Nudity

The sex tape that Kendra Wilkinson claims she's desperately trying to stop isn't exactly packed with new material -- sources tell us the skin flick was shot back in 2005 ... right after Kendra turned 18.

Kendra has already admitted that she knew about the tape -- which is now in the possession of Vivid Entertainment.

Kiefer Sutherland went to a nudie bar in London last night -- only he was the one who took his clothes off ... before getting thrown into the street.

According to reports, Sutherland was acting crazy-- dancing and shouting -- at the Stringfellows "lap dance club."

After reportedly getting into it with somebody inside the club, bouncers were seen grabbing a shirtless Sutherland around 3:30 AM and throwing him out the door.

On its website, Stringfellows says security wasn't grabbing Kiefer -- merely "helping him into his car."

The "24" star eventually ended up in a nearby car -- where he sat, shirtless, for some period of time.

More naked drama for Tila Tequila -- this time over a sex tape she claims was stolen off of her laptop computer.

Just days after she Ustreamed herself in a naked rant, a new XXX video surfaced on a porn site called 4tube.com featuring Tila in a very compromising adult position with a naked man.

Tila doesn't know why the video is surfacing now, but she claims it was ripped from a laptop that she reported stolen roughly two years ago -- and now she's threatening to sue the site for posting the clip.

We've confirmed Levi Johnston plans to come out swinging -- the famous Palin-impaler is gonna go the full monty for Playgirl.

Levi's manager already said he was 90% sure the teen baby daddy would take it all off for the adult rag -- but now comes the confirmation ... in the form of the greatest statement ever:

"Everything's gonna hang out. We're talking full johnson."

His manager tells us Levi's gunning to shoot the nudie pics on November 16th ... the same day Sarah Palin makes her Oprah debut.

Channing's new wife, Jenna Dewan, told us she gets regular dances from "Chan Crawford" -- the stripper name Tatum went by in the video posted on UsMagazine.com earlier this week -- meaning Jenna has definitely checked out the video for herself.

UPDATE 9:40 AM ET: Apparently the deal has been closed, because celebhotline.com has pics of what looks like the video on its site.

Spotted ... "Gossip Girl" star Leighton Meester having sex with her BF... on video.

We've learned a Meester tape is being shopped around town. It was shot a few years back, and shows Leighton in mostly innocuous though nude scenes -- with several big exceptions ... one involving her very talented feet.

We're told a company called celebhotline.com is negotiating for the video. The company's spokesperson, Kevin Blatt told us, "We've seen the tape and we're hoping to close the deal."

We contacted Leighton's rep but so far ... no comment.

Bristol Palin may wanna cover her ears -- Brooke Shields claims she would've swiped her V-card a lot sooner if she wouldn't have had so many issues with body image.

In a ridiculously candid interview with Health Magazine, Brooke said her biggest health regret was "Not learning to love the way I looked earlier. And I think I would have had sex a lot earlier! I think I would have lost my virginity earlier than I did at 22."

Major porn distributor Vivid Entertainment has just fired off a letter to Nadya Suleman, offering her 1 million bucks to star in a skin flick of her own. Vivid is willing to go one step further, by telling us they'll give her family full medical and dental insurance if she becomes a "contract girl"... meaning she'll have to do multiple videos.

No word if Octo will take them up on the offer -- but she definitely needs the scratch for a down payment on a house...

The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene -- a flashback -- "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"

There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes.

Even the mere thought of Spencer Pratt posing nude was enough to kill Playgirl.

Rumors floated around the Internet last week Pratt was considering an offer to pose for the mag. It took a few days, but sure enough Playgirl announced yesterday they were shutting down the mag and only focusing on their web site.

Coincidence?

Spies on Scott Caan's upcoming film, "Mercy" tell us Stacy Keibler lobbied hard for a scene in which she would expose her breasts.

Then the unthinkable happened! Director Patrick Hoelck nixed the idea!

People on the production team were stunned, lobbying Hoelck for a change of heart. And finally, Hoelck saw two really good reasons why he should change his mind.

Keibler now realizing her rack's worth said no way and declined the role completely.

The role has since been given to a no-named actress. Her name? Not Stacy Keibler.

City officials met with some WWE suits to figure out how to keep the wrestling poster from looking "too provocative." The outcome - the WWE slammed, er, airbrushed the nipples into oblivion. Billboard malfunction!