Celebrity Butts

Remember when Tekashi69 said Cristiano Ronaldo couldn't score on him??

Well, he didn't say anything about ridiculously hot Instagram models.

The "FEFE" rapper got into a shootout with Brittany Renner -- aka bundleofbrittany -- a former college soccer star who has racked up more than 4 MILLION followers on IG.

The two made a soccer bet -- if he could stop all of her shots, Brit would have to move to NYC. And, if she scored on him ... he's gotta pack up and move to L.A.

Tekashi made a valiant effort -- but the former Jackson State striker just killed him ... even hitting a sick upper 90.

Call the movers?

6ix9ine has boasted A LOT about his soccer skills -- and even hit the pitch with international soccer superstar Mario Balotelli. He is definitely not the worst goalie we have ever seen, but he ain't exactly David de Gea either.

We'll give Tekashi the benefit of the doubt -- maybe he was a bit distracted.

There's nothin' like a latte to perk up your morning -- especially when the mocha's coming from someone who looks like Cat Kennedy.

The DAS-repped model recently enjoyed a beach day in Malibu, where she showed off her best assets in what we're gonna call a milk chocolate shaded bikini. Check out this gallery of Cat trying to stay cool in L.A.'s summer temps.

Yes, she's got us thinking coffee, but make it an iced one. The bonus: cakes on the side!

Iggy Azalea is probably the most effective human billboard we've ever seen -- 'cause we honestly don't know what she's advertising here other than her body. Oh, wait ... we get it.

The Australian MC posted a few shots of herself modeling a swimwear line called BODY! by designer Raven Tracy. The name is certainly appropriate, especially when you've got someone like Iggy showing off the goods.

It's good timing too, considering Iggy's supposedly got a new EP dropping in just a few days called "Survive the Summer." It's been a while since we've heard a new project from her -- meanwhile, it feels like we've been seeing her fantastic ass more and more.

She recently uploaded an amazing twerk off vid ... not that there was really competition for her, besides her own two cheeks. They won, FYI.

Whatever floats your boat, Igg. We're enjoying your work.

Lady Gaga went from sexy beach photo shoot to a wet dress contest in the blink of a wave -- and she didn't have much on underneath.

Gaga had several wardrobe changes in the sand Wednesday in the 'Bu -- going from French dominatrix to sea nymph ... with her ass on full display much of the time.

Maria Sharapova's professional season might be winding down, but her boyfriend is kicking off ass-eatin' season ... in a big way!

The Russian tennis star was lounging in a bikini Sunday in Positano, alongside her millionaire bf, Alexander Gilkes, who decided to order lunch OFF-menu. For some reason, Alex got a face full of Maria's butt.

He was also pretty handsy with the booty -- so, there's little question to what he sees in Maria. Check out the pics, though ... she was stuck on her phone the whole time he was going to work back there.

These sexy stars have reinvented the traditional selfie and given us a view all their own!

Sneak a peek of the sizzlin’ summer pics by sliding into our gallery of P.O.V. bikini selfies, and see if you can guess the babe showing off her rockin’ bod!

Blake Griffin was living the life in Miami over the weekend ... where his smokeshow girlfriend, Francesca Aiello, turned every single head on the beach ... for obvious reasons.

Blake and Francesca -- who owns Frankies Bikinis -- have been super tight over the last few months ... ever since the NBA star broke things off with Kendall Jenner.

The two took things to a private cabana in Miami Beach on Sunday with a group of friends -- where they packed on the PDA ... including a few moments where she laid right on top of him.

Good times.

Here's Tom Brady on vacation with his family in Costa Rica ... proving you don't have to be ripped to shreds to be one of the greatest athletes on the planet.

TB12 and Gisele took the kids to the beach over the weekend to relax and catch some rays -- with Tom hoping to even out his farmer's tan.

Obviously, Gisele looks incredible ... but what's new?

The two packed on the PDA -- kissing during a romantic stroll -- and, with exactly one week until veterans report to Patriots training camp ... Tom's gotta get it in while he can.

As for Tom's G.O.A.T. bod ... it's the result of hardcore training, muscle pliability routines and diet with the TB12 Method.

Yeah, there might be more ripped QBs in the league -- but Tom has said his body is built for success on the field ... not on the beach.

And, if you think Tom's worried about all the haters -- he's probably too busy focusing on other things ...

Iggy Azalea is taking her twerk game to a new level -- this time, she's throwing around that donk in see-thru pants ... and the video is solid!

The "Kream" singer has been in a serious twerk phase for a while -- and she's putting in the work to get her booty-bouncing game on point.

In fact, she shook so much during a practice sesh on Monday night, she wore herself out ... but, as she noted, "Gotta practice ... the floors not gonna f*ck itself."

Iggy Azalea isn't just serving up her own ample ass ... this time, she's got a whole gang o' asses with her -- strictly for biz, of course.

Yes, here's Iggy's day at the office, rehearsing some moves for her song, "Kream" ... we're assuming for live performances. ZERO pretense here -- just a whole bunch of butts shaking, popping and clapping.

If you've seen the "Kream" music vid, the dance moves here aren't exactly a surprise, but they'll likely inspire you to grab some Iggy concert tix!

The only downside here is for Iggy's dancers. It's not like they can tell friends and family to check out their latest work. The camera angle reveals NO faces.

Still, impressive work ... even if ya can't ID 'em.

Stormy Daniels can chalk this one up as a quickie -- the charges from her Columbus, Ohio strip club arrest have already been dropped.

Prosecutors say the "touching" statute only applies to strippers who "regularly appear" at the establishment. Stormy was merely a featured guest dancer, so she's in the clear.

As we reported ... Stormy was arrested Wednesday night after motorboating an undercover police officer while performing at Sirens. According to police docs, Stormy put both hands on Officer Mary Praither's butt and breasts, and then put her breasts in the officer's face.

A judge has already signed off on the dismissal of charges.

Stormy's lawyer, Michael Avenatti, said the incident reeked of a sting operation. TMZ broke the story ... sources connected with the club tell us the undercover officers waited in the back of the club for Stormy to take the stage, appearing as if they were gunning for her.

However, police say they were there investigating complaints of alleged prostitution and drug activity. They say two other strippers, who were also arrested, were the first offenders -- with one of them motorboating and groping Officer Praither.

They say Stormy's touchy-feely performance came later -- around 11:30 PM -- and she actually motorboated all 3 undercover cops, not just Praither. After Stormy's performance, she and the other 2 were arrested at the same time.

Emily Ratajkowski is sure somethong to look at ... especially in a tiny bikini hanging out on the front of a yacht.

Emily and a couple friends were out on the water Saturday on the Greek Island of Mykonos, and looked like they were having a real good time while catching some rays. The sun was out ... and so were Emily's buns.

Gigi Hadid and Emily Ratajkowski certainly pack a punch while on vacation -- ya know, the old one, two ... as in one and two-piece bathing suits. Whew!

The two models were spotted among a bunch of other babes soaking up some sun on a yacht Sunday near Mykonos Island, Greece. Emily appeared a bit less shy at the front of the boat with her poses. Booty and middle finger out, her 2-piece on full display ... well done.

Gigi, meanwhile, was changing in the back -- slightly shaded, but still smokin'.

Daphne Joy is getting her week off to a fantasstic start ... and we suspect yours just got better too.

50 Cent's baby mama took her talents to Poros, Greece, where she hopped on a luxury yacht and dipped her curvy bod in the oceans. Daphne's purple swimsuit definitely highlights her best assets.

It's unclear if she's vacationing with anyone, but if so ... they're damn lucky. No doubt, Daphne's hitting all the angles this summer.

Model Joy Corrigan is the kind of show-off we can get on board with ... especially when it involves several wardrobe changes.

Joy showed off her #SummerGoals body during a Poema bikini photo shoot down in Miami. She made a splash wearing a pastel-ish bikini, and not just literally. Joy -- who has also appeared on the cover of MAXIM in France -- changed into a burgundy outfit and that was also a hit.

Blac Chyna is back on the market and letting everyone know by hitting up her BFF, Amber Rose, for a night on the town.

Amber and Chyna were like a dynamic duo leaving Bootsy Bellows Wednesday night in WeHo but, instead of wearing capes and fighting off bad guys, they looked like they were on a manhunt.

Chyna dumped her recent BF, YBN Almighty Jay, about a week ago after several months of dating because she caught him flirting with other women and thought it was shady. Amber confirmed her breakup with rapper 21 Savage in March.