Weird News

Model Cara Delevingne was the big winner ... when Michelle Rodriguez emerged nearly naked from their limo in London. Well, honestly -- we're ALL winners on this one.

Just ask M-Rod and CD's limo driver.

Korn frontman Jonathan Davis is unleashing the mother of all conspiracy theories -- President Obama's secret agenda to become a tyrannical dictator with Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber and Kanye West's assistance!

We asked Davis about his band's new "Spike in My Veins" music video -- which is filled with clips of Miley and other pop culture phenoms -- and suddenly it was all aboard the crazy train.

You gotta see it ... right in the middle of LAX, Davis spewed a theory about Obama using celeb scandals as a “distraction” ... while he screws us out of our freedoms.

Por ejemplo ... JD claims Miley's VMA twerkfest was really a smoke screen for something way more nefarious. Nuts, right?

Consider this: Obama signed a law allowing the government to hold citizens indefinitely without trial ... back in January 2012 ... when the big celeb news was Miley and a penis cake.

Simon Cowell's new son has been cleared for takeoff -- TMZ has learned, the 5-day-old child just got his very first passport ... to become one of the most well-traveled jetsetting babies in the world.

Simon and Lauren just left an NYC courthouse, where they filed papers to get their son Eric his passport.

We're told BOTH parents had to be present in order to get the official government paperwork -- and since Simon's only in town for a few days, the couple decided to check this off their to-do list right away.

Makes sense -- Simon spends tons of time in the UK ... so baby Eric will obviously be making plenty of trips across the pond.

Jessica Simpson's dad is sticking tight to a 6'2" stud -- parading him all over Miami Beach -- and TMZ has learned it's all to make a buck.

The eye candy Joe Simpson photographed sprawling in the sand last weekend has a name ... it's Jonathan Keith, and he's a model Joe is taking under his wing.

A source connected to Joe tells us JK is fresh off the boat from Scotland, and Joe's been managing him for about 5 months.

We're told Joe and Jon are in Miami to book modeling gigs. So that whole scene on South Beach was just practice.

Nice pull, Joe.

No one had a better ride than Michelle Rodriguez last night -- just ask her pants ... which disappeared off her body while she was in the backseat of a limo with her new GF Cara Delevingne!

Here's what we know.

Fact: Michelle was wearing white pants when she and Cara hopped a ride back to their London hotel.

Fact: Michelle stepped out of the car cloaked in her bodyguard's jacket ... WITHOUT pants.

FUN FACT: CD stepped out of the car right after Michelle ... holding white pants.

Fact: These pictures tell an AWESOME story, and this is our new favorite celeb couple.

Paris Hilton needs someone to watch her back ... because when no one's looking some random dude is smelling her hair.

Paris was leaving Dan Tana's restaurant in West Hollywood -- celebrating her 33rd birthday with her parents -- when a bald guy in a Burberry shirt brings up the rear and cranes his neck for a whiff of her locks.

RJ Mitte's attempt at social commentary on the Craigslist murder unintentionally turned into a "hilarious" moment with our camera guy.

Everyone calm down ... RJ's heart was in the right place, he just misspoke. Still funny though.

Charlie Sheen’s pornstar fiancée has a thing for Robert De Niro ... so Charlie’s inviting him over for a smoking hot group session ... in his home photo booth.

Charlie just gushed over De Niro’s movie “Last Vegas” on Twitter ... and revealed he bought a photo booth used in the film -- probably because his bride-to-be Brett Rossi is Bobby D's "biggest fan."

Now, in a move only Charlie Sheen could pull off -- he's SERIOUSLY asking De Niro to drop by his house to take a few selfies with Brett in the booth.

It's a pretty decent proposal ... considering De Niro's done worse.

Rapper Cam'ron kicked some dude's testicles into the back of his throat Monday night in Vegas ... and it only cost him a reasonable $20.

Here's how it all went down. Cam'ron ran into a ballsy street peddler who was playing let's make a deal -- his sign read, "Kick me in the nuts ... $20."

Cam'ron accepted the gentleman's offer and delivered David Beckham style. The street peddler collapsed in pain, Cam'ron paid his debt and went on his merry way.

Korn's lead singer paid good money for serial killer memorabilia from Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gacy -- but he's drawing the line with Miranda Barbour ... and thinks her murders definitely were NOT satanic.

Jonathan Davis -- who also performs as JDevil -- says the alleged Craigslist killer is following a tired serial killer script ... "They just blame that s**t on the devil 'cause they've been blaming it on the devil forever. It's got nothing to do with the devil."

Davis once bought Bundy's VW Bug and Gacy's clown suit -- so, he's kind of a serial killer expert -- but he explained why he won't be snatching up any of Barbour's possessions.

Shaquille O'Neal hit up a famous college bar at LSU last night ... and watched some of the college kids kick each other in the balls ... GOOD TIMES!!!

Shaq rolled into Reggie's in Baton Rouge -- one of the storied bars in Tigerland (the nickname for the bar scene right off campus).

At some point in the evening, Shaq observed some bar patrons making a bet with each other -- one side lost -- and the penalty was a foot to the groin.

So, being the responsible journalist that he is, Shaq recorded the moment of truth ... and posted it to his Instagram page.

The Satan-worshipping woman who just admitted to more than 22 murders actually suggested it could be several times more than that number ... confessing it's "less than 100" ... and her murderous alter ego was named "Super Miranda."

Miranda Barbour is in a Pennsylvania jail after allegedly murdering a man she located in a sex ad on Craigslist. She dropped a bombshell in an interview with Francis Scarcella of the The Daily Item ... something that was not in his article.

Scarcella tells TMZ, he pressed Barbour on the number of people she killed, after she said, "When I hit 22, I stopped counting." As Scarcella pushed her, she blurted out, "It's less than 100." She would not be more specific.

Scarcella says when Barbour was about to kill, she claimed she changed personas, becoming "Super Miranda."

Barbour told Scarcella the knife she used to brutally murder the Craigslist victim had murderous notches ... she said she had used the same knife before ... because it's one of her favorites.

And Barbour told Scarcella ... she only killed bad people -- people who abused children and people who owed money.

And Barbour says she felt satanism controlled what was inside of her.

It's like reading Playboy for the articles -- Kirsten Dunst went to a New Orleans strip club Saturday night for the drinks and conversation ... paying ZERO attention to the naked girls shaking their asses on stage.

The "Spider-Man" actress hit up Rick's Saloon -- which flew in extra dancers from V-Live Club in Houston just for All-Star Weekend -- but Kirsten didn't appear impressed ... facing away from the stage, stirring her drink, and trying to talk with her friends.

WHO TRIES TO TALK IN A STRIP CLUB???

Thankfully, Kirsten still dropped some cash on the ladies -- we're told about $1,000 -- and then came back the next night too.

Shia LaBeouf sobbed all over his fans on closing night of his bizarre art installation in L.A.

When Shia's #iamsorry thing wrapped up last night ... he silently walked out of the building, gestured for a paparazzo to move ... and then went in for a group hug with about five fans.

The scene is pretty weird ... especially the rubdown he ended up getting from the female fans while they all hugged it out.

The pastor who died Saturday from a snake bite violated Kentucky law by displaying and handling the deadly reptile during his church service ... TMZ has learned.

Jamie Coots was bitten by a rattlesnake while preaching to his congregation. He refused medical treatment and died a short time later.

We did some digging ... and found a Kentucky law which says, "Any person who displays, handles or uses any kind of reptile in connection with any religious service or gathering shall be fined not less than $50 nor more than $100."

Kentucky Game Warden Ray Lawson tells TMZ ... Coots had proper permits to transport, hold and sell copperhead and timber rattlesnakes, but he acknowledges the state law prohibiting the use of snakes in religious ceremonies.

Lawson says his dept. has no authority to enforce the state law. He says that's the job of the cops, but they don't enforce it.

Kanye West went on another endless rant Saturday night ... but this one had a racial twist.

Kanye was playing the Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey when he called out TMZ and other media for criticizing him over the last year.

Kanye said we all make him look like "a maniac and an animal" ... not because of anything he did ... but because of our discomfort over interracial relationships.

Unless we're missing something ... he thinks we all have a problem with the fact that he's engaged to Kim Kardashian.