Party All The Time

Brandi Glanville isn't backing off her crusade to trash Joanna Krupa's vagina ... and when she got drunk this weekend, the attacks got even more vulgar.

TMZ cameras rolled as the "Real Housewives of Bev Hills" star was carried out of Fleming's steakhouse in L.A. -- and even though she could barely stand, Brandi managed to compare Krupa's lady parts to a certain unflattering sea creature.

Of course, Glanville first went after Krupa's lady parts on "Watch What Happens Live" last week ... when she claimed Joanna slept with Yolanda Foster’s ex-husband Mohamed Hadid … and Mohamed told her Krupa's nether region was straight up stinky.

As for Krupa ... she didn't seem too bothered this weekend, when she grabbed her husband Romain Zago and paraded around her ass by a pool in Miami.

Smells like a distraction technique.

Justin Bieber's Gatsby party Friday night was free of charge to guests, but if they utter a word about what went on inside they'll be socked for $3 million --- and get this ... it's a DISCOUNTED RATE!

Guests and workers signed a confidentiality agreement -- obtained by TMZ -- in which they agreed not to tweet, text, phone, Facebook, record, write or in any other manner spill the beans on what went on inside.

Apparently a lot went on ... Sheriff's deputies were called 3 times for noise complaints, and a neighbor tells us one deputy told him when the front door opened he caught a strong whiff of weed.

The document provides ... anyone who violates the confidentiality agreement will automatically be on the hook for $3 mil ... no trial, no arguing, just pay up.

People who worked the party were also required to sign the document.

For some reason, the Biebs reduced the penalty ... by a lot. TMZ obtained a similar confidentiality agreement he made people sign for a prior shindig, and the penalty clause was $5 million.

Look out Jay Gatsby ... 'cause Justin Bieber says the loud party at his Calabasas home that pissed off his neighbors this weekend was straight out of "The Great Gatsby."

Biebs was strolling Fairfax in Hollywood Saturday when we asked about the noisy rager he threw Friday night -- the one that caused his angry neighbor to freak out and call cops ... 3 TIMES!

J.B. wouldn't discuss the pissy neighbor situation or any of the police visits ... but was stoked to brag about the actual party ... that ended up with a police report with his name on it.

Justin Bieber threw a rager last night and the neighbor with whom he has been at war called the police 3 times ... TMZ has learned.

Justin hosted a wild shindig at his Calabasas home for approximately 100 people including Snoop Lion. Apparently the noise was too much for some of the residents and cops were called at around 1 am.

We're told the L.A. County Sheriff's Deputies spoke to someone inside, told them to keep the noise down and left.

The noise didn't stop. At around 3 am Justin's next door neighbor -- the guy who Justin allegedly spit on during a prior altercation -- called again and deputies came out a second time. The neighbor tells TMZ cops told him they smelled marijuana inside but left without arresting anyone.

At 5:30 am the neighbor couldn't take it anymore ... deputies came out a third time and he filed a police report against Justin for disturbing the peace.

Larry King's wife pulled a risky move Friday night ... throwing a surprise birthday for her 80-year old husband ... but don't worry, the T.V. legend made it out alive.

Larry's wife Shawn King planned the whole thing without her husband having a clue ... and the look on his face when he realizes it's a surprise party is classic.

Guests like Pat Boone, Paul Anka and Warren Beatty arrived early to hit some balls on the field ... and they all had a fancy dinner after the big reveal.

It reportedly costs upward of $25k to rent out Dodger Stadium for a private event.

Take that Kim and Kanye!

Drake and Rihanna are investing big in the Houston stripper market -- dropping a combined $17,000 Thursday at a H-town gentlemen's club ... and we found some booty-bouncing video.

Sources at V Live Gentlemen's Club tell us, Rihanna arrived around 2AM and Drake showed up about 30 minutes later following his show at the Toyota Center.

We're told Drake threw down roughly $12,000 and Rihanna dumped an additional $5,000.

You can't see Drake and Rihanna together in the video, but we're told they sat side by side in the club -- and eventually left together after 5AM. One source said the two were touchy-feely and looked like a couple.

Throw it up, throw it up.

Brooke Mueller celebrated her birthday with twins Bob and Max ... and you could see the wheels turn as she made a wish before blowing out the candles.

Brooke was at the L.A. Zoo with the 4-year-olds she had with Charlie Sheen, when everyone stopped for a makeshift birthday celebration. The video was taken in August, just after she lost custody of her kids.

You know you're at Leo DiCaprio's birthday when instead of a lame "Happy Birthday" sing-a-long ... you have Kanye West and 2 Chainz ripping the mic.

Leo celebrated his 39th last night at TAO Downtown in NYC with the rappers and a room filled with 100 of his closest friends -- mostly hot chicks. It's Leo, after all.

2 Chainz did lay down his version of "Happy Birthday" -- while Yeezus played "Good Life" ... "Gold Digger" ... and a bunch of other hits.

For his 40th ... Leo will probably bring 'Pac and Biggie back from the dead.

Miley Cyrus traded twerking for toking at the EMAs -- the European version of MTV's VMAs -- puffing a fat joint on live TV Sunday night.

Cyrus performed twice during the show without sparking any controversy -- but while accepting the award for Best Video she shocked everyone by lighting up.

The awards were in Amsterdam, so she probably won't get in trouble, and Miley took full advantage ... while wearing a onesie and fur coat.

Guess marijuana isn't the only thing they're lax about over there.

When the EMAs aired in the U.S. ... Miley's joint smoking was edited out.

Stop us if this one sounds familiar ... Miley Cyrus was surrounded by weed last night -- only this time she was with super-sexy model Cara Delevingne.

Miley bounced from the Greenhouse in Amsterdam looking giggly and glassy-eyed after kicking it inside for a few hours with Cara and some friends.

The Greenhouse seems to be a popular spot for celebs ... with stoners like Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa recently taking in the greenery at their shop.

Cara kept a low-profile when the group left ... but Miley was front and center looking awfully toasty.

Justin Bieber -- the cause of mas destruction all across South America!

TMZ has photos of rowdy fans in Argentina ... destroying barricades outside his hotel in Buenos Aires.

Bieber and his entourage arrived about 4am this morning at the Hotel Faena ... where a group of out-of-control teenagers tore down wooden walls erected for crowd control.

Pics show the Biebs outside the hotel -- pants sagging -- being questioned by an officer in a patrol car ... but there's no indication Justin or his boys had anything to do with the vandalism.

Bieber is touring through several South American countries. He left Brazil yesterday ... just hours before police there decided to charge him for defacing property by spray-painting graffiti on a building in Rio de Janeiro.

The woman who videotaped a sleeping Justin Bieber in a video that exploded on YouTube is NOT a prostitute ... members of Bieber's camp who were with Justin in Brazil tell TMZ.

Ever since the video surfaced, showing an unidentified woman blowing a kiss to a passed out Bieber ... rumors began to swirl that she was a local Brazilian whore who Justin paid for.

Here's what we're told -- Justin had rented a home outside of Rio to stay at during his concert in Brazil. After his show, JB threw an after-party and invited roughly 50 people. At some point during the shindig, Justin fell asleep on a couch and one of the partygoers shot footage of the singer sleeping.

Bieber is telling friends ... he is completely creeped out by the video and is disappointed that he now has to defend himself against false hooker claims.

Wayne Gretzky's daughter Paulina was smokin' hot both figuratively and literally last night ... because we've learned she almost went up in flames at her local bar.

Sources at The Tipsy Goat in Thousand Oaks tell us, Paulina was sitting on the edge of one of the bar's outdoor fire pits when she turned to throw a cigarette into the flames.

We're told as she turned ... a corner of Paulina's sweater slipped into the pit, and before she knew it the entire thing was engulfed in flames.

Eyewitnesses say Paulina and several bar patrons ripped off her sweater -- or what was left of it -- and onlookers jumped into action, extinguishing the flames.

Paulina's people tell us ... she's fine.

That fire pit has caused Paulina trouble in the past. We're told she was once booted from the joint for dancing on the very same pit.

Josh Brolin says he's done drinking alcohol for good ... after Friday night's cabbie-raging bouncer-fighting debauchery.

We posted both videos over the weekend -- one showing Josh fighting with a cab driver after he rear-ended the guy, and the other showing Josh drunkenly fighting a bouncer for trying to move him outside a bar.

Now it appears Josh has learned his lesson, telling a photog today that this kind of nonsense will never happen again.

A bouncer wasn't the only person Josh Brolin unleashed his wrath on this weekend -- TMZ has video of the actor going OFF on a taxi driver after rear-ending a cab ... and this time, there was no hugging it out.

The person who shot the video says this altercation went down at a Los Angeles Del Taco drive-thru, some time after midnight Friday morning -- and shortly before Josh fought a bouncer in Santa Monica.

We're told Josh rear-ended the cab while waiting in line to pay at the drive-thru, but when the cabbie tried to swap insurance info ... J.B. got pissed and yelled that there was only a minor scratch.

The cabbie didn't agree and that's when Josh really got angry ... screaming, "you suck as a cab driver" -- and accusing the guy of milking him for money.

We're told Brolin took off when the cab driver pulled forward to clear the drive-thru lane.

Brolin could be on the hook for hit-and-run, but as far as we can tell ... the cab driver has yet to file a police report.

If you're keeping score at home -- that's 2 incidents in one night that could have ended with Brolin in handcuffs.