Audrina Moving Out? Hill No!

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Audrina from"The Hills" may be catty but she's not homeless!

Reports swirled yesterday saying the reality star was moving out of LC's pad, after moving vans were spotted outside the house they share. But TMZ has learned that the moving vans were for prop furniture for a photo shoot Lauren was doing. Apparently everything "The Hills" girls do is fake.

It turns out Audrina wasn't even home at the time.

Dane Cook Shih Tzu Happens

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A jury is about to decide if Dane Cook lets his dog s**t where he lives.

Cook's landlord is in court trying to evict him because his chihuahua mix -- named Beast -- had been pooping with abandon in the common areas of the building.

Dane still lives in the West Hollywood apartment. Sources say he was warned three times to pick up after Beast, but the dog still allegedly uses the common area as his own craperia. We're told the landlord has video of the B.M.

The landlord's lawyer tells us the only problem they have with Dane is the dog. We're hearing that it was Dane who pushed for this jury trial -- not the building.

Dane is in court right now, ready for what could be the first "not my poop" defense.

We're in court. Stay tuned.

Linda Hogan Can't Even Call 911 Right

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It takes a special kind of person to call 911 and get reprimanded by the operator who is trying to help you. Linda Hogan is just that special.

Hulk's soon-to-be ex called the cops back on May 22, claiming the Hulkster was camped outside her house, when a court order -- she claims -- prevented him from doing so. According to the police report, Linda was leaving her house when she spotted Hulk driving towards it -- so she decided to follow him!

So when she called 911, and explained she was following the man she claimed was harassing her, the 911 operator scolded her, saying, "Ma'am, ma'am -- stop following him!" And it gets better ...

Stop Us If You Heard This Before DMX Arrested!

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DMX was busted again this morning at his home in Arizona -- and the sheriffs tell us he barricaded himself in his bedroom when they came to get him!

DMX was arrested at 3:00 AM at his home in Cave Creek on seven misdemeanor counts of animal cruelty and four felony drug possession charges. During a search of his home, cops found more than they bargained for -- including a number of weapons and drugs, as well as five pit bull puppies -- and filed additional charges against him.

According to Sheriff Arpaio, DMX attempted to barricade himself in his bedroom at the time of the search warrant but eventually came out, offered no further resistance, and was booked. And how's this for weird? The dogs were taken to the First Avenue Jail, where they will remain under the care of female inmates.

Heidi's Pad Nothing But Pussies and Peckers

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Heidi Fleiss moved out of the Nevada home she's been renting, leaving behind damage that makes it look like Jack Hanna had been living there!

Fleiss packed up three weeks ago, but left behind her two cats and a ton of damage done to the place ... by her parrots. The owner estimates the repairs are around $30k. Maybe Heidi can work it off!

Heidi had been renting the house in Nye County for the past 2 1/2 years, paying $1,000 a month in rent. Things were so bad at the house, the county and several neighbors sent the owner letters telling her to clean up the place.

Calls to Heidi's manager and lawyer were not immediately returned.

Neighbors to McCartney: STFU!

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Jesse McCartney is the perfect neighbor -- if you're a vampire!

J-Mac's neighbors are pissed about the former boybander's parties -- they don't get going until 2:30 in the frickin' morning and they last all night. A notice was sent around the neighborhood that calls out Jesse by name and tells people to call 911 when things get out of control.

We're told cops have busted up several of the 20-year-old's ragers, but no charges have been filed.

But really, who didn't see this coming? We got a photo of Jesse back in 2006 -- when he was 18!!! -- boozin' it up in a Hollywood club. The signs were there, people!

Did 'Top Model' Troop Trash Tribeca Loft?

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The bitchy beauties of "America's Next Top Model" made a pricey Manhattan loft their personal romper room, according to a new report, causing $500K in damage -- and supposedly reneging on a $125K settlement deal.

TMZ just spoke to two residents of 39 Lispenard Street, and they confirmed that the place was "trashed," and that the management company has had "serious" problems with their not-so-model neighbors.

Earlier, the New York Post reported that the 14 girls splattered "ketchup and coffee" all over the walls, damaged a $15,000 chandelier "beyond repair" and caused $90,000 of damage to a store below. What's more, according to the Post, the crew "punched hundreds of holes in the ceiling" and tore up the Brazilian wood floors.

TMZ tried to contact the landlord, Michael Marvisi, who's threatening to sue, but he couldn't be reached. We also called the CW and Tyra Banks' rep, but they had no comment.

Frankie Muniz: Real Estate Mogul or Muck-Up?

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Lil' Frankie Muniz has made some big real estate deals in the past. Since he was a teen he's been buying and selling property, but TMZ is told that Muniz may not be a real estate prodigy in terms of making a profit. Life's unfair!

The "Malcolm in the Middle" star has just listed his 1,972 square foot, five bedroom and four bathroom Hollywood Hills home for sale -- and according to the LA Times it's going for a little under $3.9 million dollars. But property records indicate Muniz purchased the house in January of 2006 for almost $3.5 mil. According to TMZ's sources, Muniz did "extensive upgrades" on the home. Unless he was in the Home Depot do-it-yourself section, the gain from this property may not be as much as Frankie's pockets would like.

And by the way, he will still have to pay a real estate commission -- which could amount to several thousand dollars. Well, there's always that race car driving hobby -- that's more realistic!

Spears Charged with Brit and Run

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Britney Spears has been charged with one count of hit and run causing property damage and one count of driving without a valid California license. Both charges are misdemeanors, each carrying a maximum of 6 months in jail.

The charges stem from an August 6 incident in L.A. where Spears was in a private parking lot in the San Fernando Valley.

The Los Angeles City Attorney filed charges this afternoon.

Spears' arraignment is set for October 10.

The City Attorney sent Spears a letter notifying her of the charges. That letter was mailed today.

The victim filed a police report at the LAPD North Hollywood Division on August 9 and filed a report.

After leaving her lawyer's office, Britney went to a home in Bel Air.

A neighbor says the home is owned by a nurse. Ding dang, y'all, we don't know why she was there. After that, she went to a pet store in Malibu. We'll post that video tomorrow.

Applegate and Hubby Officially Dunzo

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"Married With Children" star Christina Applegate has finalized her divorce with that cute guy from the Tom Hanks movie, court papers show today.

According to documents, Applegate gets control of bank accounts totaling $4.3 million, the couple's two homes, a 2006 Mercedes and all interest in Moolah Productions, Inc. -- whatever that is.

That cute guy from the Tom Hanks movie (aka Johnathon Schaech) receives control of bank accounts totaling $1.5 million, a 2001 Mercedes, and a cement Buddha currently in Applegate's possession.

Better be one helluva Buddha.

Billy Ray Cyrus Crappy Neighbor?

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Country music star Billy Ray Cyrus's neighbors are stinkin' mad over having to deal with all his crap -- literally!

Sources in Cyrus' Toluca Lake, Calif. neighborhood tell TMZ that ever since the 46-year-old moved into his multi-million dollar home two months ago, he's been letting his hound take huge, giant dumps -- on their lawns! We're told this is a continuing problem, since "Hannah Montana's" dad walks his dog every night. Achy breaky fart!

According to Cyrus' rep, Billy Ray is fanatical about curbing his dog and this must have been an isolated incident. When we contacted Billy Ray himself, his only comment was "The more you stomp in sh*t, the more it stinks." Smell that!

And even though the dog may have gone down on the lawn, Cyrus' new album "Home at Last" is going up up up the charts. Bow wow wow.

"Home Improvement" Star's House -- A Real S**thole

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Once you get past the smell of s**t and piss, and cryptic messages spray-painted everywhere and massive holes smashed into the walls, Taran Noah Smith's former home isn't really that bad ......yeah, right.

TMZ got video of the house today -- the place Smith called home until the bank foreclosed on the property 10 days ago. The 4 bedroom/4 bath house is located in the L.A. suburb of Sherman Oaks. The wreckage inside is breathtaking.

The words "Please view this lesson in finality" were scrawled on one of the walls. Bitter, party of one! The real estate tear-sheet on the house reads, "Absolutely the worst house in a prime location," offered for a cool $1.149 mil!

Smith recently divorced his wife, who is sixteen years his senior. Smith's lawyer told TMZ he doesn't think his client did all the damage, adding, "You can thank his golddigging ex-wife for the debacle he's in."

Paris Hilton Free Woman

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TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton has not only had her sentence cut short, she is already out of jail!

Unimpeachable sources tell TMZ the deal was sealed yesterday, and that Hilton made her exit early early this morning.

She was originally sentenced to 45 days in jail, but that was reduced to 23. She served a total of five days -- the normal stay for a violation of this kind. Her five days began Sunday night and concluded early Thursday morning.

The L.A. County Sheriff's Department will hold a news conference in an hour to discuss what went down.

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LA County Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore says that Paris Hilton has been fitted for an ankle bracelet and put under house arrest for the next 40 days, after authorities decided to release Paris from jail due to medical reasons. She got out of jail just after 2:00 AM.

Whitmore says he cannot release details about Paris' "medical issue" due to confidentiality, but said that medical officials "constantly examined" her while she was in jail.

Paris will be under house confinement in her West Hollywood home for 40 days. After the 40 days are up, Whitmore says she will have "fulfilled her debt to society."

Whitmore made it clear that Paris was not released early -- she was reassigned. She is technically still in custody.

Snoop Dogg Slangin' His Crib

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It ain't cheap avoiding the pokey. TMZ has learned that Calvin Broadus (aka Snoop Dogg), is selling his mansion in Claremont, Calif. for an icy $2 million.

The property comes fully loaded, with 8 bedrooms, 5.5 bathrooms and 6,500 square feet of living space. With marble floors, a gourmet chef's kitchen, home theater, recording studio, pool, spa, and a tennis/basketball court, it's everything an indicted rapper could ever hope to unload to pay legal bills.

The sale comes on the heels of DoggFather's various legal issues. As TMZ first reported, Snoop was arrested several times in the last year, including pinches in Los Angeles, Orange County and London. Last week, the multi-arrestee was sentenced to five years of formal probation and 800 hours of community service, resulting from felony gun and marijuana charges.

Lance Bass Goat Lover

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Lance Bass has taken cheap labor to a new level by having a small herd of goats clear brush from his yard.

But it wasn't cost that led him to fill his yard with goats for almost a week. According to Lance's MySpace blog, "Great Grazing" is "an enviromentally safe way of clearing out brush" to prevent fires. Lance got a kick out of watching the goats graze on his land. Some people spend Thanksgiving with a turkey, Lance spent his with 14 goats!

"Those suckers can eat!" wrote Lance.

Malcolm In the Middle of a Real Estate Deal

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Tired of his 3800 sq. ft., $4 million bachelor pad in the Hollywood Hills, "Malcolm in the Middle" star Frankie Muniz has decided to upgrade his shack.

TMZ has obtained exclusive footage of 20-year-old Muniz on the hunt for his dream house, which would take him out of his star-studded neighborhood (Keanu Reeves, Tobey Maguire), and drop the syndie-rich elf into a $12 million cliffside property set high above Los Angeles.

With breathtaking views and ultra-lush landscaping, Frankie's potential palace comes pre-pimped. The 9000 sq. ft. property includes four gargantuan bedrooms, seven baths, a state-of-the-art gym, a garage the size of a church parking lot, and its own nightclub!

Frankie's current place isn't exactly shabby. The 4 bedroom, 4.5 bath pad has a fire-ringed Jacuzzi. Plus, he's already set up the master bedroom with a huge mirror above the bed. Hey, look at me, I'm shtupping!

Frankie's real estate adventure will debut on "Fabulous Life Presents: Really Rich Real Estate," premiering on VH1, November 13 at 10 PM.