Kobe Bryant 1 Word for Dwight Howard Unfollowed
Kobe Bryant is pissed at Dwight Howard ... so much so he did the worst possible thing you can do to a person ... he UNFOLLOWED HIM ON TWITTER.
Pause for reaction.
That's right, just after Howard announced he was ditching the L.A. Lakers for greener pastures ... i.e. the Houston Rockets ... Kobe made sure to axe D12 from his Twitter feed.
Fellow Laker Pau Gasol also unfollowed Howard -- but reportedly changed his mind 20 mins later.
Which is kind of more pathetic, yeah?
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Heidi Klum God Breast America
Heidi Klum just posted this on Twitter ... and we have TWO fun facts:
1) Klum was born in Germany but obtained her American citizenship in 2008.
2) Who cares? She's in a bikini.
Happy 4th!!!
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Lindsay Lohan Rips Her Own Movie It Sucked!
Lindsay Lohan knows ... her stripper movie "I Know Who Killed Me" was so bad, no one should ever watch it ... EVER ... at least that's what she's telling her fans.
Lohan -- who's still in rehab at Cliffside Malibu -- was allowed to play around on the Internet yesterday (which happened to be her birthday) ... and responded to a fan who had tweeted her the following message:
"@lindsaylohan can you tweet me I seriously watched I know who killed me twice last night."
Lohan's response was classic -- "two times too many!"
For the record -- it's not THAT terrible ... as long as you watch it on mute (see below).
Alec Baldwin Still a Homophobe Now a Liar, Too!
Alec Baldwin insists he doesn't hate gays ... just "queens" ... and that's just the beginning of the mind-numbingly stupid explanation he just released in the wake of his homophobic Twitter rant.
Baldwin called up a reporter for The Gothamist today ... to address the backlash after he called for his fans to physically attack a "toxic little queen" reporter who wrote an article about his wife tweeting at James Gandolfini's funeral.
Here's what Baldwin had to say:
"The idea of me calling this guy a 'queen' and that being something that people thought is homophobic ... a queen to me has a different meaning. It’s somebody who’s just above. It doesn’t have any necessarily sexual connotations. To me a queen ... I know women that act queeny, I know men that are straight that act queeny, and I know gay men that act queeny. It doesn’t have to be a definite sexual connotation, or a homophobic connotation. To me those are people who think the rules don’t apply to them."
So let's do some math. Queen + enjoying a foot up your ass = homophobic slur.
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GLAAD Alec Baldwin Gets a Pass 'Cause We're Shameless Starf**kers
After Baldwin essentially called for the gay-bashing of a Daily Mail reporter ... the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation -- the same org. that's CRUSHED people for making far less harmful and threatening statements -- asked critics to back off Baldwin.
"Alec Baldwin is making it clear [to GLAAD] that the intent behind his tweets does not excuse his language, especially at a time when there were 11 incidents of violence against gay men in New York City just last month. As we all work to end such senseless acts of violence, allies like Baldwin are right to use these moments to reinforce support for the community and LGBT equality."
But the statement continues ... and might reveal the REAL reason they're letting Alec off easy:
"Alec Baldwin has worked with several organizations and added his voice to a campaign by Fight Back NY to encourage the State Senate to pass marriage equality with out actor Jesse Tyler Ferguson. He also had a guest role on Will & Grace and played a gay character in the 2006 Off-Broadway revival of 'Entertaining Mr. Sloane.'"
It's almost like the org. is afraid if they bash Baldwin, he'll STOP doing pro-gay projects. Hmmmm ...
If Bill O'Reilly said the same thing ... with the same explanation -- ya think GLAAD would still think it was no big deal? Hmmmm ...
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Alec Baldwin Hates Lots of People But REALLY Hates Gays
3:30 PM PT -- Alec just responded to all the homophobe allegations.
Alec Baldwin -- who puts Paula Deen to shame in the bigotry department -- again showed his true colors with a hate-filled tirade that targeted gays.
A British reporter wrote a story that Baldwin's wife was tweeting recipes and other things during James Gandolfini's funeral. The actor went nuts on twitter, claiming the story was false. Nothing wrong with that.
But then Baldwin played his go-to homophobic card -- he's done it before -- tweeting that the reporter was "a toxic little queen." Baldwin continued, "If (sic) put my foot up your f***ing ass, George Stark, but I'm sure you'd dig it too much."
So we gotta ask ...
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Miley Cyrus Threatens Her Father Tell The Truth, Or Else!!!
9:50 AM PT -- The mystery woman is a stage actress named Dylis Croman, who starred with Billy Ray Cyrus in the Broadway production of "Chicago" last year.
Miley Cyrus is turning up the heat on her father ... warning him to "tell the truth" about his relationship with a mystery woman, or she'll blast him for all of the world to see ... via Twitter.
The supposed blackmail first surfaced last night when Miley posted a bizarre tweet to Billy Ray Cyrus -- the tweet contained a picture of a mystery woman along with the caption, "Since you won't reply to my texts I'm giving you an hour to tell the truth or ill tell it for you."
Given the relationship drama between Billy Ray and his wife Tish, we're assuming Miley is suggesting the mystery woman is somehow involved.
Miley has since deleted the post.
FYI -- an "hour" came and went and Miley never followed through on her threat ... unless Billy Ray actually contacted her.
We reached out to Miley's people for comment -- so far, no word back.
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The Rock's 'Hercules' Diet 7 Meals a Day 3 lbs of Meat, 14 Eggs!!!
If you're wondering what it takes to look like The Rock (aside from ridiculous genetics) the new "Hercules" star just revealed the diet he maintains to play the son of Zeus -- and it's unbelievable.
Rock just posted the breakdown on Twitter -- and it includes 7 full meals with ridiculous quantities of food, including rice, 14 egg whites, all kinds of vegetables, and more than 3 POUNDS of meat.
It's been working too ... Rock's been posting pics of himself during filming (above) and he's more jacked than ever.
Unfortunately, you can't just eat like The Rock to look like him ... you kinda have to go to the gym too.
Maybe tomorrow.
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Ying Yang Twins New Track Dedicated to Miley's Ass
Miley Cyrus is God's gift to twerking ... at least according to the Ying Yang Twins who wrote an entire song about her booty-shaking greatness -- and TMZ has the track.
Kaine and D-Roc tell TMZ, they were inspired to make a tune in Miley's honor after learning she was a fan via Twitter -- and due to her transition from Disney princess to a derriere-popping powerhouse.
They tell us, "Our fans have been starving for some authentic twerk music. Seeing that Miley Cyrus wants to show the world she is grown by twerking, we decided to give her a little help."
You can listen to the lyrics yourself, but here are a few gems:
Do the Miley Cyrus rock wit it
Wiggle wiggle jiggle jiggle shake that s**t
All the n***as saying can she take that d**k?
Freaky b****es shakin ass on the pole
Do the Miley Cyrus b***h and get low
Miley Cyrus, ooh she wildin'
The way she shake her ass keep a n***a smiling'
With her camel toe she steal the show
Put her p***y in yo face like a freaky ho
Now, heeeeere's Miley (and her butt):
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Kim Kardashian Obsessed with Breastfeeding
Kim Kardashian's breasts have swelled to a record-sized G-CUP following her pregnancy -- and sources close to the reality star tell TMZ, she LOVES whipping out her massive new mammaries for baby-suckling time.
Sources tell us, Kim's taking to motherhood like a newborn to a nipple -- in fact, she actively looks forward to her "feedings" with baby North West ... EVEN CHANGING DIRTY DIAPERS!!! As one source put it, "She does it all."
It's pretty crazy ... considering how vocal Kim's been about motherly duties in the past. Back in 2010, she got into hot water for criticizing a mom for breastfeeding at a restaurant.
EWW Im at lunch,the woman at the table next 2 me is breast feeding her baby w no coverup then puts baby on the table and changes her diaper
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) June 19, 2010
As for Kanye, we're told he's a natural dad -- "No one has ever seen him like this."
Now for another famous G-cup ...
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J. Cole Gun-Toting Twitter Fan Investigated By Police
The idiot who blackmailed rapper J. Cole on Twitter yesterday -- by threatening to kill his little sister if J. Cole didn't retweet him -- is now being investigated by police, TMZ has learned.
A rep for the New Braunfels Police Department in Texas tells us, they have opened an investigation into the 19-year-old responsible for the tweet ... after the picture (showing the fan aiming a gun at his sister's face) was brought to their attention.
The rep says the teenager in question "is cooperating and it seems this was just a bad lapse in judgment." Police say the gun in the picture is a BB gun, not an actual handgun.
The rep adds, "For now this is still an open investigation, and for the time being no charges are being filed."
As for the teenager -- we spoke to the kid, and he has profusely apologized for sending the message, telling us, "I'd like to apologize to America for the photo and to put J. Cole in that position. It was all a joke."
He added, "It was an unloaded BB gun and my sister was in on it. I only tweeted it because I didn't expect a response. Mr. Cole please don't sue me. I want to formally apologize more to J. Cole and yeah my mom made me delete my twitter until I fixed it.”
So there you have it. DON'T BE STUPID, KIDS.
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J. Cole Blackmailed on Internet by Gun Toting Fan
Rapper J. Cole was basically extorted by a sick fan who tweeted a photo of a little girl with a gun to her head ... and claimed he would shoot her if Cole did not respond to his message.
The fan tweeted last night "@JColeNC retweet me and I'll buy Born Sinner. Don't retweet me and I'll kill my lil sister."
Shortly after the threatening tweet, which refers to Cole's new album ... Cole did indeed retweet the message.
It's unclear if the gun is real or where the twisted bastard behind the tweet actually lives. The account, which we're not revealing, claims to be out of Saudi Arabia -- but the truth is it could be anywhere in the world.
We reached out to police in North Carolina -- where J. Cole lives -- to see if they were investigating ... but they hadn't heard anything about it.
We also contacted Twitter headquarters ... a rep said the company doesn't comment on individual accounts to protect privacy
This morning J. Cole commented about the incident, saying ... "Wildest s**t I ever seen on twitter."
3:33 PM PT The fan's Twitter account appears to have been taken down. It is no longer loading.
11:15 AM PT The fan is now downplaying his tweet by claiming it's a BB gun in the photo -- apparently, oblivious to the fact even a BB gun could seriously harm a child at that range.
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Bieber's Bogus BFF Asks for Restraining Order Beliebers Are Threatening To Kill Me
The famed freeloader known as King Kevi -- who rose to sub-fame by hanging out at Justin Bieber's house and pretending to be the singer's BFF -- now completely regrets his life choices ... claiming the Belieber nation has turned on him in a big way, and threatened his life.
20-year-old Kevin Pederson has filed a request for a restraining order against the singer, claiming Bieber tweeted out his cell number on June 13th ... unleashing a 40,000,000-person Belieber army on his ass.
Kevin says Bieber tweeted out the number as an act of vengeance against reports that he and Kevin are friends -- insisting the two NEVER met.
Kevin claims Bieber deleted the number minutes later, but it was too late -- his cell number had already been released to a vicious bloodthirsty mob of teen girls ... and these girls do NOT mess around.
Kevin says he has since received thousands of death threats and he genuinely fears for his safety -- claiming it only takes ONE crazy Bieber fan to end his life.
Bottom line, Kevin wants Bieber to stop tweeting about him -- and he also wants Bieber and his goons to stay 150 yards away from him at all times.
Bieber's reps claim Justin never tweeted the number in the first place.
Fun fact: Kevin is the same guy who staged late night pics at Selena Gomez's gate earlier this year to make it look like he was hooking up with her.
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Miley Cyrus Peaces Out w/ Mom & Sis After Parents Divorce
The Cyrus women stick together -- a fact made clear when Miley Cyrus posted a "look how happy we are pic" with her mom and sister ... just days after her mom filed for divorce.
Miley tweeted the pic of herself, younger sis Noah and mom Tish Cyrus riding in the back seat of car sporting a peace sign and smiles, with the caption, "The baddest bitches in the world."
TMZ broke the story ... Trish pulled the plug on her 19-year-marriage to Billy Ray Cyrus earlier this week. That same day Miley angrily tweeted at her dad, "Since your text and email obviously aren't working would you like to talk like this?"
Bright side ... she did wish him a happy Father's Day, or in her words, "Happy daddy day."
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Billy Ray Cyrus' Wife Files for Divorce
Billy Ray Cyrus is getting divorced ... TMZ has learned.
Billy Ray's wife, Tish Cyrus, is citing "irreconcilable differences" in her filing. Her decision to pull the plug on the marriage comes 3 years after Billy Ray filed for divorce but dropped it in an attempt to work things out.
Billy Ray and Tish have been married for 19 years and have 5 children, including, of course, Miley. There's only one minor child left, Noah Cyrus, who is 13. Tish is asking for full physical and legal custody, with visitation to Billy Ray.
Tish is also asking for spousal support, and she wants him to pay her attorney's fees. The date of separation is listed as TBD.
Tish tells TMZ, "This is a personal matter and we are working to find a resolution that is in the best interest of our family. We ask that you respect our privacy at this time."
A few hours ago, Miley tweeted @billyraycyrus, "since your texts and email obviously aren't working would you like to talk like this?"
Interesting ... when Billy Ray filed the first time he had said Miley's fame compromised their family.