Fights

TMZ caught the reality-TV stars outside Vice Thursday night, where a guy in their entourage got into a fight with another clubgoer who called him a "f**king f*g." The Ollies got into the screaming match, with one of them (it's hard to tell them apart) flipping the guy the bird as they drove off. This is real class, folks.

Also, outside of Hyde last night, two random girls started going off on the Ollies -- who were nowhere in sight. Calling them "dirty ass whores," after hitting on our hot cameraman, Schliz.

Sharon Osbourne wants Courtney Love to stay the hell away from her -- and her son Jack! Sharon accuses Courtney of plying little Jackie with OxyContin when he was just 15.

TMZ has confirmed that Sharon did, in fact, make the shocking allegation to the Daily Mirror (UK). "I will never have time for Courtney Love. She was the first person to give my son Jack the prescription drug OxyContin," she tells the tab. "There's not a shadow of doubt in my mind about that." Osbourne didn't divulge details of Courtney's alleged drug-pushing, though in 2003, Jack was admitted to a hospital for Oxy addiction, but has been drug-free ever since.

TMZ has learned that the Las Vegas Police Department is on the hunt for Kid Rock after he allegedly "clocked" Tommy Lee at the MTV VMAs in Las Vegas Sunday night.

According to security at the Palms Hotel, where the awards took place, the LVMPD has asked for Rock's room number at the hotel and any leads they might have regarding his current whereabouts.

Details as to what started the fight are still sketchy, but an eyewitness at the awards tells TMZ that "Tommy got it pretty bad."

Both Kid and Lee were escorted out of the awards by Palms security moments after the altercation, caught on camera by Reuters photographer Steven Marcus, took place.

TMZ has learned that Palms owner George Maloof was questioned by police, who was overheard telling cops, "I have no idea."

According to the AP, rap producer Rich Nice was an eyewitness. He says that although Kid Rock threw the only punch that landed, it was Tommy Lee who started the fight. "It looked like Tommy Lee initiated it because Kid Rock was ignoring him," said Nice, who was two tables away. "And Tommy Lee kind of antagonized him. And then when Tommy Lee stood up, it looked a little weird, like 'Yo, what?"'

TMZ was in the courtroom when it all went down, and Judge Melissa Jackson slammed Foxy's pleas for mercy, calling her a "great actress," and saying that if this were the first time she'd apologized, she might be believable, but not now. We're told that Foxy was visibly distraught by the verdict, and her mother refused to talk to reporters outside. Foxy originally was sentenced to the probation after an assault on two employees at a nail salon in Manhattan.

Outside the courtroom, cops from New Jersey -- where she allegedly lied to cops about her birthdate and state of residence -- told TMZ that she got what she deserved. Interesting note: if she serves the full term, Foxy will give birth in prison.

What in the hell are they serving in drinks at nightclubs, anyway?! Let's get ready to rummmmble!

TMZ spotted a couple of hot messes screaming up a s**tstorm last night, and while we have no idea what the fight was about, it's damn fun to watch!

The highlight -- one train wreck stealing the other's purse and dumping the contents all over the concrete. "Gimme dis wallet!"

The attacker was fuming because her picture had been taken, and fought wildly -- despite her friend's valiant attempts to pry her hands off the peaceful pap's electronics. The girl's persistent appendages caught the photog in some of those "hard to reach" areas -- warranting a visit by the local five-O.

The friend was handcuffed first and left to steam in the backseat of the cruiser, until the attacker was finally 'cuffed, wailing, "because they took some pictures of me!"

The commotion causing cadets were eventually let go.

Ne-Yo explained that he wrote 6 to 8 songs intended for Spears, which she loved, but once she shaved her head and went into rehab, all contact was lost as Britz didn't return calls. In the meantime, Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger listened to the songs and purchased two of them. That's what we call a "jack move," folks! Ne-Yo now claims Brit-Brit is a little upset -- because he sold Nicole songs intended for her. Ya snooze, ya lose y'all!

A huge fight broke out in front of Teddy's last night, where it took four bouncers to calm down a group of knuckle knockin' party people. When the dust settled, the "Jackass" star showed up to give some post-fight commentary -- including a 5-second long hyena cackle.

Steve-O claims he's been recording a rap album, but perhaps he should stick to what he knows best -- attending the school of hard Knoxvillle.

Ever wonder what it's really like for high profile socialites in prison? "Paris and Nicole Go to Jail" presents a very x-rated version of the celebulites' jail hijinks. The new porn from Venom Digital Media shows the two pokey pals -- played by seasoned thespians Sindee Jennings and Aubrey Addams -- finding "that life is different on the inside, and at first have trouble adapting, but soon learn how to get things in prison by becoming friendly with the warden, the guards, the inmates."

Fans of the fearsome twosome can watch their porn doubles get it on behind bars this September.

Stuntman Anthony Angelotti is aaaaarghuing with Walt Disney and the producers of "Pirates of the Caribbean" over injuries he allegedly sustained while working on the film. Sue me down!

As reported in the L.A. Times yesterday, Angelotti recently sued Disney for injuries he claims he suffered while working on the "Pirates" sequels, "Dead Man's Chest" and "At World's End" as Johnny Depp's stunt double. During a performance of the "human yo-yo stunt," says Angelotti, he sustained serious injuries to his pelvis, legs and bladder. The stunt simulates a fall from 80 feet. Worse than walking the plank!

TMZ has exclusively obtained a copy of the lawsuit, which alleges that Disney failed to properly supervise and carry out the "human yo-yo" and as a result, Angelotti's endured physical and emotional pain, as well as lost wages and work. Man overboard! The case goes to court this December. Arrrrrgggggggghhhh!

Boobtastic "Hills" princess Heidi Montag struck out against former BFF Lauren Conrad in an interview with Philadelphia radio station Q102 yesterday. The pneumatic blonde and her attention-whoring fiance Spencer Pratt lashed out against Conrad, report Us Weekly. Said Montag, of her former friend and roomie, "I think it's really pathetic that she's so obsessed with my life and my relationship. I think she needs to concentrate on something else, it's sad." Pot calling kettle much?

Then Montag quashed any hope of a reconciliation by saying "I never could be friends with a low-life like that."

Perez Hilton has thrown down the digital gauntlet and dared Gummi Bear to find out which of them can chow down the most hotdogs -- is this kosher?

The Queen says he's going to be outside of Kitson on Robertson Blvd., Thursday at 5:00 PM, where they'll see which of the two bloated loudmouths can run a mile and then down the most dogs. There she blows!

Perez has asked TMZ boss Harvey Levin to officiate, and he has agreed -- on the condition that they eat only Hebrew National dogs. No word yet from Team Gummi.

After Britney's exit cleared the area outside the Hollywood club, a pack of fierce fighters were foaming at the mouth to lay the smackdown on one unfortunate girl -- ferociously punching her head, pulling on her weave and exposing her jiggly bits to the cheering crowd. Hollywood is just teeming with lovely women!

It's a delightful and classy clientele out in Hollywood!

Update: According to at least one reader of PinkIsTheNewBlog, the melee started when one of the ladies yelled "whore" at Britney Spears and screamed "go back home to your babies," as she pulled out of the Les Deux parking lot -- and the other women got into it to defend Brit's honor!

Say it isn't so! Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis' hard-partying, firecrotch-calling ways have finally caught up with him. Page Six reports that Davis' wealthy oil family is so disgusted by his behavior that they've financially cut him off.

Greasy Bear's been asking friends for funds to stay afloat, but these days, many of them, including Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos, aren't calling him back. Oh, how the Greasy Bear has fallen!

The oily heir has reportedly holed up in Miami with one of his few remaining pals, music producer Scott Storch.

Britney Spears falls in love with dogs just about as quickly as she falls in love with men, y'all. Brit-Brit picked up a new Yorkie puppy yesterday after walking into a Bel Air pet store and spending less than a half hour with the pup. Take that, Jason Alexander!

The pop trainwreck plunked down a cool $3K for the pooch, who, reports People, has been named London. Also new to the Brit menagerie of weird and wacky animals: a parakeet she picked up last month.

Crabby Simon Cowell weighed in on the ongoing feud between Kelly Clarkson and Sony/BMG boss Clive Davis -- and he's firmly in the Davis camp. Clarkson and Davis butted heads over Clarkson's newest album -- with a catty Kelly saying to Davis, "You're 80, you're not supposed to like my album."

Cowell fired back in Davis' defense, telling EXTRA "Clive Davis at 80 is better than 99 percent of the people in the music business in their 20s, 30s and 40s ... and he's not 80 ... [Davis] is the boss of the record company, and it's his job to advise."

The fight began after two random jerks decided to act as Rumer Willis' bodyguards as she made her way out of Skybar and then allegedly got violent with paparazzi. According to witnesses on scene, one of the men allegedly tripped a photographer who was attempting to take pix of the star. As the stunned shutterbug got up and tried to identify the culprit, we're told another friend of the wannabe-bodyguards grabbed the photog by the head and slammed him to the ground head first, knocking him out and causing convulsions.

TMZ cameras caught sound of the attack and the immediate aftermath. You see another photog got nuts on the evildoers with his fists. Cops arrived shortly after and the man who allegedly slammed the photog to the ground were arrested.

The snapper was rushed to a hospital, where he was treated for three cracked ribs, a possibly dislocated shoulder and a concussion.

Madden allegedly stormed over to Pratt's table, where he was lunching with his future Mrs., Heidi Montag, and screamed, "you've been talking s**t about my girl!" before, claims Pratt, Madden -- who was there with pregnant girlfriend Nicole Richie -- had to be forcibly separated and removed.