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Eric Trump doesn't have to worry about his pregnant wife -- Secret Service agents have her back and her front ... just not her suitcases.

Lara was leaving her NYC crib Wednesday with a rollie bag, and even though she's in her 2nd trimester and appeared to be struggling with the luggage ... her 2 agents didn't lift a finger. Fair to say they've got more important things to do?

Facts? The bag does have wheels ... and Lara's smiling.

Khloe Kardashian can ruin the concentration of anyone who happens to work out next to her.

Khloe stepped out of a 'KUWTK' scene Wednesday in this sweatsuit with a see-through lace bodysuit that screams "WHERE YOU AT, TRISTAN?!"

Nothing but net.

Mel B beelined it for her attorney Wednesday, possibly with new evidence in her nasty divorce from Stephen Belafonte.

She seemed determined heading into the office building after making a quick stop at her Bev Hills home ... where assistants removed a computer for her. Stephen's been banned from the house by the restraining order ... so it's unclear why she'd take the computer.

It is clear Mel will be spending a lot of time with her lawyers in the months ahead.

Lisa Marie Presley's estranged husband arranged for paparazzi to make him look like a doting dad ... so claim people connected to Lisa Marie.

Michael Lockwood was photographed at a flea market Sunday with their twin girls. Sources connected with Lisa Marie tell us Lisa Marie is convinced this was a setup ... that paparazzi didn't just happen to find him. She believes he called them to make it appear he's an involved dad ... something she believes is fiction.

The kids are currently living with their grandma, Priscilla Presley, while the Dept. of Children and Family Services investigates allegations Michael had inappropriate pictures on his computer. Lisa Marie was struggling with substance abuse issues so Priscilla is now the day-to-day guardian.

Lisa Marie filed for divorce last June and asked for sole legal and physical custody. Michael responded by saying he wanted joint custody. For now, he gets monitored visits.

We reached out to Michael's lawyer ... so far, no word back.

Bella Hadid's got champagne problems ... as in, someone get this woman a refill.

Bella and a few friends showed off their rocking bikini bods while sipping mimosas and enjoying a sunny day in Cabo San Lucas on Monday.

Tanning + cocktails + ciggies = perfect day in Mexico for Bella.

Paris Jackson's birthday looked like a typical teen's Monday -- eating Mickey D's, smoking cigs, hanging with friends -- which is a full 180 from when she was a kid.

She celebrated 19 by chillin' outside a friend's apartment ... possibly the most casual party ever for Hollywood royalty.

Can't blame Paris though for toning things down. Her childhood was nothing short of a media circus ... hidden behind veils, paparazzi and bodyguards at every turn.

She's earned some normalcy. Happy 19th, PJ!

Richard Simmons can stay in hiding, but his new dog would still have to get out and do its biz, right?

Richard's longtime housekeeper, Teresa Reveles, was spotted outside his house walking a pooch. We don't know if it's her pet or Richard's ... but it would be awesome if it was his.

You'll recall Richard's beloved dalmatian, Hattie, died right around the time of his last public sighting 3 years ago. People close to him believed it was a big part of his depression.

If the new pup is Richard's, it could be a sign he's bouncing back. As we've reported ... police recently went to his house for a welfare check, and we're told he's just fine.

Paul Stanley did perhaps the most un-KISS thing possible -- not just hitting up Disneyland, but tooling around in one of those Autopia cars.

The KISS frontman rode the Tomorrowland classic with one of his young daughters, proving he rocks onstage and also as a dad. His face kinda speaks for all dads in the park though.

Anaheim ... not-so Rock City.

Bill Cosby's hanging on to his sense of humor, apparently, as his sexual assault trial gets closer -- 'cause he was laughing it up Monday outside court.

Cosby was chuckling with his lawyers as they left the Montgomery County Courthouse. He was there to iron out details about what the jury will hear when his trial starts for allegedly drugging and molesting Andrea Constand in 2004. It's set to begin in early June, and last about 2 weeks.

Alex Rodriguez brought a secret weapon to a business meeting Monday ... his GF, Jennifer Lopez.

Alex arrived at the NYC office building alone just before 1 PM ... we're told for a "post baseball opportunity." J Lo arrived shortly thereafter and they left together at 1:30.

We're told A-Rod respects J Lo's business acumen and wanted her there. He's been fielding offers since his retirement and we're told this meeting was important enough that he wanted her take.

Instagram hottie Jen Selter took her famous ASSets on a beach vacation, and it looks like she took a new bf too ... Big Time Rush singer James Maslow.

Selter and Maslow were down in Tulum, Mexico over the weekend. She's renowned on social media for her butt ... but James is pretty easy on the eyes too.

No word if they're actually dating, but check out the pics -- they seem, at the least, very friendly.

Maslow actually performed at the Maxim Spring party, so it might have started as a work trip -- but based on these pics he's mixing in plenty of pleasure too.

Kim Kardashian may or may not have been accosted Sunday night ... you be the judge.

Kim was leaving Mr Chow in Bev Hills when a guy in shades and a backpack seemed to make contact with her, and she looked stunned.

The question is ... was he just a passerby who got swallowed up in the paparazzi crush or a goofball who wanted to mess with her?

Kim tweeted, "A random guy walks near me & almost bumped into me but he hit the parking meter. Not attacked me. Hope he's ok!"

A bodyguard apparently felt differently and gave the dude a stern warning.

Yes, it's Mama June.

She's around 300 lbs lighter and a lot of other stuff has changed as well ... a boob job, plastic surgeries, the works.

She was strolling a street near her home in Georgia Sunday, and she clearly knew photogs were watching.

'From Not to Hot' sounded absurd ...

Paris Jackson spent some time with Caitlyn Jenner on the heels of starting a friendship with one of Caitlyn's daughters.

Paris attended the GLAAD Media Awards Saturday night at the Beverly Hilton, and ran into Caitlyn. Just last week, Paris was spotted shopping in L.A. with Kendall -- which makes sense since PJ is breaking into the modeling biz. Little professional advice.

Ben Affleck's juggling a lot of roles these days, and his face looks like he got his 2 biggest ones confused Saturday at his daughter's soccer game.

Ben had his full Batman scowl going on the sidelines of Seraphina's match. Maybe he was thinking about "Justice League" promo work ... or maybe someone blew a call in the game.

J Lo and A-Rod seem to be sending silent messages to the world they're perfect matches for each other.

J Rod (sorry, had to do it) were arm-in-arm Friday ... both decked out in beige outfits while they hit up what looks like their fave NYC restaurant. For the second day in a row they dined at Marea in Midtown. Even rain showers couldn't stop 'em.

Little rain, little shine -- but damn they are fine. Just sayin' ...