Party All The Time

Here's Tommy Lasorda ... bumpin', grindin' and singin' ... to the Lil Jon classic, "Turn Down for What" ... and it's glorious.

Sure, he's 87-years-old ... but it's clear the L.A. Dodgers legend doesn't plan on slowing down any time soon -- remember, this is the guy who hit a burlesque show just a few weeks ago.

No word on what inspired the 1-man dance party ... but who cares -- get it Tommy.

[h/t BroBible]

Scott Disick was found stumbling around drunk the morning after a tequila-soaked club appearance in Atlantic City ... TMZ has learned.

Talk about a long night ... according to hotel sources who were dealing directly with Disick ... Scott was incoherently staggering around the Harrah's lobby without his shoes at 8 AM Sunday, and had to be escorted back to his room by a hotel supervisor.

When Disick arrived at the club Saturday night he immediately grabbed the mic from the DJ, and screamed London can suck his "d*** and balls." Our hotel sources say he then proceeded to get trashed on tequila and beer, and hosed down girls with champagne.

Sunday morning hotel security was sent to check on him after he missed his check-out time by 6 hours and multiple failed attempts to reach him.

The good news? He missed his flight, but still somehow managed to make an appearance in Chicago Sunday night.

We reached out to Scott and his reps for comment ... but no word back.

*WARNING: explicit language.

Justin Bieber is well into his 21st year, but the birthday train rolls on.

Justin -- who could drink legally March 1 -- celebrated Saturday night, singing happy birthday to himself and awesomely dancing on top of DJ Ruckus' station at the Heart of Omnia Las Vegas.

59-year-old Kris Jenner was there by herself.

As we reported ... Mally Mall told us he was going to give JB some sort of exotic feline in Sin City, but he wasn't there. Kind of weird ... the 2 are real close. We don't know if Justin got the cat.

Kellan Lutz celebrated his 30th birthday Saturday night with a flair ... at Dan Bilzerian's Hollywood Hills pad.

There were hot naked chicks and dudes wearing very little, per the invitation, which says, "The pool is heated to 95 degrees, and the Jacuzzi is on! We bought 150 white towels, and encourage everyone to bring a bathing suit (white bathing suit preferred)."

Everything was white. The invite makes it clear it's "an all white party. You will not get in if you are not wearing all white."

Scott Disick has earned the nickname "The Lord" for pulling off this move ... he's graduated from doing plain ol' clothed club appearances ... to getting paid a fortune to show up at a strip club!

Yes, instead of being the one to fork over the cash, Scott will actually be the one making it -- presumably not in wrinkled up singles. The "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" star will score $50,000 to headline at the Crazy Horse in Pompano Beach, Florida on April 25.

We're told the club will fly him out first class, put him up in a hotel suite, and pay for his meals at a restaurant that favors steak, not chicken wings.

This club is no stranger to reality stars -- they've got "Teen Mom" star Farrah Abraham headlining later this month.

Some L.A. drag queens should call FEMA ... earlier this week Tara Reid blew into a gay bar like a category 5 "Sharknado," bringing a torrential downpour of dolla bills with her.

Our drag sources tell us Reid rolled into The Abbey in West Hollywood for Lip Service -- the regular Monday all drag lip-sync show -- and dropped hundreds in GW's while they belted out hits.

We're told she doled out cash from the VIP booth and the performers were more than grateful for the extra green.

But a star can only sit and watch for so long ... she eventually got up and crooned with drag queen Vicky Vox.

Mally Mall is a little slow on the uptake ... he's giving Justin Bieber yet another animal he can abandon.

The famed producer was leaving Supperclub in Hollywood Friday night when our photog asked if JB will be the beneficiary of yet another animal in Mall's exotic menagerie. Mally was vague ... he'll be giving Justin a "feline" in Vegas Sunday for his never-ending birthday, but the feline family is large.

You'll recall ... Mally Mall gave Justin a monkey 2 years ago. Justin abandoned the monkey at a German animal shelter.

And who can forget the cute lil hamster Justin pawned off on a fan. The critter died a week later.

It'd be a lot smarter just to get Bieber 2 tickets to "Cats."

Amber Rose partying with Ryan Lochte?!?!?

JEAH!!!!

Amber and the Team USA Olympic swimmer were spending some time together last night at the Atlantis in the Bahamas ... where Lochte has been kickin' it for Spring Break.

Lochte has been training during his vacation ... but you know what they say -- work hard, play hard.

As for Amber, she's workin' too -- hosting a big Spring Break party tonight with DJs and tons of booze.

No word if the two hooked up -- but they definitely seemed to be enjoying each other's company.

Amber had said that she was gettin' close with NBA star James Harden last month -- but they were never official.

Soooo ... seems like the pool's open!

Some moron snuck his way onto Rob Gronkowski's party bus last night ... after knocking a woman to the ground ... only to be escorted OFF the ride by private security ... and TMZ Sports has the footage.

Gronk was leaving 1Oak on the Sunset Strip when some guy cut in front of the NFL star and tried to bee line it for the waiting bus.

On his way to the bus the mystery man collided with a waiting female ... sending her crashing to the ground. But the man continued on his way and GOT INSIDE Gronk's ride.

Moments later, once Gronk got on board -- security was called over ... and a frighteningly large man with an earpiece can be seen removing the intruder from the Gronk-mobile.

Question is ... who do you think was more scared? Gronk, when he saw a strange man on his bus ... or the man when he realized he was trapped on a bus with a pissed off Gronk???

Robin Thicke had 7.3 million reasons to crawl into a big dark hole Tuesday night, but instead he chose to fill it with champagne and half-naked chicks to blow-out his 38th birthday party.

TMZ obtained pics from inside Thicke's party -- which started at the Chateau Marmont and moved to Robin's Hollywood home ... where a hottie rolled around in a hamster ball and exotic dancers bared and bounced their tatas around the crib.

In other words, lots of eye candy to keep his mind off the "Blurred Lines" loss he and Pharrell Williams suffered hours earlier -- and the massive check they'll have to cut for Marvin Gaye's kids.

Party sources tell us Marlon Wayans, YG, Sean Stewart, Russell Simmons and pops Alan Thicke attended. As for Robin's birthday cake wish -- gf April Love Geary was on hand for those duties.

Wiz Khalifa and Tyga's exes refuse to take a back seat to them when it comes to making exotic dancer support payments (just sounds classier) -- cause Amber Rose and Blac Chyna went big in an L.A. strip club.

The girls hit up Ace of Diamonds in Hollywood Monday night ... the same club where Wiz went crazy a few weeks earlier. Once inside, Amber and BC bumped and grinded with some of their ex comrades-in-lucite.

Our sources say both women were paid for their appearance at AoD -- though it's unclear how much ... some of it went back to the employees. We're told they rained $10K on the strippers ... right on par with what Wiz and his crew spent.

Gender equality exists in strange places.

Paris Hilton showed surprising emotion in Vegas when she fake orgasmed in front of hundreds of people.

There was moaning, but no complaining, when Paris hit the stage at the "Thunder From Down Under" show during the bachelorette party of her cousin, Brooke Wiederhorn.

The boys onstage called the girls up to show their stuff in the orgasm department, and Paris won hands down.

The Hilton led group also made stops at Beacher’s Madhouse in the MGM and Britney Spears’ “Piece of Me” to show her what she'll be missing once she ties the knot.

But seriously, her orgasm was really good.

When the cat's away ... his son will throw a MASSIVE house party -- at least that's what happened to Timothy Dalton -- and the whole backyard bash in Hollywood was shut down by cops.

Law enforcement sources tell us they were dispatched around 10:30 PM Saturday after neighbors complained about the massive group -- 300 strong -- waiting outside a party thrown by 17 year-old Alexander Dalton -- whose mom is no stranger to ragers ... Oksana Grigorieva.

Apparently a fight also broke out, so cops rushed over to break things up ... they even had a helicopter as back up.

Timothy wasn't home -- and officers made everyone leave in a hurry.

Justin Bieber now has a new way to impress women ... by dropping thousands of bucks on booze in his never-ending celebration of his birth 21 years ago.

Bieber hit up Ivy Nighclub's Varsity Friday where DJ Khaled was hosting the weekly bash. He dropped $3,600 on Dusse, Dom and Grey Goose ... but it was mainly for the women around him, including model Lira Galore.

And speaking of the women around him, Bieber went to the club just hours after cops were called to his Miami hotel room ... we're told several woman called police after security kicked them out of the room and didn't let them take their cellphones and other personal items.

Justin Bieber's never-ending 21st birthday party was busted up, temporarily ... when a group of girls who got 86'd from the festivities got pissed off and called Miami Beach PD ... TMZ has learned.

Justin, who's freshly legal to drink ... was hanging with friends at the posh Miami Beach Edition hotel Friday night. Law enforcement sources tell us around 8:50 PM ET cops got a call from the chicks ... who claimed Justin's security kicked them out of his hotel room after some sort of argument.

We're told the ladies were upset because they'd left some things in the room, and couldn't retrieve them.

Cops went to the hotel and escorted the women to Justin's room ... where we're told everything suddenly got smoothed out -- and the girls were actually invited to rejoin the bash.

Funny how that happens when cops show up. Calls to Justin's reps have not been returned, but bottom line -- no arrests, no citations -- and sources tell us the girls held no ill will towards J.B. because the whole thing was one big misunderstanding.

Scott Disick continues to piss people off all over the U.K. -- this time by bailing on two club appearances at the very last minute ... and the clubs only found out by checking Twitter.

Disick was supposed to appear at Southampton's Switch night club and Bournemouth’s Cameo club, but instead jetted off to Paris to hang at Fashion Week with Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Kris Jenner and Kendall Jenner.

Switch night club blasted him, saying ... "Scott Disick has let us know via his manager's Twitter at 9.30pm that he cannot come tonight due to 'unforeseen circumstances.' The real truth is he's gone to Paris to party and ignore his fans."

Switch continued, "These famous for nothing celebs have too much money and don't realise [sic] they are letting down venues, ruining peoples reputations and livelihood, and their fans."

Disick has two more club appearances scheduled in the U.K. for Friday night -- and both clubs say Disick's people have assured them he'll be back from Paris in time.

Disick is already in hot water for his behavior at an appearance earlier this week. The organizers plan to sue him, claiming his poor attitude and general disinterest cost them a lot of money.