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Michael Strahan has hooked up again ... and showed off his pretty chick in St. Barts.

The athlete/commentator/talk show host/rich person was ready to flaunt his relationship while vacationing with 2 other couples -- including fellow ex-NFLer Tony Gonzalez and his wife.

It seems the stories that surfaced months ago he and Nicole Murphy might get back together ... are ancient history.

As for the lucky chick -- we're told she's not just a vacay hookup. She and Michael have been dating for a few months.

Michael -- who's co-starring in "Magic Mike XXL" -- may have retired from football, but no one told his body.

Rob Kardashian -- who hasn't been seen for months -- emerged from his Calabasas home this weekend to run a few errands with friends.

It's hard to get a good look, but what you see is clear ... he looks about the same.

Rob famously went into seclusion before Kim Kardashian's wedding to Kanye West, partially due to self-image problems over his weight.

Having barely been seen or heard since, Rob did make a cameo on social media recently ... to trash his sister Kim.

Hmmmm ...

Don't know what to say about this. Brett Ratner making out with a chick on the same yacht where he was nuzzling Mariah Carey.

People on the boat said Brett and Mariah were in full-on couple mode, and we're told both of them loved our posts over the weekend.

But check this out ... Brett on the same yacht Sunday night in the Caribbean, sucking face with another chick.

Britney Spears was in full-on soccer mom mode this weekend in Woodland Hills as she sat around on a picnic blanket and ate orange slices while she watched her son Jayden play.

French Montana may have violated the laws of the Sea-Doo Saturday ... because it sure looks like he's drinking on the watercraft.

French was traversing the area around Diddy's house, drinking from a Ciroc vodka bottle and looking like a spokesmodel. The photog who shot the pics says the Sea-Doo is owned by Diddy, who BTW also owns Ciroc.

Of course it's possible he's doing something promotional for the vodka and it's actually water, but that would seem like the worst promotion ever -- drinking while boating.

He's steering with one hand as he takes swigs.

And check this out. Khloe just posted a photo on top of Diddy's roof, showing them partying with French -- vodka in hand -- with the caption, "The Ciroc made us do it!!#stepIntoTheCircle."

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr reunited in Malibu Saturday ... but it appears it's all about their kid.

The former hubby and wife were with 4-year-old Flynn. They were visiting a friend in Malibu.

You'll recall there was bad blood during their divorce, especially after rumors that she got real chummy with Justin Bieber.

And who can forget Orlando taking a failed swing at the Biebs Ibiza.

Kim Kardashian has millions of dollars and her husband has millions more, but that doesn't stop her from roaming the isles.

Kim picked up some groceries Saturday at Ralph's in Calabasas. And get this ... it's not even Bristol Farms ... or Whole Foods.

A Maui beach was blanketed by Eddie Murphy's smoking hot chicks this week -- one of them was his girlfriend, but the others were his daughter and the daughter's friend.

Eddie's gorgeous 35-year-old Australian girlfriend Paige Butcher was there with his 25-year-old daughter Bria and one of Bria's friends. Murphy apparently missed out on the fun.

Bobby Brown is in it for the long haul -- standing firm in his belief Bobbi Kristina can pull out of her coma ... now that she's getting treatment at a facility known for its long term care.

Bobby was walking outside DeKalb Medical this week. It's touted as the best Long Term Acute Care hospital in the Atlanta area ... partly because the facility has equipment to provide continuous monitoring of vital signs -- crucial in a case like Bobbi Kristina's.

As we reported ... doctors at Emory University Hospital tested her responsiveness last week before she was transferred to DeKalb. We're told there was no change.

Jessica Alba still does spring break like she's 23, and she's got the booty to back it up -- as she proved on a Caribbean beach with Chrissy Teigen.

Jessica, Chrissy and John Legend were frolicking in the water Thursday -- and it's almost like Alba's ass knew it had to do something to stand out with so many celebs in one spot.

Mission accomplished.

Not to be a buzz kill, but Jessica's 3-year-old daughter Haven is in the photo too (pink hat).

Sorry. You may now resume objectifying her mom -- and because we have a deep respect for history ... here's a classic.

Not that Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart have been fooling anyone -- but they're officially banging again ... and we're basing that on the fact they're finally swapping spit in public again.

Smart swung by "American Idol" Wednesday night to scoop up JLo and they kissed out in the open for everyone to see. They've been sprinkling clues for months -- slipping out of a GQ event together, partying at Big Sean's House of Blues gig ... and his dogs were at her house (which didn't end well).

They broke up last April after 2 1/2 years, but what if it was all for show?

J.Lo's insisted they're just friends, but after so much smoke ... this has to be a 3-alarmer.

Amber Rose has an ass that just won't quit ... getting Photoshopped -- and here's a little before and ass-ter to prove it.

Amber posted a bunch of Instagram shots from her day at the beach in Hawaii -- and everything was so smooth. But then we got some paparazzi shots of her ass -- it's hard to miss -- and these pics are straight outta dimpleville.

Truth is Amber's in good company -- even Beyonce's been busted multiple times altering pics.

And say what you want about it, but that booty trapped Kanye West AND Wiz Khalifa.

Respect.

And from the no-filters-required department ... we offer these. On fleek.

Zayn Malik's face ... hours after he quit One Direction ... said exactly what millions of 1Ders were thinking -- "OMG, what the hell have I done?"

Zayn was out in North London on Wednesday afternoon ... settling into retirement, at 22 years old.

While he reportedly cited "stress" as the reason he originally dropped out of the band's tour -- word is he was worried his lifestyle on the road was messing up his life with his fiancée.

The band plans to continue without him and finish its tour before the next album comes out.

Meanwhile, Zayn will be wondering if he's the next Timberlake ... or the next Kirkpatrick.

The Game puts work before pleasure ... 'cause even though the rapper is hanging with one of Justin Bieber's former hookups -- it ain't funny business, just money biz.

Sources close to model Chantel Jeffries say The Game definitely wants her ass ... as the star of his upcoming music video shoot. We're told that's what they were discussing while they grabbed a bite at The Ivy Tuesday afternoon.

Besides, they're both kinda spoken for -- Game with his ex-fiancée, Tiffney Cambridge ... and Jeffries with The Weeknd.

Still, we know Game's hip to the paparazzi game -- so he damn well knew lunch at The Ivy would start a buzz ... about him and Chantel, and his video.

It's called showbiz for a reason.

Rock legend Jimmy Page has a whole lotta love ... for a girl 46 years younger than him!

The iconic 71-year-old Led Zeppelin guitar god was spotted walking hand in hand in London with Scarlett Sabet, a 25-year-old actress.

Creepy fact: Page has a 44-year-old daughter. She's a photographer ... named Scarlet.

Lil Wayne did it big in Hollywood ... as in big PDA with Christina Milian -- the first public confirmation of the rumors they're banging.

Weezy and Christina were leaving a movie set on Tuesday and he had a firm grip on her hand ... something we've never seen them do out in the open. In fact, other than an appearance at an award show, the couple's been kinda like a unicorn.

Christina -- who's signed to Young Money -- has been mum about dating the boss, but this is clearly their coming out.

As for why Wayne was holding her hand so tightly -- just a guess, but Drake was spotted in town.