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Adult Swim star Eric Andre partied so hard his clothes fell off -- the comic pulled out all the stops and threw a ballin' 32nd b-day bash at a kitschy desert trailer park hotel.

Our party sources tell us the wacky host of "The Eric Andre Show" bared it all in the hot tub during the Joshua Tree soiree. No other takers, apparently ... but it was his birthday, after all.

We're told Eric plunked down about $2,500 to rent the entire Hicksville Trailer Palace -- a hipsterific getaway in the California desert... with 9 funky themed trailers. Eric's booze crew included fellow comics Tom Green and Felipe Esparza.

Entertainment included BB guns and Mexican food all night long -- and in the morning ... pancakes and scrambled eggs for everyone.

Hold the nuts.

President Obama just met with the most powerful man in Jamaica ... Usain Bolt ... who made such an impression on POTUS, the guy struck Bolt's famous lightning pose.

You gotta watch the clip, Obama is totally geekin' out over meeting the fastest man on the planet.

In fact, he gushed about Bolt to the room ... saying, "Nobody's ever been faster than this man ... EVER ... of all the billions of people."

Obama is supposedly in Jamaica on political business ... but it looks like it's all a cover to get to Usain.

MORE FIYAH!!!!!!

Kevin Hart doesn't mind dropping a grand on star f**kers, but we're not talkin' the Hollywood types ... these are far more hardcore.

Our boozy sources say Hart was feeling the love in Laredo, TX Tuesday night after swinging through town to gear up for his big comedy tour -- which kicks off Thursday in San Antonio. Kev facilitated a buzz for 200 people, courtesy of Red Bull, whiskey and schnapps ... aka star f**kers.

Here's the breakdown ... Hart dropped $300 on dinner, which included 2 bottles of vodka for his crew, his fiancee and 8 others -- then threw down $600 for the shots and tacked on a fat $300 tip.

But he wasn't done yet -- he shelled out another $100 in drinks for a b-day girl and her friends and passed the local flower lady a hundo just because.

Sounds like if Hart's ever down in Texas, he'll hook you up.

One man's junk is another man's art ... but not always. Waco O'Guin -- the co-creator of Comedy Central's animated series "Brickleberry" -- is blasting Instagram for penile hypocrisy.

Waco tells us he's furious Instagram yanked his post showing an altered "Creation," featuring Woody from the show who dwarfs the "real" Adam and a topless Ethel who mimics a zaftig cherub.

Waco got a message from Instagram that his parody was out of line but the original "Creation" he posted was allowed to remain.

He feels art is art, and Michelangelo's prized work in the Sistine Chapel is not more worthy of Instagram than his stab at greatness.

He also says his creation was featured on Comedy Central, sans blurs, so if it's good enough for the network it should be good enough for the folks at Instagram.

The Fat Jewish is going full throttle with his modeling career, achieving the perfect tan on a NYC street.

The Instagram icon claimed a parking spot in Chelsea Saturday, telling our photog he's riding the wave of plus size modeling.

TFJ -- who has nearly 4 million followers -- jacked Janet Jackson's look for the new cover of Inked Magazine, so it's puzzling why he seems so pissed off that Kim did the same to him.

The large Jew now has the perfect hue.

One of Instagram's biggest sensations can thank his fat stomach for an upcoming photo spread in Inked Magazine.

Josh "The Fat Jewish" Ostrovsky is a certified social media icon that has almost as many followers as President Obama -- 3.7 mil and counting -- which is probably why the mag asked him to make that body work for them.

FJ recreated famous magazine covers for the shoot and while he's no Janet Jackson, for some reason we keep getting sucked in ... to that huge belly button.

We've heard FJ tells the mag he's the new face of male modeling and he'll have 6 pics/chances to show us why.

Well, this doesn't bode well for Kristin Cavallari.

If Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler wants to turn things around and start playing like a winner ... he's gotta do things that winners do -- and that starts with banging Gisele.

At least, that's the strategy "New Girl" star Lamorne Morris -- a HUGE Chicago Bears fan -- was recommending when we talked to the guy at The Improv in L.A. last night.

"Until [Cutler] starts inserting himself into Gisele every night ... she has a magical vagina ... then I will believe in him."

You know how tough Josh Koscheck is?? He tried to eat a steak last night ... without his two front teeth!!

The UFC superstar was leaving Boa Steakhouse ... looking a little more Michael Strahan-ish in the mouth region than usual -- so we had to ask, what's up with your grill?!

Don't worry, Josh always carries backups ... and popped in a couple of FAKE TEETH to fill in the gaps during our conversation (we asked about retirement, his answer is interesting).

See, Tiger Woods ... no reason to be so embarrassed!!

It seems like a joke to everyone who saw it -- 'cause it was hysterical -- but boxer Marvin "Papi Gallo" Jones says dropping his cell phone from his trunks during a fight ... cost him the bout!

Jones was fighting Friday night in Florida when his cell phone -- yes, cell phone -- fell onto the mat right after the opening bell.

Jones tells TMZ Sports he was listening to music before the fight and tucked the phone into his shorts. When he headed to the ring, he pulled out his headphones ... but not the phone. Next thing ya know his Samsung Galaxy's taking a standing 8.

Jones says he lost as result of the blunder because it threw off his focus. He says he kept thinking, "Man, my cell phone just fell out in the ring – and on TV!"

Two CLASSIC moments at the UFC 189 media event in Ireland moments ago -- when two fans hijacked the mic and started talking SMACK right to Jose Aldo ... and IT'S HILARIOUS!!!

FYI -- Dana White opened up the event for questions from the media (and only the media) about the fight between Ireland's own Conor McGregor and Aldo set for July.

That's when some drunk dude took the mic and started spouting off at the mouth ... asking Aldo," Do you know the word spank? 'Cause you're gonna get SPANKED!"

It went on for another minute ... funny stuff.

Then it gets BETTER -- when some little kid followed suit ... and demanded Aldo hand over the belt now, 'cause Conor's gonna beat his face in.

Ralphie May thinks non-comedians like Ludacris should leave comedy to the professionals, because Ralphie's indignant at Luda's indignation over that Paul Walker joke during the Justin Bieber roast.

Our photog got Ralphie at LAX Friday and he made no bones about it. He thinks Luda's a "bad sport" for going ballistic when Jeff Ross cracked, "Move Bitch, get out of the way, is what Paul Walker should have told that tree."

Cam Newton is totally gonna freak when he sees this ...

His ex-Carolina Panthers teammate Chris Ogbonnaya told TMZ Sports he pulled off the most elaborate prank ever on the superstar QB ... and this video officially marks the end of it.

Ogbonnaya -- who now plays for the NY Giants -- was leaving Mastro's this week when we asked the running back about the best prank he's pulled since he's been in the NFL.

He then told us about how a slight mix-up led to Cam believing he was raised in Nigeria, and how Chris turned that into an epic gag that never ended ... even when he ran into Newton at the Super Bowl last month.

In fact, the only way Newton will learn Ogbonnaya is actually from TEXAS ... is if he watches this video.

Fred Durst is not a deranged alleged murderer who might have confessed on an HBO series to killing 3 people -- that's the OTHER guy named Durst.

Ever since Robert Durst's story exploded on 'The Jinx' ... Fred's name has been coming up more and more. In fact, an initial report about Robert mistakenly called him "a member of a band."

It took the Limp Bizkit frontman a bit to respond, but Fred finally posted a pic of himself wearing a sweatshirt that says "NOT ROBERT."

Here's video of Shaquille O'Neal in a skin-tight bodysuit ... dancing, golfing and goofing around ... all for a new casino-themed video game ... complete with a beat-box session.

The Big Fella did the whole motion capture thing so programmers could accurately recreate every single curve of Shaq's 7-foot frame for his two new app games ... SHAQJack and Caddy Shaq.

We're told ShaqJack is a twist on traditional blackjack ... with some basketball flavor along the way.

And CaddyShaq is a slot machine style game ... where the bonus features include golf challenges with O'Neal.

Beyonce might wanna watch her back, cause Serena Williams is channeling her inner Queen Bey -- and doing a pretty damn good job at it in a brand new video.

Serena -- the cover girl for April's issue of Vogue -- teamed up with the mag to take over the BallenIsles Country Club in Palm Beach for her own version of Beyonce's "7/11" music video.

We gotta say ... the results ain't half bad. Serena plays a little tennis, has a little fun, and even does a little twerking.

Justin Bieber has a HUGE fan in the PGA -- Masters champion Bubba Watson ... who tells TMZ Sports he thinks the two should hook up to form the ULTIMATE BOY BAND!!

Watson was rockin' his green jacket out in NYC today when we asked about "The Golf Boys" -- his pop group comprised of fellow gold studs Rickie Fowler, Ben Crane and Hunter Mahan.

Check this out ... the GBs have already released 2 music videos ... and their hit "Oh Oh Oh " has more than 7 MILLION views on YouTube!!!

So, how does Bieber come in to the picture? Check out the clip.