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Khloe Kardashian is doing everything within her power to hide her baby bump, but apparently she didn't have the power to walk to her plane.

Khloe showed up at LAX Friday wearing oversized layers of clothing as she hopped on a golf car that brought her right to her jet ... avoiding a long walk and the throngs who undoubtedly would have taken a slew of pics and asked for autographs.

She's doing everything possible to shield the evidence from photogs ... in fact, she hasn't acknowledged she's even having a baby.

Nick Nolte looks like he had a rough Friday out in Malibu ... but actually it's just how he rolls.

The famed actor was out getting a bite with daughter Sophie and multi-tasking by jawboning on the phone.

The pic reminds us of Nick's famous 2002 DUI arrest, where he almost single-handedly brought back the "Magmum, P.I." Hawaiian shirt.

Either Jay-Z's feeling a little nostalgic, or he and Beyonce just wanted to have a good laugh on his birthday ... by striking a pose in an NYC elevator.

Mr. and Mrs. Carter hit up Angelika Film Center & Cafe Monday night as they celebrated Jay's 48th -- and on their way out rode an elevator to the ground floor.

America's first couple of entertainment did not disappoint, and invited photogs to "come and get it" -- the perfect photo op ... in an elevator. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

They've obviously come a long way since that now-infamous 2014 ride. All they were missing tonight was Solange.

Khloe Kardashian was doing her best Monday to hide her growing baby bump.

Paps got Khloe leaving the studio where the Kardashians film their confessionals for their show, and she made sure to keep her purse well in front of her belly on the way out. She was also wearing a super loose sweater.

We broke the story ... Khloe's preggo with her first kid -- and her BF, Tristan Thompson, is the daddy.

She's a little more than 5 months pregnant ... so we expect to see more cover in the coming months.

Bring on the bigger purses and sweat suits!

Miranda Kerr's pregnant again -- only this time it's with her hubby and Snapchat co-founder Evan Spiegel ... and her baby bump is looking mighty rich.

Miranda was seen out Sunday in Santa Monica to promote her beauty line, and her pregnant belly was really starting to show. This is Miranda's second kid, but her first with Evan.

The couple -- who together are worth billions of dollars -- tied the knot in May after getting engaged last summer.

One thing we know for sure ... that kid's got A LOT to look forward to.

This one's gonna hurt, Jimmy Fallon -- but turns out Jessica Biel makes Justin Timberlake laugh his ass off, too ... plus, she's way hotter.

JT and JB looked like a couple of kids on a first date, going all LOL Thursday evening in Brentwood. Yes, they've been married 5 years, and together for more than 10 ... and they're still laughing. See? It CAN be done!

As for what the big joke was? It's possible Jessica and Justin were talking Christmas gift ideas?

Something in a box, perhaps?

Matt Lauer is out and about running errands on his second day of unemployment ... and, outwardly at least, didn't seem too despaired over his firing.

Lauer surfaced Thursday for the first time since getting canned from NBC's "Today" show. He was driving around town, near his home in the Hamptons, and made at least one stop to smile and chat with a friend ... before hugging it out.

Worth noting ... Lauer was still wearing his wedding ring. He's been married to Annette Roque since 1998.

2:20 PM PT -- Mark says he was just trying to avoid autograph seekers by rolling out of the airport in a wheelchair because they "gouge true fans later on eBay." He included the hashtags #TheyCanGoForceThemselves and #NoMoreAirportSignings.

Luke Skywalker's looking more Vader-like than ever -- and we're not referring to the rumors about 'The Last Jedi' plot.

Mark Hamill, and his little dog, rolled through JFK airport Monday night in a wheelchair. Mark did his best to cover his face with a dark hat -- not unlike a certain Dark side villain.

Fans greeted Mark while he cradled his little dog, and fired off questions about 'Jedi,' but he seems to know -- talk not he must, with the movie opening less than 3 weeks away.

Unclear if Luke's actually injured, or just trying to keep a low profile. We've gotta call in to a galaxy far, far away.

We'll let ya know if Yoda, or Darth, responds.

Matthew McConaughey was barely recognizable Monday on the set of his new flick, "The Beach Bum" ... although the role doesn't look like much of a stretch.

Matt's down in Miami shooting the new flick where he plays Moondog ... a dude who "lives life by his own rules." We smell some serious method acting. Isla Fisher is also in it, but her look's more apocalyptic than beach-y.

Saying McConaughey was born to play this role would be an understatement.

Remember, the man's already got his Oscar ... he can take whatever role he wants.

Amber Heard and Elon Musk are back together ... for one meal, at least -- and the timing of the reunion is pretty conspicuous.

The exes broke bread Thursday morning at a Sherman Oaks restaurant where, interestingly, they chose to sit right next to each other -- not across from each other. It's the first time they've been seen together since announcing their breakup back in August.

No obvious signs of PDA, so it could be totally copacetic. However, the sit-down comes the day after Elon revealed to Rolling Stone how heartbroken he was about Amber. He said, "I was really in love, and it hurt bad."

He added, "If I'm not in love, if I'm not with a long-term companion, I cannot be happy."

Not the sexiest mating call we've ever heard, but to each his/her own.

Pope Francis is officially the most overqualified used car salesman -- but God, does he have a sweetheart of a deal for you on a Lamborghini!!

The Pope was gifted a special edition Lambo Huracan, which he's putting up for auction through Sotheby's -- but not before bestowing a papal blessing on the exotic whip.

The $200k ride seems fairly blessed already -- zero to 60 mph in 2.8 seconds on 600 horses -- but the Pope's word has to get ya out of a few tickets, no? Plus, auction proceeds go to charity.

Harvey Weinstein's brother looks completely unscathed by Harvey's sexual assault scandal and the chaos with The Weinstein Company ... or he's just listening to something really good.

Bob Weinstein was all smiles Friday with his headphones in at the JFK Airport, looking casual and carefree ... even about his untied shoe. It's the first time Bob's been spotted since his bro and business partner was accused of being a sexual predator by more than 50 women.

The Weinstein Company's facing upheaval and lawsuits -- including being sued Friday for defaulting on a $45 million loan -- and as we've reported ... is broke as a joke.

Justin Bieber laced up his cleats, popped off his shirt, and got really pumped up while playing soccer with his bros.

The Biebs hit up UCLA's campus Tuesday afternoon for a pickup game on one of the soccer fields, and at one point was standing at full attention calling out a play.

We're told several college students gathered around the field to watch JB in action and get a peek at his new torso tattoo ... and he put on quite a show.

Sean Penn's known for playing the bad boy, but his mushy side's a real thing too -- just add puppies and his gf, Leila George.

Sean and Leila were dog shopping Sunday in Louisiana at a local breeder who specializes in Goldendoodles and Retrievers. Cue the awwws.

The couple played with the pups for about an hour, and Sean got in plenty of cuddling -- but we don't know if the pooches moved the needle enough for him to purchase.

This is the first time we've seen Sean since he attempted to block Kate Del Castillo's Netflix documentary about El Chapo. We broke the story ... Sean was worried she'd implicate him as a snitch, and potentially put a target on his back.

The doc aired, but nothing eases fear like puppy love.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber sealed the deal -- 'cause nothing screams we're back together like a chick happily slipping into her guy's sweaty jersey!

Selena was beaming on the ice as she watched Justin's hockey scrimmage Wednesday night in Los Angeles. While they haven't made any official announcement ... c'mon ... no woman's sitting through a guy's glorified practice, unless she's banging him.

Right afterward, the couple left the rink together -- Justin still sweatin' and Selena sporting a hoodie and the jersey.

They're in full-time inseparable mode now. Earlier in the day, they took a bike ride together too. Not to mention their day-into-night date on Sunday.

Next she'll be wearing his varsity jacket. Oh wait, Bieber probably didn't get one of those. Too busy making a gazillion bucks and stuff.

Hard to tell who enjoyed Kim Kardashian's birthday party more -- Kim or her kids, since they all let loose in a big way all over Disneyland.

Kim's entourage -- North, Saint, Aunt Kourtney, Larsa Pippen and their kids -- roamed the Anaheim park on Tuesday ... complete with VIP tour guides and bodyguards, of course. The triple digit temps didn't seem to bother the krew.

She's 37 now, but Kim looked more like a carefree 7-year-old while riding Dumbo, the Gadget's GO Coaster and the Monsters Inc. ride.