'Wayne's World' Reunion on 'Saturday Night Live'
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No, your TV didn't accidentally teleport back to 1992 -- Mike Myers and Dana Carvey got back together on "Saturday Night Live" last night to do their classic sketch, "Wayne's World."
Excellent.
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Tracy Morgan Palin Is 'Good Masturbation Material'
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Tracy Morgan says he LOOOVES Sarah Palin ... especially when he's all by himself.
Morgan appeared on an NBA pregame show on TNT last night-- when he told the panel, "Let me tell you something about Sarah Palin, man. She is good masturbation material. The glasses and all that. Great masturbation material."
The crew uncomfortably tried to change the subject -- and moments later, TNT fired off an apology saying, "It's unfortunate Mr. Morgan showed a lack of judgment on our air with his inappropriate comments."
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Jon Cryer I Check TMZ for My Charlie Updates
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You gotta see this clip from the "Conan O'Brien" show tonight ... hilarious.
Donald Trump Stoudemire SAVED the Knicks!!!
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Donald Trump ... Drake ... Pauly D ... Chris Brown -- they're all pushing HARD to get NY Knicks star Amare Stoudemire on to the NBA All-Star squad .... and now their pleas have been remixed by an Internet legend.
DJ Steve Porter -- the guy who made that awesome Slap Chop remix -- banged out a brand new mash-up using soundbites from a ton of famous Knicks fans ... and it's AWESOME.
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Norm MacDonald OJ Simpson's a Prison Bitch
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O.J. Simpson's a pocketholding jailhouse bitch -- at least according to prison expert Norm MacDonald ... and it's all because OJ committed the wussiest crime ever ... stealing his own football jerseys.
Norm explained in L.A. Sunday night -- the pecking order behind bars is pretty brutal ... and people who jack their own sports memorabilia are lowest on the totem pole.
A double homicide conviction, on the other hand -- now that will get you respect. Too bad.
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Antoine Dodson's Chimney Intruder Hide Ya Eggnog!
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Antoine Dodson wants to shank Santa Claus with a switchblade ... and he's singing about it.
Dodson went on "Lopez Tonight" yesterday with comedian Kelly Pryce to debut their new anti-Kris Kringle anthem, "Chimney Intruder" ... which includes the lyric, "Come through my chimney, I'll show you a nutcracker!"
"You are so dumb."
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Seth MacFarlane Rips Miley Over Bong Video
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Seth MacFarlane just burned Miley Cyrus over our video of her smoking a bong -- by tweeting that if she would've been dressed up like Hannah Montana ... "no one would've known it was her."
His jokes really pack a punch.
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Applegate $10,000 Offer to Preggo Pole Dance
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Christina Applegate's fart-filled pregnant pole dancing routine -- currently blowing up on the Internet -- just scored the actress a $10,000 job offer ... from one of the most famous strip club's on the planet.
SCORES gentlemen's club in NYC sent Applegate the letter yesterday -- offering the "Anchorman" star a chance to reprise her role as pregnant pole dancer Roxy Fedaro ... from the hilariously awesome skit she just did for Funny or Die.
No word if Christina plans to accept -- but it could be worth it ... because according to the letter, Scores is prepared to fork over $10,000 per appearance. Plus tips.
With a little seducidence ... anything is possible.
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Colbert & Stewart Bring the Sanity And/Or Fear
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Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart took to the National Mall in Washington, D.C. today as part of their "Rally To Restore Sanity and/or Fear."
So far sanity has a slight lead.
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Gloria Allred vs. Gloria Allred Who'd You Rather?
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Here is TMZ's faux Gloria Allred in L.A. today (left) -- and the real Gloria Allred at one of her hundreds of news conferences (right).
**Be sure to tune into tonight's TMZ on TV to see our coal miners, Rachel Uchitel, Tiger, serial murders and the whole gang.
Check out TMZ on TV -- click here to see your local listings!
Carlos Mencia The Undisputed Champ ... of Farts
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Carlos Mencia really stinks -- in fact, the comic tells TMZ he's completely undefeated in the cut-throat world of competitive farting.
After a comedy show in L.A. last night -- the gas master showed us a new iPhone app called "Fart Battles" -- in which flatulent fighters wage war by recording their own ass-music ... and then sending it to each other.
Fart war is hell .... especially after burrito night.
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Lampanelli: Giraldo Would've Loved Gottfried Burn
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Lisa Lampanelli didn't think Gilbert Gottfried was out of line when he cracked a cremation joke about Greg Giraldo just hours after his death -- in fact, Lisa thinks Greg would've appreciated it.
Lisa -- who Greg endearingly referred to as a "Circus bear in a pant suit" -- spent lots of time exchanging insults with Giraldo at Roasts throughout the years ... and this weekend in NY, she told us, "You don't do the Roasts like we do without having a sense of humor about it."
When we asked about Gilbert's self-described emotional issues -- Lisa told us, "That's every comic ... we make jokes about the stuff we're about to cry about."
Check out the clip -- it's pretty good.
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Gilbert Gottfried Roasts Greg Giraldo -- Too Soon?!
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Just hours after Greg Giraldo passed away, one of his former Roast-mates -- Gilbert Gottfried -- was already making a joke out of the situation ... but did he go too far?!
Earlier today, Gottfried went to his Twitter page and wrote, "If Greg Giraldo is cremated, will that be the 'Greg Giraldo Roast'?"
We spoke to Gilbert about the tweet ... who told us he has problems expressing his emotions -- but noted, "Greg can't say anything about it now ... I'm not worried about him calling and complaining."
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Gilbert Gottfried I'm Not Done Roasting Lampanelli!
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Gilbert Gottfried claims some of his best material got cut from the "Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff" -- but last night in NY, dude put the crosshairs right back on fellow roaster Lisa Lampanelli ... and fired off a few rounds of comedy gold.
** WARNING -- THIS IS PRETTY RACY STUFF **
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Will vs. Mark Who'd You Rather?
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Co-stars Will Ferrell (43) and Mark Wahlberg (39) posed for a picture while attending the premiere of "The Other Guys" in Australia earlier today.
The question is...
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Comedian Elayne Boosler 'Memba Her?
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In the '80s, Elayne Boosler was a popular comedian who was the first woman to get her own cable TV special. Guess what she looks like now!
