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Amal Clooney is on the diva fast track -- based on her latest outfit ... she's going full-court press on the Hollywood glitz thing.

George Clooney's bride is a quick study in attention-grabbing ... Amal stepped out for dinner in NYC in a midriff-baring ensemble that would have Lady Gaga licking her chops.

Amal reportedly lunched with Anna Wintour earlier in the day ... so it's possible she's gearing up for a Vogue spread.

Scott Disick took a break from partying, rehab hijinks, and then partying some more to spend time with two of his kids, Mason and Penelope.

Disick and the kids hit up a sushi joint Tuesday in Calabasas.

Disick bailed on his trippy Costa Rican rehab this week and came back to L.A., but not before some serious Costa Rican clubbing. He's already booked a club appearance in Vegas for this weekend at 1 OAK in The Mirage Hotel & Casino.

"Millionaire Matchmaker" star Candace Smith made the perfect love connection on an L.A. beach Tuesday ... between her ass and the paparazzi.

Candace -- a former beauty queen -- hit the sand for some volleyball and a pigskin toss (looks like she has game) ... with her pal ex-Miss USA Susie Castillo.

Like all finely tuned athletes ... Candace knows nothing's more important than stretching. Well, that and a very small bikini.

Watch your back around "The Flash" star Grant Gustin ... from the looks of things, he's the class fast clown on set.

Gustin broke his boredom during a shoot in Vancouver by busting out the ole bunny ears ... at a security guard's expense. Sure, he could have been flashing (yeah, we know) the peace sign -- but the smirk on his face is a dead giveaway.

Tom Brady likes his buns toasted ... Gisele Bundchen's that is.

Tom dropped back to his Costa Rican beachfront estate with Gisele and the fam for his annual off-season vacay.

Sure, Tom has a shiny new trophy that says otherwise -- but, from this angle, it's clear the real MVP in this family wears a bikini. A very small green bikini.

Yeah, we know what you're thinking ... #FML.

Oh boy ... David Letterman snuck out of his island retirement home without his shoes again ... at least it looks that way.

Dave was down in St. Barts this past weekend mentally preparing to step down from the 'Late Show' when he took an early morning Caribbean jog ... sans shoes, only socks.

There's a ton of studies about the benefits of jogging barefoot ... and Dave's embracing all of them during his island time.

Justin Bieber has a new dog ... which has got to be worrisome for the pooch.

Bieber took the puppy for a fancy dinner at Mastro's Sunday night in Bev Hills. It's unclear why the restaurant let the terrier in.

Bieber Instagrammed the photo Sunday night ... showing the snuggly lil pup wrapped in Bieber's tatted arm. Her name is Esther ... reason unknown.

This is where history is both useful and alarming. You'll recall Biebs famously gave away his pet hamster to a fan a few years back (it died a few months later) and abandoned a pet monkey at a German animal shelter.

Good luck, Esther.

Patrick Schwarzenegger looked the worse for wear in Malibu Saturday.

Arnold's son returned from Spring Break in Cabo, where he got chummy with a couple of chicks, apparently much to the dismay of Miley Cyrus.

One girl was his best friend's girlfriend, and the other was his ex, but it was all out in the open and certainly looked innocent enough ... to some, but not MIley.

Patrick and a few buds hit up a Malibu restaurant, where he hooded up, looking pretty pensive.

Patrick is a student at USC. Miley didn't go to college. Is this just part of a ritual that Miley doesn't understand, or does she have a point?

We're kinda tired of solving this mystery, so we'll leave it to you. Is Kim Kardashian that fickle that she'd change her hair color twice in the same month, or is wearing a wig?

This pic was taken Friday in Calabasas. It paints a dark picture of Kim K ... this, just weeks after she became blonde during Paris Fashion Week.

Check out this pic Kim posted with her photographer, Ellen von Unwerth. BTW, Ellen specializes in "erotic femininity."

Now that we think about it, screw the hair. What's Kim up to now?

Elizabeth Olsen, the younger sister of the Olsen Twins, was hangin' on the beach in Malibu ... lookin' hot and leaving a lot to the imagination.

The "Godzilla" star broke off her engagement to super-hot model Boyd Holbrook in January.

Bobbi Kristina Brown has left Emory University hospital, and is now in a rehab facility in Atlanta -- but the transfer is NOT a sign her condition is improving.

Bobbi Kristina was moved to the new facility Thursday after doctors at Emory made one more attempt to slowly remove life support to see if she responds. She did not ...and we're told doctors say she's in the same non-responsive state she's been in for weeks.

Bobby Brown and Pat Houston helped carry her belongings from the hospital to the new facility ... which we're told is better suited for long-term care.

As we first reported ... Bobbi Kristina's breathing tube was moved from her throat to her neck a few weeks ago. We're told that was in preparation for the support she will be getting in the new building.

We're told Bobby remains adamant and faithful his daughter can come out of the coma.

Patrick Schwarzenegger's just doing what every guy does on spring break, but in these new photos he happens to be doing it with his ex-girlfriend ... which will be harder to explain to Miley Cyrus.

The pics just surfaced from the same day he was doing body shots off his BFF's girlfriend ... and relatively speaking, they're pretty innocent.

PS and the green bikini hottie -- named Taylor Burns -- are chatting, laughing, and she was even considerate enough to rub suntan lotion on his back. The sun IS hot down Mexico way.

Here's the thing ... guys and girls socialize on Spring break -- sometimes up close and drunkenly. Patrick's just having a regular college experience. His challenge is Miley didn't have that experience.

Still, we gotta say the ex-factor does complicate things. Good luck, Patrick.

Go play, kiddo ... mommy's wabos are out -- is what we imagine Alessandra Ambrosio shouted at some point during her topless photoshoot slash family outing.

The Victoria's Secret supermodel brought the girls out in Malibu Thursday. She also brought her fiance, her son, and her daughter too.

Of course, she still looked fine as hell, it's just ... her son walking into the shot does change the mood quite a bit.

Hint: Cover up the kid with your hand. Muuuch better.

We gotta ask ...

By the size of her monstrous camel sacks ... you wouldn't know reality star Lacey Wildd is starving -- but she's 6 weeks into a dangerous diet ... all to become an extreme real life Barbie.

The 46-year-old mother of six (eight if you count the twins) has undergone 36 plastic surgeries -- but is scrambling to shed as many pounds as possible before her 37th, which will be -- you guessed it ... another boob job.

TLC's "My Strange Addiction" and "Botched" star is going from LLL to QQQ, and says she's dropped 22 lbs by eating nothing more than an apple a day.

She says doctors have warned her to stop, but she's determined to become a walking cartoon character.

Note to Lacey: Mission accomplished.

Kris Jenner's now tailing other people's famous kids around the world -- instead of her own -- and her latest target is "Fifty Shades of Grey" star Dakota Johnson and her mom, Melanie Griffith.

Jenner is currently third wheeling it with DJ and Mel on their Mexican vacation. Despite being 30-plus years older than Dakota ... the moms are right next to her, proudly flaunting their bikini bods too.

The Kardashian matriarch also hung out with Lindsay Lohan in Paris earlier this month during Fashion Week.

Hey, at least when you hangout with other people's kids ... you don't have to pretend to parent them.

Miley Cyrus knows the chick boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger hung out with and hung all over in Cabo ... because she's hung out with her too.

Her name is Natalie, and she spent time with Miley at a USC football game in November. Natalie was with a guy, who we're told is her boyfriend.

Patrick says the guy is one of his best friends so it was purely innocent when he did body shots off of her and was huggin' on her.

Miley apparently is not ok with it, based on her social media posts Monday and the video we shot at the Laugh Factory later that night.