On the left we have Amber Rose, jet-skiing earlier this week in Miami ... while on the right we have Kim Kardashian, putting her ample backside to good use while vacationing in Thailand last year.
The question is ...
You Can Almost
Sea My Doo
1/19/2015 4:58 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
One thing you can say about Amber Rose ... she's a crack jetskier.
Amber made waves Monday as she traversed South Beach in all her glory.
Amber Rose ... gluteus to the maximus.
In My Birthday Cake
1/9/2015 9:25 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
R. Kelly's mind ain't telling him no ... because his body likes cake -- and for the singer's birthday, he got a special double decker ... courtesy of a real bad girl.
Kelly's friends hooked him up with a fake cake for his birthday party Thursday night at Time restaurant in Atlanta ... but the kicker was "Bad Girls Club" star Sarah Oliver who was waiting inside.
Doesn't look like he made it rain. Guess he's matured.
TSA Getting Handsy
With Her T&A
1/8/2015 7:01 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
It's confirmed ... Kim Kardashian isn't a terrorist ... but TSA just got all up in that bitch just to make sure.
Kim's five-alarm booty must have tripped the sensors Wednesday at a LAX security checkpoint ... she got the royal pat down by a female TSA officer while an annoyed Kanye West looked on.
It's unclear how long it took or what prompted it, but one thing we know for sure ... nothing fell between the cracks in this search.
Hurdler Michelle Jenneke
Drops New Ass Video
1/6/2015 12:29 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Australian hurlder Michelle Jenneke -- the woman who's cute jiggly warm up dance captured the hearts of pervs everywhere -- is turning it up a notch ... in a steamy new video for WorldstarHipHop.
Here's what you need to know:
Michelle runs bleachers ... in booty shorts.
Michelle trains ... in booty shorts.
Michelle hangs out in a bikini (which are booty oriented by default)
Michelle does her famous warm up dance, then hurdles, in shorts that prominently display -- you guessed it -- her booty.
The final scene ... a group of black guys applaud (we're not making this up).
Bottoms Up for Birthday Surprise
1/4/2015 6:18 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Tyrese has some amazing friends ... because his pal Snoop Dogg surprised the "Fast and the Furious" star on his birthday ... with a face full of strippers!
It all went down in Burbank this week during a video shoot for Tyrese's song, "Dumb S**t."
Snoop -- who is featured on the track -- hatched a plan to bring in some exotic dancers and surprise Tyrese for his 36th birthday with a cake (the kind you eat ... with frosting).
Check out the video ... and enjoy the iTunes gift card you got for your birthday.
My Wife's a
12/27/2014 8:52 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Mark Wahlberg was caught swimming with a floatie this week in Barbados ... and by that, we mean his wife Rhea Durham's beautiful ass.
Ya couldn't blame Mark for having a funky bunch in his pants. Feel the vibration.
Breaking the Internet Is Hard
When You're Pregnant
12/2/2014 11:59 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Kourtney Kardashian had the stomach to pose naked for Dujuor magazine.
Kourtney -- who is ready to pop with her third kid -- tried to one up Kim. When you break it down limb by limb ... she really looks amazing ... shades of Demi Moore.
Your move, Khloe.
Supermodel Nina Agdal
My Talents are Vast and Awesome
11/30/2014 11:09 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Victoria's Secret model Nina Agdal firmly planted herself on all 4s ... then opened wide for her extremely lucky boyfriend.
The supermodel's BF Reid Heidenry gingerly hydrated her Saturday in Miami with a brewski.
And he got a reward in the end.
And how was your weekend?
'Lilo & Stitch' Star
We Don't Want Your Ass
On the Strip
11/28/2014 12:40 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
The star of "Lilo & Stitch" is too hot for the Sunset Strip ... because her ass has just been rejected.
Daveigh Chase -- who was the voice of Lilo -- is the star of the upcoming movie, "Wild in Blue." We're told the flick is real sexy, and that's why it's being marketed with Daveigh's ass as its moniker.
Regency Outdoor Advertising owns one of the best billboards on the Strip ... right at Sunset and Doheny, a stone's throw from 1OAK, Bootsy Bellows and Boa.
The folks at "Wild in Blue" offered the market price of $45K for the month of January to plaster her ass, but Regency balked because the image was just too risque.
We're told Regency suggested producers Photoshop "boy shorts" over the thong to make it more palatable. Ain't gonna happen.
The movie's marketers are looking for another billboard on the Strip, but so far no bites ... bites.
Model Laura Cremaschi
11/26/2014 7:53 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
It's gonna be 75 degrees and sunny in Miami today. It was 74 degrees yesterday ... which is why Italian model Laura Cremaschi broke out the Daisy Dukes for a nice beach workout.
Crunches. Jump squats. Tire drag. Awesome.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
On Kim's Ass
For Title of Hottest Kardashian Ass
11/25/2014 2:46 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Watch your back, Kim ... Khloe is coming for you.
Khloe Kardashian continued her all out assault on her sister's claim to the most colossal culo in Calabasas ... as she was spotted leaving a private gym Tuesday afternoon.
The spandex-clad profile is oddly similar to the one Kim showed off just a few months back.
The question is ...
That Butt Is Real
... Real Suspicious
11/25/2014 12:02 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Beyoncé posted a new video of her goofing around with friends and shaking that ass, and while it looks like candid home video -- could it all be a set up to squash all those pesky photoshopping rumors ... and snatch back the booty crown from J.Lo?
One thing's for sure -- it’s a lot of fun trying to figure it out!