Weird News

There's one thing Brad Pitt's attacker Vitalii Sediuk goes crazy for -- even more than A-list celebs -- random guys playing bongos!

Sediuk was spotted in Griffith Park ... dancing and playing the maracas while performing his court-ordered community service ... we don't think this is what the judge had in mind.

Robin Thicke re-upped his chakra security after visiting a gem store this week ... picking up a jumbo-sized crystal used for protection.

The singer dropped by Crystalarium in West Hollywood with 4-year-old son Julian Tuesday and snagged a 2 foot high chunk of Amethyst.

Spiritual sources tell us ... Thicke spent a few thousand bucks on the stone -- which is used for purification and protection ... as well as getting in touch with the higher consciousness.

Thicke has been making a full-court press to get back with wife Paula Patton. Rock on, dude.

Brittny Gastineau wanted everyone to know ... she got a wicked black eye from someone or something.

Kim Kardashian's BFF showed up at Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood Tuesday night -- the place to go if you want to be photographed by paparazzi. She went there with her mom, who told photogs, "You know, Angels, when they hit earth, it hurts a lot." But they weren't specific.

Now ... if you think they didn't go to Craig's to be photographed, think again, because earlier in the evening they went to Mr. Chow in Bev Hills, the other place in town where you are certain to get papped.

So we're left with this mystery -- who eats 2 dinners?

You know you're blowing up in the music biz when Weird Al wants to parody one of your songs ... which is exactly what happened Friday to Iggy Azalea -- and we got the whole thing on video.

Weird Al was backstage at KS107.5's Summer Jam in Colorado when he started pleading with Iggy. He's said he always tries to get permission from other artists before doing his thing.

Sources at the show tell us Al was really cool about it -- and even left Iggy a copy of his proposed lyrics. Unclear which Iggy hit he's targeting ... but Al might have dropped a "Fancy" hint with this IG post from the show.

Make sure you watch the clip to the very end ... for Iggy's awesome ending.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s floating a pretty wacky theory ... that water has feelings! It's actually the research of a Japanese scientist who claims polluted water can purify itself if you talk real nice to it.

Sharon Osbourne ain't buying it, but guess what? TMZ has its own quantum physics expert, and she's backing Gwyneth!

Disclaimer:Our expert may not know what quantum physics means.

Mischa Barton bucked the trend -- her entourage caused zero problems in an Atlantic City nightclub ... because TMZ has learned she rolled completely solo to host the event.

Barton was the celeb guest host for Pool After Dark last Saturday night at Harrah's Resort. A rep for the club tells us hosts usually have entourages 5-15 people deep, but the former "O.C." star thinned her crew down to a party of one.

Sounds like Mischa could've used a wingman -- we're told she stayed at the club until 3:00 AM, talked to no one, ordered a bottle of champagne and a bottle of tequila, and did shots ... by herself.

Barton did a court-ordered rehab stint in 2007 following a DUI, but has never claimed to be sober.

A source close to Barton tells us ... Mischa decided to attend last minute and opted to roll solo rather than miss the payday for hosting.

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Girrrrl ... the dollar store manager who got famous on the Internet for spraying Febreze in the face of an alleged shoplifter ... is now famously unemployed -- TMZ has learned the guy got fired.

The video is damn entertaining -- Gavyn Edlinger, the manager at Family Dollar in Saginaw, Mich. confronted a few alleged shoplifters (one of whom was pregnant) in the parking lot last week. It quickly turned into screaming, yelling, the Febreze spray and this classic line -- "Bitch, what I want you to do is do something. I will whoop yo' ass!"

Gavyn tells TMZ he was canned six days after the confrontation -- and it probably didn't help that it blew up on the web.

Edlinger called the incident an unfortunate scene and claims the mother of one of the girls in the video called the store to apologize. He says he tried to have the video taken down, but when the guy refused ... he decided to just own it.

Should look good on his resumé.

Serena Williams is the only -- repeat ONLY -- woman alive who could pull off crashing a beach wedding while wearing a leopard print one-piece swimsuit.

Williams was in Miami this weekend when she stumbled upon a beach wedding ... and jumped right in. She posed for a few pics with the bride and groom ... all while yelling out "Wedding crasher!"

Casey Kasem's wife chucked a raw piece of meat at his daughter Sunday ... all because Kerri Kasem attempted to take the radio legend to a hospital.

The back-and-forth drama between Jean Kasem and some of Kasem's kids has been bitter ... but Kerri was finally allowed to see her dad Friday ... per a judge's order.

The judge also allowed Kerri to have Casey hospitalized if necessary ... which is why she showed up Sunday with an ambulance at the home he's staying at in Washington ... but Jean wasn't having it.

In the video, you can see both sides of the family GOING OFF ... and for some reason it looks like there's both cops and a biker crew facilitating things.

Jean told NBC she was following a bible verse from King James when she threw the meat.

Ambulance workers were eventually allowed inside and they took Casey to a nearby hospital.

How's this for irony ... V. Stiviano said a bunch of racist stuff about black people -- and TMZ Sports has the footage.

Among the lowlights ...

-- "I don't understand black people. You give them a little bit of money, they don't know what to do with it."

-- "[Black people] just act crazy ... they're like, 'Yo, I wanna put extra rims on top of my rims. And my rims are gonna turn around. I'm gonna call them spinners.'"

The footage was shot back in 2011 as part of a reality show pilot about gold diggers -- V. Stiviano was one of the girls selected to appear ... and in the clip, she rambles on and on about finding a mega-rich guy to settle down with.

Oprah's feet are a thing of beauty ... so says the lady who works tirelessly to keep her hoofs beautiful.

Gloria Williams -- a.k.a. FootNanny -- was outside 1-Oak Friday night when we put her feet to the fire.

Footnanny was pretty tight lipped -- but our takeaway is O is corn and bunion free.

Michael Biehn, who starred in "The Terminator" and "Aliens" is getting divorced ... with a big twist.

Michael's wife, Gina Biehn, filed for divorce in L..A. County Superior Court. It's a long trek for her -- because she lives in England. In fact, according to court docs, obtained by TMZ, she's been separated from Michael since 2007.

We thought Michael was actually married to another woman -- Jennifer Biehn. Turns out, they've been living together for years and although she legally changed her name they're not hitched.

Michael and Gina have an 11-year-old son and she wants full legal and physical custody. She also wants child support.

We're told it was a very bad break up back on '07 and they actually got back together several times but it didn't work out. We're also told Michael has been sending Gina regular financial support.

BTW ... Jennifer is a celeb of sorts. She just did a spread for German Penthouse.

Hide ya placenta ... formerly gay and formerly famous YouTube star Antoine Dodson is presently a father ... his baby mama just gave birth to their son.

Dodson posted a pair of photos on Twitter announcing the arrival, writing ... "He's here, I'm officially a dad, 6lbs 7oz 19in long!!"

Antoine's come a looooong way since 2010 when he famously helped his sister fend off an attempted rapist ... and told a reporter, "Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, hide ya husbands ... cause they rapin' everybody out here."

Last year, he surprisingly announced ... "I want a wife and family, I want to multiply and raise and love my family that I create."

One of the judges at the Scripps National Spelling Bee loves Kelis -- or milkshakes -- and proved it by randomly quoting her classic song ... instead of using an unrelated word in a sentence. Warm it up!!!

The judge was Dr. Jacques Bailly, who won the title himself back in 1980. He was supposed to be using "feijoada" in a sentence, but instead stated, "While Tabitha discovered that her milkshake brought all the boys to the yard ..." -- before cutting himself off.

The contestant went on to spell the word (BTW, it's a Brazilian stew) correctly ... we're guessing Kelis would not have.

Pilar Sanders is a Moorish National Aboriginal, Indigenous Natural Person who should not be governed by any laws or courts in the United States of America ... or so she's claiming in a bizarre new legal doc.

The ex-wife of Deion Sanders, who now goes by Pilar Biggers Sanders Love El-Dey, filed docs to appeal a judgment that upheld the prenup in her divorce ... and potentially cost her millions.

Pilar's docs claim she's now affiliated with the Moorish Divine and National Movement of the World -- which best we can tell (she rambles for pages about the group) means she can only be judged by the Moroccan Empire. We know.

So, translation -- we're not really sure.

Either way ... Ms. Love El-Dey's appeal was dismissed -- even before this strange filing -- and for some reason she thinks this will give her case new life in the courts.

Viva Morocco!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding may have been the biggest ... but we've got the lil'-ist.

Mini Kim and Mini Kanye tied the knot at Beacher's Madhouse Saturday at the MGM Grand in Vegas.

It was star-studded ... Mini Gaga, Mini Britney and Mini Miley all looked on as a mini-preacher officiated. Jeff Beacher was front and center throwing his weight around -- taking on the role of Rob Kardashian.

It wasn't a legally binding ceremony, of course ... it was all for show. Just like Kim and Kanye's.

Watch the video to see how Mini Kanye consummates the wedding.