Hook Ups

As Gerard Butler and Jen struck poses from the front, an enterprising photog got the real story from behind.

The pics were taken on the Seine River in Paris, during their tour hawking "The Bounty Hunter."

As Gerard Butler and Jen struck poses from the front, an enterprising photog got the real story from behind.

The pics were taken on the Seine River in Paris, during their tour hawking "The Bounty Hunter."

Before the body art incident, the two hit up Madeo and Chateau Marmont together where they both seemed a bit tipsy to say the least.

It was around 1:00 AM this morning that they finally hit the tat shop -- the same tat shop where Deryck was seen making out with another girl at after he and Avril split last year.

No word on what designs they had stitched in to their limbs -- we're guessing they match.

Sources close to Michelle McGee -- the woman who allegedly had an affair with Jesse James -- tell TMZ Michelle is adamant ... she's not a white supremacist.

According to our sources, McGee claims she just enjoys fetish modeling and the pics were an attempt to be "provocative." As we first reported, McGee posed for the pics over a year ago and the Nazi outfit was the photog's idea.

McGee's ex-husband begs to differ, claiming she was fond of making the Nazi salute.

McGee told InTouch that the "W" and "P" tattoos on her legs don't stand for "white power" -- but rather "wet p***y."

The engaged twosome hit up Koi in L.A. on Wednesday, where after they battled through the storm of camera flashes, they enjoyed their "first dinner outside the show."

As for those boozy, hot tub hoppin' pics of Vienna we posted yesterday -- she told us, "It's Spring Break and I was in college."

The 26-year-old rehabbed singer reunited with her ex outside a restaurant in England on Monday.

No, no, no!

For at least a moment, Lindsay was the face of Cavalli.

The 39-year-old vamped the night away at Cream Stereo Lounge in Scottsdale.

The bronze medal-winning snowboarder was super chatty on his way into "Jimmy Kimmel Live," claiming the chick who kissed his medal and then went South had also approached Michael Phelps and tried dragging him into a make-out session.

And action!

That's some big love.

TMZ has learned the teen Disney idol was on the hunt for the perfect timepiece for a special friend -- if you believe the rumors, that friend is Nick Jonas. She picked it up at a jewelry store in the Northpark Mall in Dallas.

We're told she got the watch engraved with the phrase "Check the time ... I love you right now" -- and then personalized the box with a line from a Roy Croft love poem: "I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am with you."

Even marine mammals want a piece of that $32.5 million NBC settlement.

In an interview with BLI In The Morning, the gay "American Idol" runner-up revealed he recently played tonsil hockey with Baby Gaga herself.

Maybe she thought he looked like Mick Jagger.

She's still not officially divorced from hubby Deryck Whibley, but it seems Avril is already on the rebound -- 'cause let's get serious ... does anyone really think Brody's in it for the "friendship?!"

Didn't think so.