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Joanna Krupa's lady parts have finally had enough of Brandi Glanville alleging there is a major funk down there ... so Joanna's gearing up to take Brandi to court.

According to a legal letter sent from Krupa's lawyer to Glanville -- and obtained by TMZ -- JK is warning the 'RHBH' star ... her ass is about to get hit with a defamation lawsuit.

Brandi and Joanna have been feuding since November 2013 when Glanville went on "Watch What Happens Live" and claimed she'd heard from a friend ... Krupa's nether region "smelled."

She re-iterated that again just last month ... which made Krupa go ballistic about Glanville to a TMZ photog -- and most likely led to lawyers drafting this letter.

The woman claiming Bill Cosby drugged and sexually assaulted her at the Playboy Mansion just over six years ago is filing criminal charges.

Model Chloe Goins and attorney Spencer Kuvin are heading to LAPD headquarters right now ... claiming she's the victim of sexual assault at the hands of Cosby.

As TMZ reported ... Goins alleges in 2008 she woke up naked in a bedroom with Cosby sucking her toes and masturbating after he slipped something in her drink.

Here's what's unclear ... the alleged incident occurred more than 6 years ago, and in California the statute of limitations for every sexual assault except rape is 6 years. We don't know if she's alleging rape.

Stephen Collins' divorce trial is set to begin next month ... but first the judge wants to hash out as many details as possible -- and you can be sure his child molestation admissions will be one of them.

Collins and his estranged wife Faye Grant were in a L.A. court Wednesday for the start of divorce proceedings. The judge set Feb. 9 for a trial date.

Next week, both sides will meet for a settlement conference -- basically, one last chance for them to reach agreement on issues in their divorce before the trial begins.

One of those hot topics -- Collins' claim the molestation controversy has cost him work, so he's making less money ... and can't afford to pay Grant. She wants her share of their assets protected in case he gets sued by one of the victims.

But here's the rub, the house never got built and Key eventually moved out of town ... but according to court docs obtained by TMZ Sports, Johnson never paid the design company what it claims it was owed for drawing up the blueprints.

Now, a collection agency is on Key's ass -- looking to recover more than $40k in back payments for the mansion that never was.

But Johnson says it's all a baseless money grab -- claiming the blueprints were drawn up by his architect, not the designer ... and he doesn't believe he owes the designer a single cent.

"Be careful who you deal with. Everybody's looking for a buck. You can't get paid for work you didn't do."

There is now one less opportunity to protest outside a Bill Cosby show -- a performance scheduled in Massachusetts for next month has been cancelled.

The embattled comedian was scheduled to perform at the Hanover Theatre February 6, but according to the venue Cosby's promoter pulled the plug on the gig.

The president of the theater said they were "relieved" at the decision, adding, "It's not a situation anybody wanted to be in."

Cosby's recent shows in Canada have been marred by protesters both inside and outside his shows. He's scheduled to perform Saturday in Denver and Gloria Allred, who reps several of Cosby's accusers, is holding an event in town that very same day.

What a coincidence.

Potential jurors in the Aaron Hernandez murder trial are getting grilled about everything from drugs, tattoos, team allegiance, and even TMZ -- this according to court docs.

The third day of jury selection just wrapped in the ex-Patriots star's trial, and the jury questionnaire -- 51 questions deep -- was just released. It includes the following:

- Do you believe that Mr. Hernandez is more likely to be guilty in this case because he has tattoos?
- Are you a fan of the New England Patriots? Have you ever attended a Patriots game?
- Is there anything about [Hernandez playing for the Patriots] that would impair your ability to be fair and impartial?

There are a bunch more questions addressing potential jurors' feelings about Hernandez being "Hispanic" -- and also their opinions about smoking marijuana ... and firearms.

Also interesting ... a question about where they've learned info about the case. Dozens of TV shows, channels, magazines, newspapers and websites are listed, including TMZ -- which is relevant since we were first to post the selfie Hernandez took while holding a gun.

Hope Solo will NOT go to trial over allegations she beat up her half-sister and nephew last summer at her home in Seattle, WA ... the case has been dismissed.

Solo had been facing two counts of fourth-degree domestic violence. The judge described the case as "impermissibly prejudiced" and "materially affected" because of the lack of cooperation by witnesses.

Solo's attorney said afterward, "If the case had been reviewed carefully at the outset, no charges would have been filed."

As TMZ Sports previously reported, the soccer star was arrested last June after allegedly beating up her half-sister and 17 year-old nephew following an argument.

A cosmetics company just rubbed Jessica Alba the wrong way ... now her lifestyle company, worth nearly one billion dollars, is exfoliating the problem and taking them to court.

Cosmedicine fired off a cease and desist letter to Alba's highly successful The Honest Company last week -- claiming her brand name and their "Honest Face" lotion were too similar.

Now Honest Co. wants a judge to settle the dispute ... claiming no one's confusing anything because its bottles are completely different from Cosmed's, there's a huge price difference and Cosmed's lotion is not even on retail shelves yet.

To further drive it home ... Honest Co. brags it's hauled in over $200M in revenue over the past 3 years -- and rips Cosmed as a failing line desperately trying to breath new life back into an old product.

Taryn Manning's alleged stalker violated a restraining order by hitting her with a barrage of phone calls and texts ... and a massive "manifesto" about Taryn she uploaded to Reddit ... this according to the criminal complaint obtained by TMZ.

According to the New York District Attorney's Office, Jeanine Heller has been using various phone numbers to text and call the "Orange Is the New Black" star over the last few months, sometimes pretending to be other people.

Some of the messages included:

-- "Why have you tormented me and spread lies ... You said if I died you would celebrate. Well go celebrate. Karma will come."
-- “I miss you. Don’t ruin your pretty smile with cigarettes. This is your fairy godmother."
-- "I was in the hospital last month. I tried to kill myself. I don’t know why you teamed up to hurt me."

The criminal complaint against Heller also makes mention of Heller uploading 385 files onto Reddit in December, including "a 13-page, single-spaced, self-described manifesto claiming to outline the history of the relationship between [Manning] and [Heller}."

Jews are from everywhere ... which is why the man suing Nicholas Sparks for allegedly being anti-Semitic has no case ... argues the famous author.

As TMZ first reported ... Saul Hillel Benjamin -- the man hired to run Sparks' Epiphany School of Global Studies -- sued "The Notebook" scribe for discriminating against his Jewish "nationality" ... he also claims Sparks was biased against black and gay students.

But Sparks and his lawyers fired back ... the core of the case hinges on Benjamin's Judaism -- and Sparks' team claims being Jewish is "not a National Origin" so it's not illegal discrimination.

Simply put, he claims Jews, Catholics, and Protestants come from many different countries and don't have a single national origin -- thus ripping a hole in Benjamin's case.

Rapper Young Jeezy was so confident of beating the rap in his weapons case, he went and dropped a cool $1.5M on a fly new Georgia mansion ... a MONTH before learning his fate.

As TMZ first reported ... weapons charges were dismissed against the rapper last month in connection with a fatal shooting at a Wiz Khalifa concert. The case was weak ... in fact, it made no sense.

Jeezy was so confident of winning, he bought the Atlanta spread in November.

One of Bill Cosby's famous accusers was cheering when Tina Fey and Amy Poehler skewered the comedian during the Golden Globes.

Law & Order actress Michelle Hurd thinks it's ironic ... 2 female comedians who were cracking jokes about Cosby's alleged antics could be more powerful in swaying the public than the accusers themselves.

Hurd tells us ... Fey and Poehler give the allegations credibility given the profile of the Globes.

She thinks Cosby has been impervious to the criticism and hostility aimed at him, but she's hoping the cumulative impact of hecklers at his concerts, women speaking out and now 2 famous women taking an international stage and blasting Cosby will finally get to him.

Hurd came forward back in November, alleging Cosby groped her in a dressing room while they worked on "The Cosby Show" together.

Pack your bags Darren Sharper ... 'cause you've just been ordered to go to New Orleans!!!

TMZ Sports has learned ... a district court judge has ordered the L.A. County Sheriff to "surrender the body of Darren Sharper" to the U.S. Marshall so he can be arraigned in Louisiana on drug conspiracy charges.

Sharper has been locked up in L.A. for more than 300 days ... accused of drugging and raping two women he met at a West Hollywood nightclub.

Meanwhile, in N.O., a federal grand jury charged the former NFL star with conspiracy and the illegal distribution of drugs with intent to commit rape.

A federal judge in Louisiana decided Sharper needs to be present in New Orleans for an arraignment and signed off on a writ of habeas corpus ordering the L.A. County Sheriff to hand him over on or before February 23rd.

The judge also ordered Sharper to remain in New Orleans until the conclusion of his federal case.

No word on when Sharper is expected to hit the road ... but he has another court date in L.A. scheduled for January 27th.

Iggy Azalea's ex-boyfriend/producer jacked a bunch of songs from her that are the exact opposite of fancy -- in fact, they're unfinished crap according to Iggy ... and a judge just agreed with her.

Iggy sued Hefe Wine ... accusing him of stealing music off her laptop, and then packaging the tracks as a mixtape called, "Inizio" ... which he released on the Internet last year. Iggy argued the quality of the recordings was so "inferior," it's obvious she didn't intend for them to go public.

According to legal docs ... a federal judge in L.A. agreed on Monday, and issued a preliminary injunction to block Hefe from selling the recordings, and using Iggy's name to promote them. The judge actually watched "Inizio" music videos and compared them to I-G-G-Y's hits before making her ruling.

R&B singer The Weeknd was arrested Saturday in Las Vegas ... after he was accused of punching a cop.

Law enforcement sources tell us a fight allegedly involving Weeknd started inside the Cromwell Hotel around 4:20 AM ... and when they arrived, the fight was still raging.

We're told cops attempted to break up the fight, and one of them pulled the singer into an elevator during the scuffle. That's when Weeknd allegedly punched him in the head.

The singer -- best known for his duet "Love Me Harder" with Ariana Grande -- was instantly hauled off to jail for battery of a protected person.

After he was bailed out ... Weeknd posted a pic of himself boarding a private jet with the caption, "escaped from Las Vegas."

George Zimmerman allegedly hurled a wine bottle at his gf's head because they got into a heated convo about a work of art.

As we told you ... Zimmerman was arrested over the weekend, and according to the police report -- obtained by TMZ -- the alleged domestic incident started on Jan. 5 when Zimmerman and the woman were talking smack over a painting he wanted back from her.

Cops say the woman got pissed, started to walk out ... and then George tossed the bottle, which missed her and hit his garage door.

Zimmerman's been dabbling in painting himself ... though it's unclear from the report if it was an OG Zim piece that started the fight.

Police spoke to Zimmerman about the fight on Jan. 9 -- and he claimed SHE threw the bottle. Cops didn't buy his version of the incident ... and arrested him for aggravated assault.