Hugh Hefner really loves his 27-year-old Playmate wife Crystal Harris ... we're told he's created an intricate plan to set her up in a multi-million dollar estate, where no one in his world can displace her once he dies ... but there is one hitch.
Hef plunked down $5 million last month for a 5,900-square-foot Hollywood Hills mansion, which is held in trust for the 2 of them. Short story -- Crystal owns the house with him.
Playboy sources tell us ... the couple is happily living at the Playboy Mansion, and they have no plans to move. So why, you ask, did they buy the Hollywood Hills home? Fact is ... Hef is a renter! He doesn't own the Playboy Mansion ... it's owned by Playboy Enterprises.
We're told the 87-year-old perennial player wants to make sure Crystal has a roof over her head when he's gone, and the Hollywood Hills estate fits the bill.
As for the one hitch -- it's if they get unhitched. Then Hef will either give her the house, buy her out, or fight it out in court.
BTW ... the house has 4 bedrooms, 5 baths, an infinity pool and sick views -- perfect for a young widow.
Do you imagine yourself immersed in a world of half-naked chicks ... all-night ragers ... and bunny costumes? Well if you've got $11 million to blow ... listen up ... the Playboy Bunny house is up for grabs.
The 6,690-square-foot crib (located across the street from the famous Playboy mansion) hit the market this week ... leading scores of men everywhere to seriously consider moving.
The Holmby Hills digs is known for temporarily housing some of Playboy's hottest models ... including Jayde Nicole and former "Amazing Race" contestant Jaime Edmondson.
As for the house ... 5 bedrooms, 6.5 baths, 1.3 acres of land, oasis waterfall, pool and spa.
When "Mob Wives Chicago" star Pia Rizza found out there were naked pictures of her being shopped to various media outlets ... she knew the drill -- RELEASE THE PHOTOS HERSELF!!!
Pia tells TMZ ... she took the racy pics -- which she allowed TMZ to publish -- sometime last year, while still filming "Mob Wives" and sent them to her boyfriend to get some feedback on whether she had the right stuff for Playboy.
But Pia tells us ... the pics somehow got into the wrong hands -- and someone was trying to sell them without her permission.
2010 Playmate of the Year Hope Dworaczyk and her perfect breasts are FURIOUS at an L.A. t-shirt company -- claiming they were hired to promote slim-fitting boob-accentuating tees ... but never got their money.
Hope has filed a lawsuit against a company called Tees by Tina, claiming they entered into a contract in January 2011, in which Hope agreed to promote their shirts in exchange for $120,000.
But according to the lawsuit, Hope says Tees by Tina tried to terminate the contract early ... and failed to pay out the balance of what she was owed. Hope says Tees by Tina has also continued to use her in promotional material, despite not paying her in full.
It's unclear how much Hope believes she's owed, but she's suing for at LEAST $25,000 plus interest. Calls to Tees by Tina weren't returned.
In between making pizza and tanning, "Jerseylicious" star Filippo Giove found time to show off what his mama gave him -- BY DROPPING TROU for Playgirl and TMZ has the pics.
Filippo -- a star on the Style Network show since 2010 -- stripped down to his bday suit and posed in a variety of sexy (ish) positions for the upcoming Spring issue.
Specifically, Filippo shows off his derriere on some red satin sheets ... poses with a few strategically-placed bubbles and gets naked in a pizza shop while slathered in marinara sauce -- with only a LARGE pizza box covering his junk.
Maybe it's large ... we're not actually sure. You decide.
Hugh Hefner's new bride Crystal Harris is lucky she's alive ... because Hef's old GF Kendra Wilkinson says she wanted to KILL Crystal for previously dumping the Playboy mogul.
Kendra was on the Big J Radio Show in Montana this morning when the host asked about Hef and Crystal reuniting in matrimony ... and KW blew up, saying, "I got pissed off when she hurt him."
Kendra continued, "That pissed everybody off that she would just leave him and dump him, use him and abuse him." Then added, "I wanted to kill her."
You'll recall, 26-year-old Crystal abruptly ended her first engagement to 86-year-old Hef in 2011 just days before their wedding. The couple patched things up last year and eventually married on New Year's Eve.
But don't worry, Kendra's not holding a grudge -- saying she only wants to see Hef happy.
So as long as Crystal doesn't dump him again ... she should be safe. Probably.
Wanna party with Justin Bieber ... you gotta sign on the dotted line! We got our hands on the contract JB makes all his guests sign ... and it seems outrageous and totally douchey -- but maybe it isn't. We'll explain.Plus, Lil Scrappy dodges jail time by claiming he's…