Justin Bieber Jesus Christ Flo Rida's Got a HUGE ...

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SIZE MATTERS ... and at last night's Heat-Pacers game, Justin Bieber was in the teeny weenie Jesus department compared to Flo Rida.

Justin dropped by the American Airlines Arena for Game 7 of the Eastern Conference finals, wearing his bandwagon baseball cap and Hefty-brand button down ... but the tiny Jesus really made a messiah of his outfit.

Flo Rida vs. Justin Bieber -- it's a slam dunk, right?

Angelina Jolie First Appearance Since Mastectomy Announcement

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In her first red carpet appearance since announcing she underwent a double mastectomy, Angelina Jolie posed for pics with Brad Pitt today at the London premiere of his movie "World War Z."

In an op-ed piece for the New York Times last month, Jolie revealed she underwent a preventative double mastectomy back in February because "doctors estimated that I had an 87 percent risk of breast cancer and a 50 percent risk of ovarian cancer."

Since making the announcement, Jolie has been recovering at home in Los Angeles before taking on her next project -- directing a film called "Unbroken."

Will Smith Good Genes or Good ... Red Blazer?

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Will Smith is still fresh.

Here's the 24-year-old former rapper/television star at an event in 1993 (left) -- and 20 years later, the 44-year-old blockbuster king at the premiere of his unfortunate new flick "After Earth" in New York City this week (right).

Parents just don't understand ... how he ages so well.

Amanda Bynes Pretty, Pretty Princess Wigs

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Amanda Bynes has a serious addiction and TMZ has learned she just got herself another fix -- no, we don't mean drugs ... we're talking WIGS.

Bynes recently placed an order from Couture Princess Wigs for three Disney-inspired wigs -- one Cinderalla, one Barbie, and one Belle. She placed the order the day of her arrest and three wigs cost her a total of $830.00 (that includes shipping).

Bynes and her wigs have become infamous since her arrest, with Bynes tweeting after her court date, "I need Nicki Minaj’s wig person stat!"

Kim Kardashian I'm a Little Teapot

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Here's a glowing Kim Kardashian in the middle of nearly flashing her pregnant goods in Santa Monica on Wednesday (left) -- and the now infamous and controversial JCPenney tea kettle (right).

All hail, Kim Kardashian.

We're just sayin'.

Heidi Klum Gets Topless Protesters in Her Face

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Heidi Klum just got an eyeful of boobies -- and some anti-Heidi messages -- when two topless women ran onstage during the finale of "Germany's Next Top Model."

It was quite a scene ... the bare-breasted women got right in Heidi's face ... exposing messages written on their chests, like "HEIDI HORROR PICTURE SHOW."

At least one security guard got a handful of underboob while dragging away one of the women ... perks of the job.

Heidi seemed unfazed by the interruption -- and it's unclear what the protesters' beef was with her ... or shirts.

But who cares? BOOBIES!

M. Night Shyamalan Keepin' Up With the Shyamalans?

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Looking like the latest Kardashian TV show spin-off, movie director M. Night Shyamalan brought along his gorgeous brunette wife and three daughters to the premiere of "After Earth" in New York City on Wednesday.

While the 42-year-old "The Sixth Sense" filmmaker has not revealed any plans to exploit his beautiful brood by having a bunch of cameras follow them around documenting every single scripted scenario, you never know what kind of last minute twist M. Night might have up his sleeve.

I see reality show people.

Kim Kardashian Almost Flashes Her Babymaker

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A wardrobe malfunction turned Kim Kardashian into the brunette Marilyn Monroe.

While walking around Santa Monica in flats on Wednesday, the pregnant 32-year-old let a breeze get the best of her maternity dress ... and almost flashed more than just her baby bump.

Although she's no stranger to showing off the goods, Kanye West's baby mama recovered in time to make sure the photo was rated PG.

Even when she attempts to keep her maternity style casual, Kim can't help but make a spectacle.'

Britney Spears Fit to Be a Bikini Mom

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After all she's been through, Britney Spears really is in great shape.

With a healthy looking head of human hair, a sexy baby blue bikini and a belly piercing left over from her 2001 Dream Within a Dream Tour, the resilient 31-year-old mother of two showed off her sane curves and lucid, taut tummy while cooling off poolside at a Los Angeles area resort with her shirtless average joe boyfriend David Lucado this past weekend.

There is still hope for Amanda Bynes.

Lindsay Lohan Mending Family Fences

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More evidence Lindsay Lohan is finally taking rehab seriously -- we've learned she's listening to her counselors and has found a clever way of trying to repair her damaged family.

Michael and Dina are at war, and Lindsay's counselors at Betty Ford are concerned the conflict is an impediment to the rehab process. Betty Ford can't get Dina and Michael to work as a family unit, so Lindsay has resorted to a clever, bedazzled trick -- jewelry.

We're told Lindsay decided to purchase "anchor" chains for her dad, sister Ali and her brother Michael Jr. ... to represent how they are all anchors in her life. Dina, Cody and Lindsay already have the chain.

Lindsay believes the symbolic gesture can actually open the door to some semblance of family unity ... which counselors think could help her in rehab.

Lindsay told Michael about her plan when he visited her this weekend, and it moved him enough to go out and buy the anchors himself, which Lindsay will give to the rest of the family.

Michael shipped the anchors to Lindsay, and she plans to give them to Michael Jr. and Ali when they visit her next weekend.

We're told counselors have a clear goal -- getting the entire family in the same room.

Anything is possible ... well, almost anything.

Corey Feldman REUNITED with Famous $100K Jacket

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The tacky leather jacket Corey Feldman wore in "Dream a Little Dream" has FINALLY been returned to the actor ... TWO YEARS after someone jacked the $100k item right from under his nose, TMZ has learned.

It's a crazy story ... Corey claims someone snatched the coat while he was hanging out at the House of Blues in L.A. back in 2011 ... and years later, it magically resurfaced at a flea market in Boston.

Turns out, the guy who bought the stolen jacket in Boston realized what he had -- and got in touch with Feldman to return it ... but he wanted something in return.

Feldman was willing to play ball and hammered out the following deal:

-- He flew the guy out from Boston to L.A.
-- He put the guy up at the Andaz Hotel on Sunset Blvd.
-- He gave the guy a 6' female bodyguard to "protect him" during his stay
-- He brought the guy on stage during a rock show in L.A.

Feldman also donated some of the profits from his band's concert to a charity of the jacket-holder's choice ... which turned out to be OneFundBoston.org (which benefits victims of the Boston Marathon bombing).

So Corey has his jacket ... the other guy got a VIP weekend in L.A. ... and the Boston charity got some extra donations. Sounds like a win-win-win situation to us.

Obama vs. Timberlake Who'd You Rather?

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The person in charge of the President's Twitter account posted this pic today of Barack Obama admiring something on Justin Timberlake's phone.

While they both look spiffy in their suit and ties, we gotta ask ...

David Spade Amanda Bynes Is Still HOT ... She's Got Great Boobs

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Despite all the craziness ... and the wigs ... and the legal drama, David Spade says he still sees Amanda Bynes for who she really is -- a hot piece of ass.

Spade was hangin' at The Improv last night with his "Grown Ups 2" co-star Nick Swardson -- when Dave dropped some serious truth bombs about the ongoing Bynes saga.

"I'm scared of Amanda Bynes," Spade said ... joking that she'll call him "ugly" on Twitter if he says anything unflattering about her.

But Spade did rank Amanda's hotness -- and it's obvious, he's a fan.

"If you cut out all the 'stuff,' ... she's technically, for all intents and purposes, very pretty -- but I think she's getting in her own way."

But it's not all about her looks, Spade also says Amanda has a point when it comes to how she's portrayed in the media.

Rob Lowe Behind the ... Lucille Bluth?

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Here's Rob Lowe as Liberace's age-defying plastic surgeon Dr. Jack Startz in the HBO movie "Behind the Candelabra" (left) -- and Jessica Walter as family matriarch Lucille Bluth on the cult TV show "Arrested Development" (right).

Wink.

We're just sayin'.

Maurice Jones-Drew Does This Tank Top Make Me Look Fat?

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TMZ has obtained a photo of Maurice Jones-Drew -- taken hours before his alleged beach bar fight -- and one thing's for sure ... tank tops are not slimming.

The photo was taken on Sunday May 26th at The Conch House in St. Augustine, FL -- where MJD and some of his friends were partying before MJD allegedly socked a bouncer in the face.

We broke the story ... the Jacksonville Jaguars running back has been charged with battery stemming from the incident.

As for MJD's weight -- he's been rehabbing from a foot injury that ended his 2012 season early ... and it seems he's not exactly down to his usual playing shape ... yet.

Janet Jackson Good Genes or Good Docs?

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Janet Jackson looks like a billion bucks.

Here's the 17-year-old "Control" singer back in 1983 (left) -- and 30 years later, the 47-year-old "Rhythm Nation" diva at an amfAR event in Cannes this week (right).

Miss Jackson ain't nasty.