Anthony Bourdain is putting Paula Deen ON BLAST -- mocking the butter-loving chef for poisoning Americans with unhealthy food ... and now trying to profit off of their illness.
In an ultra-transparent Twitter attack -- Bourdain wrote, "Thinking of getting into the leg-breaking business, so I can profitably sell crutches later."
The "Kitchen Confidential" author is presumably pissed that Deen -- who built an empire off her high-fat, high-sugar recipes -- announced she has diabetes ... and subsequently revealed she's become a paid spokeswoman for a diabetes medication.
There are reports ... Deen knew about her diabetes for years -- but continued to hock her recipes on her Food Network cooking show, while secretly negotiating the endorsement deal.
Obviously, Bourdain sees a serious conflict of interest in Deen's behavior.
And it's not the first time Bourdain went for the jugular with Paula -- just last year, he called Deen the "most dangerous person to America" who's "proud of the fact that her food is f**king bad for you."
Khloe Kardashian is lashing out at her former step-mothers -- claiming the women should be "ashamed" for telling a tabloid magazine that Robert Kardashian isn't her biological father.
Khloe's fury is directed at Jan Ashley and Ellen Kardashian -- who were each married to Robert after he split from Kris Jenner. Both recently claimed Robert privately revealed to them that Khloe was fathered by another man.
Now, Khloe is firing back on Twitter ... saying, "The audacity you have to mention my father’s name like this! Should be ashamed of urself! I let a lot of things slide but this one is really low… YOU ARE DISGUSTING! (yes you know who YOU are)."
Bill Maher is at it again ... poking fun at Tim Tebow on Twitter just a week after he took some serious heat for mocking the Broncos QB on Christmas Eve.
Maher took a not-subtle-jab at Tim following his terrible performance in a blowout loss to the Bills (see below) which ticked off both Tebow fans and the religious right.
The "Real Time" host took to his Twitter again yesterday to post two pics of him Tebowing in Hawaii -- one of which he calls Treebowing since, as you can clearly see, he's up in a tree.
New rule ... every one needs to lighten up just a little.
Demi Lovato went on a Twitter rampage last night against her former bosses at Disney over an eating disorder joke on one of their shows -- and guess what??? Disney folded and promised to pull the joke from the show.
Lovato, who left the Disney show "Sonny With a Chance" to battle her own problems with food, took offense to a line from the show,"Shake It Up" -- "I could just eat you up, well if I ate."
Demi sent out a flurry of tweets, one of which read, "I find it really funny how a company can lose one of their actress' from the pressures of an EATING DISORDER and yet still make joke about that very disease..... #nice."
Word got back to the Mouse House and they responded to Demi in a matter of hours from a PR Twitter account: "We hear you & are pulling both episodes as quickly as possible & reevaluating them ... It’s NEVER our intention to make light of eating disorders!"
How 'bout that ... The mouse that roared caved to the mouth that roared.
Kiefer Sutherland just scared the living crap out of a perfectly innocent Christmas tree ... pretending to form tackle the fur ... in a new holiday card intended to spoof his famous tree dive of '06.
If you recall, Kiefer ferociously murdered a suspicious-looking Xmas plant in a London hotel during the filming of the documentary "I Trust You to Kill Me" ... possibly because he may have been drunk at the time.
Now, Sutherland has mocked the incident ... posting the greeting card to his Twitter page.
Pretty funny ... but nothing beats the real thing.
Homeless people in Indiana are feeling the wrath of Charlie Sheen's former goddess Bree Olson -- who's BEGGING her community to stop giving money to beggars.
Olson ignited a firestorm on Twitter earlier today when she posted a photo of a beggar -- and wrote, "STOP giving then money Fort Wayne! The more you give them money this place is gonna start looking like Skid Row."
She added, "Fort Wayne has PLENTY of room in the shelters and almost every church has food shelter and placement. No excuse for him or the others here."
Olson -- a former porn star -- was bombarded with insults from people who don't see things her way. One person wrote, "Some people are more comfortable asking for help than sucking d*** for money."
Ashton Kutcher doesn't trust himself with his own thoughts ... claiming his ignorant Twitter defense of Joe Paterno has made him realize that he isn't qualified to speak to 8 million people.
Kutcher just posted a long-winded message on his blog -- explaining that he has decided to turn over control of his Twitter account to his management team -- which will now filter Ashton's stream of uninformed thoughts before they are unleashed on the masses.
Kutcher writes, "Up until today I have posted virtually everyone of my tweets on my own,
but clearly the platform has become to big to be managed by a single
individual."
He continued, "While I will continue to express myself through @Aplusk I'm going to
turn the management of the feed over to my team at Katalyst Media to
ensure the quality of it's content."
He should have had the management team read over the blog before he published it -- because after he again apologized for the Paterno tweet, he wrote, "It was a mistake that I don't think will not happen again."
Not a good month for Mark Ballas-- two weeks after the "Dancing with the Stars" pro lost his hot girlfriend Pia Toscano ... some heartless burglar busted his car window and jacked his guitar.
Ballas posted the bad-luck news this weekend on his Twitter -- writing, "My car just got broke into and my first Martin guitar was taken..."
To make matters worse, Ballas says his super-expensive Breitling watch was stolen earlier last week.
On his way out of "DWTS" practice, Ballas told photogs he'll pay good money to get Marty back.
Russell Brand has managed to find another country that doesn't want him -- he's been denied entry to Canada.
Brand first tweeted, possibly while still flying, "HELP! I'm gonna be late for Casino Rama show unless someone can force Canadian customs officials to let us land in Orillia!"
He then tweeted a few hours later that his concert tonight was cancelled because he couldn't get in the country (see above).
Brand was deported from Japan back in May while trying to visit with his wife, Katy Perry.
The media in Canada paints a different story -- saying Russell was not turned away by customs, but rather his plane was having issues.
DJ Qualls posted dozens of messages to his Twitter page early this morning, detailing what he says was an unwarranted beat down he took from a Vancouver police officer.
Qualls -- best known for his roles in "Road Trip" and "Memphis Beat" -- says he witness a fight in the street and tried to ID one of the attackers to a police officer, but that officer immediately turned on him and threatened to arrest him. He claims the officer tackled him to the ground, busted his face, handcuffed him and "Taunted me for 1/2hr b4 the ambulance came. I was held, no calls, no
attorney. AND I had to pay an $800 ER bill. Free healthcare, Canada?"
Qualls, who ID'd the officer by name, said he plans on taking the matter up with internal affairs and wants to be reimbursed for his hospital bills.
Calls to Vancouver PD were not returned.
A rep for the Vancouver PD tells TMZ they are "not aware of the incident" or "who Mr Qualls is." The rep went on to say they encourage anyone who feels like they have a complaint against the department to file a report, but would not comment any further.
Kiefer Sutherland just scared the living crap out of a perfectly innocent Christmas tree ... pretending to form tackle the fur ... in a new holiday card intended to spoof his famous tree dive of '06. 
