you seein' this?

Check out these pics of tennis superstar Caroline Wozniacki -- featured in her very own spread in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

It seems Wozniacki's really let loose since golfer Rory McIlroy broke off their engagement last year -- she's been on several girls-only trips with her BFF Serena Williams ... and started posting all sorts of hot bikini selfies.

And now she's upped her game in the new SI pics ... even showing off her ass.

Caroline isn't the only athlete in the mag -- UFC badass Ronda Rousey also got a spread.

Stay tuned for those, but in the meantime ...

Madonna Ass Cheeks Out ... Squeeze 'Em Easy!

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Madonna's ass probably couldn't make it in a Nicki Minaj video these days ... but that's not stopping her from exposing it like it's 1992 again.

The 56-year-old arrived at Staples Center for the Grammys in a sexy matador outfit, and decided to get medieval on photogs -- by hiking up her dress and showing off her aging cheeks.

Later on stage, her butt took on a bunch of half naked masked men with horns.

She keeps getting older, but her ass is ... also getting older. She just hides it well.

Amber Rose vs. Kim Kardashian Who'd You Rather? (Rearview Edition)

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On the left we have Amber Rose, jet-skiing earlier this week in Miami ... while on the right we have Kim Kardashian, putting her ample backside to good use while vacationing in Thailand last year.

The question is ...