Kardashians to Bruce & Lamar Come to Our House for Turkey!

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Kris Jenner has no hard feelings over her break up with Bruce Jenner or the disaster that has become the marriage of Lamar Odom and Khloe ... TMZ has learned both men are invited to Thanksgiving.

Our Kardashian/Jenner sources say ... Bruce has already accepted. We're told Bruce is surprised anyone would even question whether he's going. He's telling friends, "Of course I'm going. It's my family."

The jury's out on Lamar -- he hasn't said yay or nay.

As for why the doors are wide open ... the Kardashians say Bruce and Lamar are family and "always will be."

By the way ... guess who won't be there -- Kim, Kanye and North West. He's in Miami on tour, and they're along for the ride.

Kim Kardashian Big Fan of Rogen's 'Bound 2' Spoof ... We Think

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Kim Kardashian said she thought Seth Rogen and James Franco's "Bound 2" spoof was funny -- but we still can't tell if she actually liked it.

You try interpreting a chick who rarely says more than 5 words at a time!

James Franco & Seth Rogen Mock Kanye and Kim's Music Video Topless Bike Riding

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I know, you're tired ... of seeing Kim Kardashian in Kanye West's new video for "Bound 2" ... so James Franco and Seth Rogen made their own version ... and it's AMAZING!

Franco and Rogen dropped "Bound 3" online today saying they felt inspired to recreate their new favorite music video while filming a new flick called "The Interview."

The best part ... Seth plays the role of topless Kim ... with a full James Franco dry-hump sesh.

Don't worry ... the video is safe-ish for work.

Lamar Odom I Was Drunk NOT High On Drugs

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Lamar Odom admits he fell off the wagon last week ... but he insists he was s**faced drunk, and not cracked out.

Lamar told friends he's seen the video (above) we posted on TMZ, showing him slurring his words in an L.A. bathroom as he rapped with his fellow shirtless friend Jamie Sangouthai.

Lamar says it was a one time deal and NO drugs were involved -- he was specific about 2 drugs he's had problems with -- crack and coke.

Lamar insists he's now clean and training hard at the University of Rhode Island.

So we gotta ask ...

Kendall Jenner My Nipples Got Me a Gig at the AMA's!

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There may be a little nip in the air at the American Music Awards Sunday ... TMZ has learned Kendall Jenner will be presenting.

The gig comes on the heels of the 18-year-old's very adult Instagram photo.

We're told she'll be presenting Best Pop Rock album, and get this -- the nominees are Justin Timberlake, Taylor Swift and One Direction. As you know, Kendall was out with Harry Styles this week -- so advantage 1D.

This is Kendall's first time making a big appearance without the Kardashian brood.

We're sure she'll bust out big.

Lamar Odom Cracked Out Rap Video I Cheated on Khloe

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Lamar Odom's drug problem is only getting worse -- at least that's how it looks in this video, shot this month and obtained by TMZ, showing Lamar incoherently rapping without his shirt on ... talking about drugs, making money without the NBA, and cheating on Khloe Kardashian.

Lamar appears out of it, rapping about making money off his fragrance "Unbreakable," and how he smokes drugs to make "the pain go away." He even drops Kanye's name.

But the crazy part -- Lamar raps, "And when Khloe's out of town / I still be on the DL." His friend then follows up, "You know what it is / We the QU [Queens] pimps / Ask any of these shorties / We ran through their cribs."

Translation: when Khloe's away, Lamar will play.

As we reported, Lamar's currently training hard in Rhode Island, trying to get his ass back in shape for the NBA -- but drugs are still obviously a big part of his life.

Khloe Kardashian My Dying Dad Could Barely Stand When He Married My Wicked Ex-Stepmom

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Khloe Kardashian is returning fire after her ex-stepmom sued her for defamation -- claiming the woman married her dying father at his weakest moment ... when he could barely stand on his own two feet.

Khloe filed the declaration in Ellen Pearson's lawsuit, describing her experience during Ellen and Robert Kardashian's 2003 wedding ... back when Khloe was just 19.

Khloe says her dad was extremely ill at the ceremony, suffering from severe mental, emotional and physical fatigue, unaware of his surroundings. She says her dad's mental state had been "compromised" due to his stage IV esophageal cancer.

It was so bad ... Khloe claims, "Several ceremony guests assisted my father from his bedroom to the couch and helped to sit him up straight for the ceremony, which took place at my father's couch." Khloe says her dad could only stand for a few minutes.

It's the latest shot fired in the endless legal war between Ellen and the Kardashian family, a fight that also involves Robert Kardashian's diaries ... which allegedly describe Kris Jenner as an abusive mom.

Khloe briefly addresses the diaries in her declaration -- claiming she had no idea they even existed until earlier this year ... and has good reason to believe they're not real.

Kanye West Brings Kim K and Lindsay Together!

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Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian were both in the SAME ROOM last night ... along with 19,000 other people ... 'cause they were both at the Barclays Center for the Kanye West concert in Brooklyn.

In fact, all sorts of big stars showed up to Kanye's big show in Brooklyn -- Carmelo Anthony's wife La La Anthony, fashion powerhouse Anna Wintour, LiLo, Kim (her BFF Jonathan Cheban) and, of course, Kris Jenner.

British model Cara Delevingne was also at the show.

One person was noticeably missing -- Kendall Jenner. Apparently, she's got her own things going on these days.

Bruce Jenner I'm Proud of Kendall's Boobs

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Kendall Jenner doesn't need a bra ... because her own father fully supports her breasts.

Sources close to Bruce Jenner tell TMZ, he 100% backs his 18-year-old daughter's decision Tuesday to expose her nipples on Instagram. As far as he's concerned, she's a fashion model ... and that's what fashion models do.

Soon after Kendall posted the pic for her 7 million followers, Bruce began defending his daughter ... saying she's a "wonderful kid and a great daughter" ... and insisting he's proud of her no matter what she does.

Just so we're all clear ... Kendall turned 18 on November 3rd. We're proud of her too.

Kendall Jenner I'm 18 ... So Here are My Nipples

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After only 16 days since her 18th birthday … Kendall Jenner decided to give the world a glimpse of her nipples … leaving everyone wondering ... what took so long?

Kendall posted the pic on Instagram today ... she's wearing a sheer black top … leaving no doubt she's now officially in the Kardashian game of selling sex.

Now here's the question ... does it all end with nipples, or will Kendall walk the path forged by her older sister, with the helping **** of Ray J?

And while we're at it ... we gotta ask ...

Kanye West Dear Mr. President ... Keep My Name & Kim's Outta Your Mouth

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Kanye West is slapping a ban on President Obama ... or at least all conversations about him as retaliation for the Prez calling Yeezy a "jackass."

Kanye's latest rant aired this morning on 107.9 FM in Philly. The hosts asked him about Obama's infamous comment ... and Kanye angrily responded, "I don't care if your're the president. I bring joy to people."

Kanye goes on to explain why he won't be talking about that guy in the White House anymore. Watch the tirade .. It's definitely arrogant, but also a little funny.

Kanye added that Obama better not talk about Kim Kardashian either, saying ... he "shouldn't mention my baby mama name, 'cause we both from Chicago."

Mr. President, you've been warned.

Kim & Kanye We Want Dr. Dre's Land For Our Mega-Mansion

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As if Beats by Dr. Dre didn't earn him enough money last year ... Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are gearing up to line Dre's pockets even more, because Dre owns the Calabasas mega-property the couple is seriously thinking about buying.

TMZ broke the story ... Kim and Kanye have got their eyes on a massive plot of land tucked away in a secluded section of Calabasas, and are considering buying it and then building an enormous, super-private mansion.

The couple already owns an $11 million mansion nearby in Bel Air -- still under construction -- but now they're concerned it's too exposed ... so they're thinking about selling it and buying the lot.

And now for the crazy coincidence -- we've learned the 6-acre plot is owned by hip hop mega-producer Dr. Dre, which he purchased last year for roughly $10.5 million. We're told the land is now worth between $11-12 million.

FYI, Dre is worth a reported $360 million. Kim and Kanye's reported net worth combined isn't even half that. Dre reportedly raked in $110 million last year alone ... largely from Beats by Dre.

Lamar Odom It's True I'm Close to Re-Signing With Clippers

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Lamar Odom just confirmed to TMZ ... discussions are underway for a return to the team he loved -- the L.A. Clippers.

We got Lamar at LAX about an hour ago ... and he made it clear something is going on between him and the team.

Coach Doc Rivers said he met with Lamar Friday to have a chit chat and there is a buzz that serious negotiations are underway.

Lamar certainly wants back because we know he's been seriously training for the last month ... and as far as we know he's drug free.

Kim K. & Kanye When Giant Mansions Get Too Damn Small

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have it rough -- their giant Bel-Air mansion just isn't enough house for 'em. So, they're looking into a much bigger, fancier ... mound of dirt.

We suspect a house with a moat and drawbridge might be built on the dirt eventually.

Kim & Kanye Hunting for Real Estate ... AGAIN Bigger, Better, More Private

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West haven't even moved into their $11 million Bel Air mansion, and they're already on the lookout for an upgrade -- scoping out sprawling properties to build a secluded MEGA-MANSION ... far away from worldly distractions.

Kim and Kanye checked out the 10-acre plot of land over the weekend -- way in the back of Bel Air, not far from the $11 million house they bought in January -- and sources tell us, they're interested in purchasing it in order to build a newer, bigger house.

We're told the couple likes the plot of land particularly because it's more sequestered than the other place -- which is still under construction -- and now that they have a baby, privacy is more important than ever.

They're not decided just yet -- but we're told if they choose to purchase the new property, they'll sell the one they just bought.

According to sources, the plot of land alone is going for $10 million -- and building on top of it will cost a fortune more.

Not like they can't afford it.

Kanye West World's Best Celebrity Dad ... Not Named Lindbergh

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Kanye West hopping aboard an early morning, cross country flight to get his daughter to a doctor's appointment proves one thing -- he's no Charles Lindbergh!

Never thought you'd see Yeezy compared to C-Lindy, did ya? Life is strange sometimes.